₦airaland Forum

AlexCk:
All na joke to u o, Hilarious too Thank heavens, popcorn dey fridge. *grabs popcorn, sips chilled kunu* *awaits for next 'bashing' drama*

Jadekitana:
Come here let me employ your broke ass in my shop you piece of shiit. I have a good job and a good fashion brand! What do u have? Nairaland grand patron in whorism, foolish girl. I'm an estate agent what are u? Jambite sucking diicks for a living I guess! Bush pig

SAINTSAMURAI:
who wants to bash me?

HardMirror:
My niggar. Na so me sef do here o
I thank God for this thread. Most entertaining thread of the day.

Jadekitana:
Trust me when i'm bored from running errands and trying to market clients to come build or buy houses this is what I do.

HardMirror:
Dp don decieve this one kikikiki lwkmd o
Seems you are new to how hungry girls package. Dem fit take pictures that won't give a hint about their real life.

Laveda:
You're not worth it.
Go play with your cliques.

Fadekebisola:
Jadekitana as i heard was raised in a broken family....she's got a whole lot of psychological problems...heard she once attempted suicide...please u all should just ignore the hoe..i beg una

wristbangle:


Babe, e don do abeg! Soft your pedal u hear.

wristbangle:
, BABA na wa 4 u ooh! U think say I fit fall mugu now?

AlexCk:
Nt u, i meant d drama on d thread.




No b small o, lol,
*shares popcorn*

darkenedrebel:
You are obviously not the person on your dp - a person that good-looking can't be this idiötic...no way...that just ain't possible...

I wonder why nurse Chioma hasn't chained you to your bed yet...

nikkypearl:
Typing........

Typing gone bad

Jadekitana:
Aha today is my lucky day! Trap has finally caught the rat. I would ignore other rantings like I always do but this biitch wouldn't be ignored!

Madam olosho laveda what the hell is your problem with me? Are you stewpid or what? Right from when I joined this forum you have been running up and down on my threads, wait o am I a threat to your boring existence here? After disgracing yourself here which made u earn the name "olosho" you be running your gutter mouth on my threads, see this bag of syphillis o! Am I draggin your boyfriend with you? Are you mad or what? Was I the person who made u disgrace your self here? No wonder someone even noticed your jealousy and you picking on me 247, who the hell are you? You spend hours viewing my thread as if your life depends on it. Jadekitana makes you tremble like a wet godforsaken puppy. Don't worry i'm not here to divert attention from your whorish ministry, it's all just to have fun. Let me warn you silly child, don't ever think in your wildest imagination you can pick on me, because you will be forced to attempt suicide here. I just need to put 2 and 2 together and your nudes will be pasted here being the cheap slut you are! If you looking for a man go to lindas blog, nairaland can't help your ministry you piece of trash. See this bag of std talking rubbish here, are you not a cheap wh0ore? How many guys here have entered that over slacked pvssy of yours? I bet you can't count. Useless lowlifer! You lucky I have to get back to work! We would continue this later, foolish thing.

SAINTSAMURAI:
hmm so how much 4 a mansion in banana island, i want to purchase in advance, i will pay fully next year.

SAINTSAMURAI:
SIGH!!! chai darkenedrebel got no chill

darkenedrebel:
Not my fault amigo...I'm usually not batting on a full wicket the day before every El Clasico ...

darkenedrebel:
You are obviously not the person on your dp - a person that good-looking can't be this idiötic...no way...that just ain't possible...

I wonder why nurse Chioma hasn't chained you to your bed yet...

Laveda:
It's a troll.

No time for it.

midehi2:
well said....

hi dear, happy new month

DonCrust:
Do you have dignity at all? Laura Hillenbrand said, "Without dignity, identity is erased." Just because the guy didn't get you 10 plates of Asun or allow you to eat the only plate he ordered doesn't mean he's living a fake or borrowed life. What if that first date was a test? You may think you deleted his number but I'm sure he did the same even before you left the lounge.

Every life deserves a certain amount of dignity, no matter how poor or damaged the shell that carries it. You need to work on yourself and stop assessing men base on the type of car they drive, the price of thier shoes on Jumia, etc.

Work on yourself and stop acting like the PRO of OAN (Olosho Association of Nigeria).

SAINTSAMURAI:
hehehehehe talking abt El clasico, dis edition is going to be the most interesting, i can bet on dat. i sence fighting on d pitch.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

ireneony:
Bankers are not stingy ...They can spend without with a lady.
What I have experience.

jaybee3:
You haven't tried this banker...
A trial is highly recommended

wristbangle:
Dear, thank God u stated that he is a contract staff because a full bank staff on entry level earns nothing less than N140k on a monthly basis after tax.

Aside that, don't view all bankers as being broke or stingy because we have fantastic ones who are up and doing when it comes to spending.

Also, I checked your dp only to discover that you look lavishly classic (Big gal ) hence will make guys especially the broke ones to hype their game by devising deceitful ways just to get you.

@ dollyjoy, happy new month dear

SAINTSAMURAI:
hehehehehe talking abt El clasico, dis edition is going to be the most interesting, i can bet on dat. i sence fighting on d pitch.