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Expensive Joke

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Mehn...your wife is so cute...women over think everything though. She will calm down. Just stay calm

wen u starded u bn tell us? nw yawa dng cast u com de yan us. abeg push

Oh Mhen

Don't worry by 11:59 pm, she go tell you her own april fool, too. Your wife sabi do am pass you.

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Happy April fools day

Lolzzzzzz

Hehehehehehhehehhehh dis is damn hilarious! April fool gone bad

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So you also wanna april fool us,ba? Do u think we are all as i_dhafts as omenka?!

Pele dear. She'll come around

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U shd be tanking God she did not stab U,like yewande did

I can't stop laughing.......ur joke is too expensive

namedonfinish:
enjoy ur foolery while it last..

U serious about ur signature?
That shit's crazy mehn

Oga no mind women na so them De behave. I remember when my uncle was paying with the wife and joke about something, everybody laugh but that night na so the woman the cry talk say my uncle serious ooo. na plenty abeg abeg come follow oo.

just put your hands on your chest and say

ALL IZ WELL.

relax .... she will calm down later, just be petting her, there is every tendency that she might as well be April fooling you.

Oga,you went too far,meanwhile take it easy with her if you know you just said the whole truth,cos sooner or later, things will fall into place. Good luck

E don be for you.

Like play, like play you don turn to bachelor.

same here wit me. My boy friend is realy mad @mi bcoz i told him dat i didnt love him again dat am breakin up wit him & after tellin mi dat he's goin to kil himself if am serious wit wat am sayin i naintained my seriousness too buh now he has bounce bck @mi playin same prank wit mi bck. Stil mad @mi ryt now though hurting buh jst enjoyin it, its fun. Bro in ur own case dont wori tak it easy wit her she wil stil get over it bsyd she might want to use dat opportunity to play her own April fool pranks to u bck. Sorry abt dat buh dont 4gt to stil tak it to God in prayer bcoz he's d only dat heal our wounded hearts. Gd luck to u bro 4ur wife wil com bck to U wit more love!quote author=Formidable1 post=44316560]My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?[/quote]

Bro use anythin to swear For her

Vongsama:
U serious about ur signature?
That shit's crazy mehn

am telling you bro...
I have a stalker at my trail.. I feel like deactivating this acct, at least to have my freedom...

ipromise:
Sorry bro.. Mine too went sour today hahahah... The fear of april fool is the begining of..........

Its not a joke my wife SMS me in a meeting that she is pregnant wen we had agreed that till December befor we can plan for another , knowing fully well that she is on fam planin guy I weak and gott lost that which kin tin b this infat I was about seeking for transfer then but I just weak only to tell me around 5pm wen I called that how e take happun that she said APRIL FOOL NA laf just full every where.

My broda don't be surprised to hear April fool afer awhile

Lol its well

So i ask, y wil u jeopadaize ur matrimonial home all in d name of april fool? Y dont u put urself in her shoes? Any way apologize to her i all seriousness. Even doh i know dat is another prank on NL.

Now please tell me, Hw can we be so sure u are not even trying to play the April fool prank on us now?


But if u serious....mehn, that's an expensive joke.


She go later hear u. BT she go vex sha

Your wife is a baby

at ur age u still dey do april fool

This is APRIL FOOL .dont mind the Op. I won't be surprise if the op later says he cajoled nairalanders

My advice can be very expensive but am gonna give it to you free. Trust is like a mirror once it is broken, it is a finished business. My man your marriage is already shutting down and you can't help it. You exceeded all limits so she can never trust you anymore. There is only one way you can prove to her that what happened this day was a joke. She will only believe you after your death and no one outside her children comes to the house to cry the demise of his father. However is a lesson of the grave just learn to leave with her the way she is acting till the day of reckoning comes.

Good luck.