olarhtunji:
Bae : Are u back from school

Me : yes, wanna kum over?

Bae : Maybe... missed your naughty face....I want to see how lean you are now

me: sha don't wear something too tight and bring condom

bae: why?.. I never said I want to make out with you


if she says diz then ise yen tii key.... am coming for Ada9103

Ahhh kilode na

I Think ''Who's home with Yu does it for me''...

Like Charles Dicken's ''Great Expectations'', A prep is all i need and i Make sure my tools are ready..

SexyStrawberry:
LOL, I'm not a white girl but i am super blunt, if i want sex, I'll tell u straight up, no time to waste abeg

abeg pass me ur numba sharply na chick like u I dey find

fellis:
A woman can ask for permission to watch films in your house without having ulterior motives for heaven's sake.

How do you guys reason? Nigerian men mistake everything as invitation for sex.
If you smile at him=invitation for sex.
Answer him when he says hello=invitation for sex.
You look in the direction he is standing=invitation for sex.
Acknowledge his existence in anyway at all= invitation for sex.

May God deliver all of you. No wonder there is so much rape going on in the country.

I agree with you

Bae: Are you home?
Me: yes.
Bae: I'm on my way boo (Drops phone)
Me: Where the f**k are those rubbers.

arshad880:

ur sword? i dnt get, are u a hunter?

mumu so hunters in your village use sword

Meeky:
on my way to KENYA

You are welcome in advance..please make sure you have a return ticket,coz this people enjoy life alot,every Friday is Xmas

huntax:

So tell me, which one are u?

He wants to laff at me ooooooo

Lie ooooooo

sinaj:
Lwkmd




Na tru sha

Na so u dey do too..lol

Nigerians are hyporcrites every body who have commented here will still be the first to attend church on sunday and claim to be born again. Even though they have been furnicating with people they are not married to.

Mann11:
The gen will immediately stop working.

Na your own wan lost?

Their msg is always clear and concise no matter how much they try to camouflage it. Back in the days, I had a bae that will call and be like -

"Boo are u at home? I want to ball"

I have gotten these from other ladies:

"My hero I will stop bye on my way from work. Pls I am craving for ice cream"

"Babe I have an early morning meeting on Monday pls I'll come to your place and leave from there on Monday so as to catch up"

An admirer (we relate well o and even hang out together) in my estate once sent me a text "I am so lonely & horni. Wish I could have you deep inside of me" then she called almost immediately to say sorry it was a mistake. Anywayz, I didn't disappoint her & we kept at it for over 2 yrs .

Therez this one: this happened on a friday the 1st time.

Her: will you go to the office tomorrow (Saturday)

Me: It all depends

Her: Talk joooor cos I no wan disturb you

Me: I don't have to go if I don't want to

Her: Okay mumsie & popsie went to church and won't be back till Sunday. You can come and keep me company. Don't try to touch me o naughty you.

So many that as I recall some of them now, I just smile. Ladies are humans too so they shouldn't be judged for wanting or the desire to......

acenazt:
When she call and asks who's home with u? I start telling my guys to clear.

lol... You wan enter wrestlemania mode be dat.

SexyStrawberry:


i am not obliged to prove myself to u whatsoever, but as far as i am concerned, i can say it to whomever catches my fancy if i so wish to. I'm not a kid my dear.

Then ur not a nigerian

iceberylin:


YOU ALSO GET THOSE AUTO ERECTI0N

You nailed it. Sometimes I have the auto thing while on chat with her sometimes.

THAT MOMENT A LADY VISITS YOU AND SHE STARTS CHECKING THE TIME, TELLING U SHE WON'T STAY LONG. OR WHEN U GIVE HER YOUR PHOTO ALBUM OF ABOUT 50 PICS AND SHE LOOKS AT 3 PICS AND DROP IT. WATCHOUT

daylife7:


Na so u dey do too..lol

lol

No o!


Will tell him... 'm hunny baby, come Fuuckk me'

Nigeria girl-

Girl: Hi

Guy: Xup baby?

Girl: Kul, are you at home?

Guy: Ya, wotz happening?

Girl: I'm hungry. Anything for me?

Guy: Sure

Girl: Like seriously?

Guy: Trust me.

Girl: ok

Guy: Are you coming?

Girl: Somehow.

Guy: I don't understand...

Girl: Relax mehn, lolz

Guy: ok, I'm expecting you.

Girl: No p

Guy: Alrit

Girl: Tnx dear.

Guy: uwc


White girl-

Girl: Xup *guy name*?

Guy: Kul, how are you?

Girl: I'm feeling crazy hot.

Guy: You don't mean it...

Girl: Trust me, I'm very serious.

Guy: ok

Girl: Are you gonna f**k me hard?

Guy: Why not?

Girl: Wow! I can't wait to meet you sweetie!

Guy: Datz my gal!!

Jbuster:
THAT MOMENT A LADY VISITS YOU AND SHE STARTS CHECKING THE TIME, TELLING U SHE WON'T STAY LONG. OR WHEN U GIVE HER YOUR PHOTO ALBUM OF ABOUT 50 PICS AND SHE LOOKS AT 3 PICS AND DROP IT. WATCHOUT

That's a sign that you guys need to begin the crusade before it's too late.

Elzends:
Wetin pesin no go see

seriously you all sound funny, tellin him u need sex sounds akward to me.just imagine me telling him dat
if i really wanna av sex wit him;the way i will kiss,caress and touch his body,he would know the point am tryin to make
if a guy should tell me he wants to av sex with,d sound of d really turn me off

sinaj:
lol

No o!


Will tell him... 'm hunny baby, come Fuuckk me'

Gal dats too raw

use baby am Hot or I want to have sex with u now plz
the F... lol

That moment your babe calls you that she is visiting and when your neurons are already firing, and she knocks, but you see two ladies. As a sharp guy don't be discouraged just go ahead cuddling your girl. After sometimes she would tell her friend that accompanied her, WHAT OF THE PLACE YOU SAID YOU ARE GOING? #naijagalsandtheirstrategies

SexyStrawberry:
LOL, I'm not a white girl but i am super blunt, if i want sex, I'll tell u straight up, no time to waste abeg

tombravo:
Yo! sexystrawberry. i wanna have sex with u.

Marvel1206:


busted!!! Mum must see this

tombravo:
HEHEHE. mumu. . . i knew youd be snooping if i let u have my moniker. . .dnt tell me you dnt get this joke. . . and please Cousin, stop snooping.

lmao, Siblings drama on Nairaland

Take it easy Marvel1206, everyone knows it's people like you that love to report others that end up
doing worse things.

gal: re u home
guy: yes
gal: do u have light
guy: yes
15mins tym
gal: knock knock
guy opens d door
guy: wot do I offer u
gal: nothing am ok
guy: I have some movies
gal: response faintly, don't want to watch film
guy keeps talking and gal barely reply but steal some seductive glances.
15mins later, d guy nor mk any advances
gal: I will soon b leaving
Guy if u nor dive her, u b strong MUGU cos she nor go come again
on her way home she go call another guy with d same
question
gal: re u home?
Till she gets wot she is looking 4

beckissluv:

seriously you all sound funny, tellin him u need sex sounds akward to me.just imagine me telling him dat
if i really wanna av sex wit him;the way i will kiss,caress and touch his body,he would know the point am tryin to make
if a guy should tell me he wants to av sex with,d sound of d really turn me off

I wanna have sex with you

astarotte:








lmao, Siblings drama on Nairaland

Take it easy Marvel1206, everyone knows it's people like you that love to report others that end up
doing worse things.

d dude was just joking jae. . no mind am.

Have smashed a lot of white chicks and they act almost exactly like black chicks, the only difference is that when sex is inevitable a white girl settles to enjoy it, but black girl go still dey say no please no...don't bring it out but please no

pweetychyka:



He wants to laff at me ooooooo

Why don't you humour me

emi14:

And tonto dike

na wizkid and linda ikeji dey reign now

Nigerian girl- i am always afraid of pregnancy. White: hey, Bleep me Nigerian girl: whispers into the guys ear- you are not strong na, u are weak