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7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by iyblaq(m): 12:07pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Today 7th of April is world tell a lie day. So Guys and Ladies, what is the worst /funniest Lie you have ever heard, and the worst /funniest u ve told. Here is mine: Worst: My guy raised a false claim in their estate, claiming to ve won 7.3Mill with 9jaBet, he pop plenty spirits for guys, one big girl that was giving him tough time ended up sleeping in his room that night. Its took like a week for d lie to be bosted, but the damage was already done. LolZ Funny: way back in sec sch, there was this my guy that came to sch 1 particular day, full of smiles with #500, so we asked him wats up? He said he told his stingy step mum that he needs #500 for DIspensary in sch, and the stingy mum jus ans "FOR DISPENSORY"? Pls check my handbag n get it. Jus to form as if she knows d meaning of d word. #share urs |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by Pheals(f): 12:13pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by ATMC(f): 12:21pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Worst lie Pay your tithe, it's a DEBT you owe. (And I say seriously, you mean Bro Jesus left out some debt?) Funniest I was checking out one guy's picture in my phone then my sister peeped and said "You love him?" I went "Nooooo, he is the guy that invented flash share". **I actually like the guy a whole lot** 1 Like |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by augster(m): 12:31pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Nigeria was flogged 99 - 1 by India. Lalasticlala 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by Nobody: 12:32pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
worst lie i have heard, IN SCHOOL a friend to a friend of mine lied to him that he travle to Abuja to visit his uncle that came bak from usa. during d week he travled, i went home and saw him in warri selling ice cream. worst lie iv told is that in school on my friends birthday, i sprayed 70thousand naira, it was the money for my school fees and other things. after the birthday two of my other friends gathered my 70K and gave it back to me. lol partners in crime, i did it just to make all these campus babes go wow. and it worked. afta dat day, nor be small sex 4 d semester. LOL LALASTICLALA. 2 Likes |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by onstelly(f): 12:33pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
I don't lie |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by VickyRotex(f): 12:40pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAI: Even for here, you don lie. 70k, 50k. Where the 20k go? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by Nobody: 12:43pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
VickyRotex:na error, na 70k |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by DemiGoddess(f): 12:52pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Worst lie I told my friend in sec skul that my cousin who toasting her on fbk was living in china believe me the guy leg never cross Aba Ngwa Funniest lie I was chatting with a guy and he requested for my pic at the time *believe me I never bath that afternoon* as I was on sleepover at a friends house,I just sent one pic from my friends phone to the guy not knowing the phone took pictures with date. The guy just sent me a reply 'smh...gals can lie for africa' SINXU come and say yours. 2 Likes |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by iyblaq(m): 12:55pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
ATMC: Girls can pretend not to like a cool dude..... But the Flash share invention got me rolling...WTF 1 Like |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by TheSociopath(m): 1:00pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
DemiGoddess: Back from ban, welcome Nne |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by DemiGoddess(f): 1:04pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
TheSociopath:Thank you. Divinity walks among mortals today |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by prahcetomi(m): 1:08pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
The guy claiming to have known Adekunle Gold since 2006. |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by TheSociopath(m): 1:22pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
DemiGoddess: 1 Like |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by TheSociopath(m): 1:23pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
I don't tell epic lies but here is my ₦1 A friend asked me to stake on a set of games for him. He says he'd refund me if the games lost. The games lost tho I didn't stake on them. I liked that I staked on the games and he ended up refunding double. ____________________________________ I lied to my friend that I didn't submit some important documents to ITF office during SIWES and so I didn't get paid. I got paid actually. She promised to send me something tangible |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by halfricanadian(f): 1:28pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
My worst lie is saying i hate u to d people i love most 1 Like |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by SINXU(m): 2:13pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
DemiGoddess: LOL. I'm a saint, I don't tell lies |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by cooljoe(m): 3:53pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
she told me she was a virgin. |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by NarnieSnyper(m): 4:01pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
I remember when i told a girl i'm a pro in bed, but i was still a virgin. My elder bro always told me never to tell a girl u'r a virgin, chances of losing out on that cookie is very high. Yeah, when i got admssn into the university, cant rmmbr the exact amount i told my parents for my sch fees and acceptance fee but the amount was damn huge. I nearly lost balance when I saw the credit alert. Well, lemme stop here because if i should continue, lalasticlala may ban me |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by NarnieSnyper(m): 4:11pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
ATMC: Haaa! This i what u guys do to us everyday and we dudes will be in one corner wondering what we havent done right to win your heart But if u'd told ur sister the truth, it wouldnt have taken anything from u. |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by ATMC(f): 4:50pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
NarnieSnyper:Lol! She will begin to tease me with the guy every time. Abeg! |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by DemiGoddess(f): 5:23pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
SINXU:Guys lie a lot so you can't be different Tell me quickly mortal man else I destroy your soul! |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by NarnieSnyper(m): 6:08pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
ATMC: Hope in the end u became his girl |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by ATMC(f): 6:11pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
NarnieSnyper:What are you saying, this just happened recently. |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by kokoA(m): 6:19pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
I can remember when I told the most worwor chick in my class that my guy was seriously in love with her but didn't know how to tell her. This chick tormented my guy's life for a whole semester. |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by iyblaq(m): 6:58pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
kokoA: heheheheh, yhu wicked die... I can imagine avoiding an ungly chick like a plague, n she still follow u thinking u inlove wit her... Lolz |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by pyxon(m): 7:13pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
I lie always |
Re: 7th April Is World Tell A Lie Day- What Is The Worst Lie You Have Heard/ Told by NarnieSnyper(m): 7:33am On Apr 08, 2016 |
ATMC: Wow! Are u for serious. But wait oo, lemme get it straight; u told the lie recently or u guys started dating recently? |
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