Logician:


I don't think anyone wants to read about your cursed family and her history. You are advised to keep that yourself. Have a nice time watching your mum get bleeped so you could feed.

My lexical cuts to your heart wouldn't let you keep to your promise of never quoting back, eh? Bwahahahahaha.

If your father wasn't the dumbest drunkard in your local government, he would have had the tenacity to look for a smarter woman who could dilute his gene of acute mental inefficiency.

But he married your mother who came last in an interview for the job of your village square sweepers.

You, the progeny of a pity-marriage from a couple who should never have abandoned their roles as slaves of their ancestral dieties to raise little minions like you who are fated to be the sacrificial yam of your cursed ancestors!

doveda:
Dog!

Is that all? You're always monosyllabic! I believed you either found your way to Europe thru the Sahara desert on foot thru Lybia and Morocco or you went there on pilgrimage.
But how ever, you don't come across as learned or sophisticated.

postmann:




Is that all? You're always monosyllabic! I believed you either found your way to Europe thru the Sahara desert on foot thru Lybia and Morocco or you went there on pilgrimage.
But how ever, you don't come across as learned or sophisticated.

.

doveda:


I want to help your misery self

I could find tuition free EU schools for you.

Hopefully, the cold and the environment will improve your IQ and exposure level

This is the final one. Good bye!

Baby, you're in Scotland, a village for that matter, under charity of an NGO who took pity on you for your destitute condition.

You have not proved their benevolence yet, you're still unable to carry a logical discuss.

We know schooling abroad is easily, you can have your own calendar and time line.

Howelse can a student be online since 10am writing her assignment in Nairaland?

Prōstitutê forming student

doveda:
Dog!

Definitely, a dog has bitten you and you've been infected with rabies.

You're backing "dog, dog, dog" like a patient suffering dementia.

You're really jobless! And you're by no means a student. I've seen those pics of yours. I won't say you're ugly, but certainly age isn't on your side.

I'll say goodnight night. I won't help you wind down the clock of your long, lonely, love-less night. You're not worth my company.

DarkKnightxxx:
Just thinking of the day I get to unfold your hijab and touch your hair

Lolz.


In your dreams, maybe

postm.ann:



Definitely, a dog has bitten you and you've been infected with rabies.

You're backing "dog, dog, dog" like a patient suffering dementia.

You're really jobless! And you're by no means a student. I've seen those pics of yours. I won't say you're ugly, but certainly age isn't on your side.

I'll say goodnight night. I won't help you wind down the clock of your long, lonely, love-less night. You're not worth my company.

.

HaneefahRN:


Lolz.


In your dreams, maybe

Where's your location? Let me set sails!

doveda:
Dog!

Age?
Can you see why you are a dog now?

Ok. I noticed you tried to be multisyllabic trying to persuade me to stay the night with you. But I won't!!!

You're not interesting. No beauty no brains. How do you hope to keep me company? I'm not Muslim so I can't appreciate your Muslim songs.

Please let me go! Get your filthy, barbaric claws off my sleeve! Begone to your world of loneliness and frustration.

Goodnight Love!

postmann:


Ok. I noticed you tried to the multisyllabic trying to persuade me to stay the night with you. But I won't!!!

You're not interesting. No beauty no brains. How do you hope to keep me company? I'm not Muslim so I can't appreciate your Muslim songs.

Please let me go! Get your filthy, barbaric claws off my sleeve! Begone to your world of loneliness and frustration.

Goodnight Love!

Dog!

doveda:


'No one has liberty to insult anyone without just cause'

I have a just cause. You are a misogynist!

Obviously you need a serious lobotomy. So my being a misogynist according to you gives you reason to insult me? Good riddance. Then perhaps you being an incongruous inconsequential psycho paranoid female gives me reason to insult you as well. But, hmm, I won't. You aint worth it. Now rest in peace.

joseph1832:
Obviously you need a serious lobotomy. So my being a misogynist according to you gives you reason to insult me? Good riddance. Then perhaps you being an incongruous inconsequential psycho paranoid female gives me reason to insult you as well. But, hmm, I won't. You aint worth it. Now rest in peace.

I thought you do not insult people

What happened?

doveda:
I thought you do not insult people

What happened?

I thought you had a brain and can be reasoned with, but I'm wrong. Besides, it will be an abject waste of my time for me to even indulge you wiith insults.

Good night and sleep well. Thank you.

joseph1832:
I thought you had a brain and can be reasoned with, but I'm wrong. Besides, it will be an abject waste of my time for me to even indulge you wiith insults.

Good night and sleep well. Thank you.

You are welcome!

hi...

doveda:
You are welcome!

angels09:
hi...

hello

Doveda...you tried and you got to improve your punch lines but..they fried your ass.
Ft boy the bad,joseph the baddo and less the baddest..
Doveda dnt relent we need you...

oloyede252:
Doveda...you tried and you got to improve your punch lines but..they fried your ass.
Ft boy the bad,joseph the baddo and less the baddest..
Doveda dnt relent we need you...

Nope! We need your mama
Can you please call her for me?

doveda:
Nope! We need your mama Can you please call her for me?

lol.that the spirit...."doveda"...omo ode

HaneefahRN:

Lolz.

In your dreams, maybe

yeah, in his dreams

eitsei:
yeah, in his dreams

Don't be so sure!!!

.

SINXU:
Insidous is this what you reduced yourself to? Smh...

What has your mother reduced herself too?

If you considered those amusing fictious tales as insults, you must be dvmber than those guys

HaneefahRN:


I hope this doesn't degenerate into a shia- sunni argument.

Rilwayne001:


Even if it does, I will sit right here to acquire more knowledge

Hmmm. I think our problem is that inability to tolerate opposing view. As per argument, here's our Lord's command:

[16:125] Al-Naḥl-النَّحْل
"‏اُدۡعُ اِلٰی سَبِیۡلِ رَبِّکَ بِالۡحِکۡمَۃِ وَ الۡمَوۡعِظَۃِ الۡحَسَنَۃِ وَ جَادِلۡہُمۡ بِالَّتِیۡ ہِیَ اَحۡسَنُ ؕ اِنَّ رَبَّکَ ہُوَ اَعۡلَمُ بِمَنۡ ضَلَّ عَنۡ سَبِیۡلِہٖ وَ ہُوَ اَعۡلَمُ بِالۡمُہۡتَدِیۡنَ ﴿۱۲۵﴾‏

(O Glorious Messenger!) Invite towards the path of your Lord with wisdom and refined exhortation and (also) argue with them in a most decent manner. Surely, your Lord knows well the one who strayed away from His path, and He also knows well the rightly guided. "

# Wisdom

# Refined exhortation

# Reasonable argument in decent manner.

Those who go outside these are transgressors. And those who is indifferent (to the truth or falsehood) deceive themselves.

Salam alaykum

AlBaqir:





Hmmm. I think our problem is that inability to tolerate opposing view. As per argument, here's our Lord's command:

[16:125] Al-Naḥl-النَّحْل
"‏اُدۡعُ اِلٰی سَبِیۡلِ رَبِّکَ بِالۡحِکۡمَۃِ وَ الۡمَوۡعِظَۃِ الۡحَسَنَۃِ وَ جَادِلۡہُمۡ بِالَّتِیۡ ہِیَ اَحۡسَنُ ؕ اِنَّ رَبَّکَ ہُوَ اَعۡلَمُ بِمَنۡ ضَلَّ عَنۡ سَبِیۡلِہٖ وَ ہُوَ اَعۡلَمُ بِالۡمُہۡتَدِیۡنَ ﴿۱۲۵﴾‏

(O Glorious Messenger!) Invite towards the path of your Lord with wisdom and refined exhortation and (also) argue with them in a most decent manner. Surely, your Lord knows well the one who strayed away from His path, and He also knows well the rightly guided. "

# Wisdom

# Refined exhortation

# Reasonable argument in decent manner.

Those who go outside these are transgressors. And those who is indifferent (to the truth or falsehood) deceive themselves.

Salam alaykum

You cannot help yourself

oloyede252:
Doveda...you tried and you got to improve your punch lines but..they fried your ass.
Ft boy the bad,joseph the baddo and less the baddest..
Doveda dnt relent we need you...

And indeed we need her, she's a woman after all, and she has a flower most men crave. However, I'll not be surprised if her flower is shrouded by weeds that has been left un tendered to for 10 years.

Lezzlie:
Don't be so sure!!!

I'm so sure cos she's taken by me

eitsei:
I'm so sure cos she's taken by me

Never knew she was betrothed

I walk then.

Lezzlie:
Never knew she was betrothed
I walk then.

lol... Good for you

eitsei:
lol... Good for you

You can say that again!

joseph1832:
And indeed we need her, she's a woman after all, and she has a flower most men crave. However, I'll not be surprised if her flower is shrouded by weeds that has been left un tendered to for 10 years.

And it is your business, how?

I think there is a battle of the sexes going on. I will just stay back, get comfy with a bottle of coke in hand and a broad smile on my face and watch the whole drama as it unfolds real-time.

Don't blame me. I'm only catching some fun. And I hope no one will drag me into it.

But, just to put the record straight, I am not a feminist. Neither am I a male chauv.