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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkKnightxxx(m): 9:38pm On Apr 08, 2016
Logician:


I don't think anyone wants to read about your cursed family and her history. You are advised to keep that yourself. Have a nice time watching your mum get bleeped so you could feed.

grin grin grin grin grin cheesy

My lexical cuts to your heart wouldn't let you keep to your promise of never quoting back, eh? Bwahahahahaha.

If your father wasn't the dumbest drunkard in your local government, he would have had the tenacity to look for a smarter woman who could dilute his gene of acute mental inefficiency.

But he married your mother who came last in an interview for the job of your village square sweepers.

You, the progeny of a pity-marriage from a couple who should never have abandoned their roles as slaves of their ancestral dieties to raise little minions like you who are fated to be the sacrificial yam of your cursed ancestors!
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 9:38pm On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:
Dog!

grin grin grin

Is that all? You're always monosyllabic! I believed you either found your way to Europe thru the Sahara desert on foot thru Lybia and Morocco or you went there on pilgrimage.
But how ever, you don't come across as learned or sophisticated.

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 9:42pm On Apr 08, 2016
postmann:


grin grin grin

Is that all? You're always monosyllabic! I believed you either found your way to Europe thru the Sahara desert on foot thru Lybia and Morocco or you went there on pilgrimage.
But how ever, you don't come across as learned or sophisticated.
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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkKnightxxx(m): 9:47pm On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:


I want to help your misery self

I could find tuition free EU schools for you.

Hopefully, the cold and the environment will improve your IQ and exposure level undecided

This is the final one. Good bye!


Baby, you're in Scotland, a village for that matter, under charity of an NGO who took pity on you for your destitute condition.

You have not proved their benevolence yet, you're still unable to carry a logical discuss.

We know schooling abroad is easily, you can have your own calendar and time line.

Howelse can a student be online since 10am writing her assignment in Nairaland? grin grin grin

Prōstitutê forming student
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 9:50pm On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:
Dog!

grin grin grin
Definitely, a dog has bitten you and you've been infected with rabies.

You're backing "dog, dog, dog" like a patient suffering dementia.

You're really jobless! And you're by no means a student. I've seen those pics of yours. I won't say you're ugly, but certainly age isn't on your side.

I'll say goodnight night. I won't help you wind down the clock of your long, lonely, love-less night. You're not worth my company.

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by HaneefahRN(f): 9:51pm On Apr 08, 2016
DarkKnightxxx:
Just thinking of the day I get to unfold your hijab and touch your hair wink

Lolz.


In your dreams, maybe tongue
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 9:52pm On Apr 08, 2016
postm.ann:


grin grin grin
Definitely, a dog has bitten you and you've been infected with rabies.

You're backing "dog, dog, dog" like a patient suffering dementia.

You're really jobless! And you're by no means a student. I've seen those pics of yours. I won't say you're ugly, but certainly age isn't on your side.

I'll say goodnight night. I won't help you wind down the clock of your long, lonely, love-less night. You're not worth my company.
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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkKnightxxx(m): 9:54pm On Apr 08, 2016
HaneefahRN:


Lolz.


In your dreams, maybe tongue
Where's your location? Let me set sails! wink
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 9:58pm On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:
Dog!

Age? grin grin grin grin
Can you see why you are a dog now?

Ok. I noticed you tried to be multisyllabic trying to persuade me to stay the night with you. But I won't!!!

You're not interesting. No beauty no brains. How do you hope to keep me company? I'm not Muslim so I can't appreciate your Muslim songs.

Please let me go! Get your filthy, barbaric claws off my sleeve! Begone to your world of loneliness and frustration.

Goodnight Love!

grin grin grin

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 10:00pm On Apr 08, 2016
postmann:


Ok. I noticed you tried to the multisyllabic trying to persuade me to stay the night with you. But I won't!!!

You're not interesting. No beauty no brains. How do you hope to keep me company? I'm not Muslim so I can't appreciate your Muslim songs.

Please let me go! Get your filthy, barbaric claws off my sleeve! Begone to your world of loneliness and frustration.

Goodnight Love!

grin grin grin
Dog!
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by joseph1832(m): 10:19pm On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:


'No one has liberty to insult anyone without just cause'

I have a just cause. You are a misogynist! angry tongue
Obviously you need a serious lobotomy. So my being a misogynist according to you gives you reason to insult me? Good riddance. Then perhaps you being an incongruous inconsequential psycho paranoid female gives me reason to insult you as well. But, hmm, I won't. You aint worth it. Now rest in peace.

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 10:23pm On Apr 08, 2016
joseph1832:
Obviously you need a serious lobotomy. So my being a misogynist according to you gives you reason to insult me? Good riddance. Then perhaps you being an incongruous inconsequential psycho paranoid female gives me reason to insult you as well. But, hmm, I won't. You aint worth it. Now rest in peace.
I thought you do not insult people

What happened?

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by joseph1832(m): 10:31pm On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:
I thought you do not insult people

What happened?
I thought you had a brain and can be reasoned with, but I'm wrong. Besides, it will be an abject waste of my time for me to even indulge you wiith insults.

Good night and sleep well. Thank you.

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 10:37pm On Apr 08, 2016
joseph1832:
I thought you had a brain and can be reasoned with, but I'm wrong. Besides, it will be an abject waste of my time for me to even indulge you wiith insults.

Good night and sleep well. Thank you.
You are welcome! wink
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 08, 2016
hi...
doveda:
You are welcome! wink
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 10:45pm On Apr 08, 2016
angels09:
hi...
hello
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by oloyede252(m): 10:49pm On Apr 08, 2016
Doveda...you tried and you got to improve your punch lines but..they fried your ass.
Ft boy the bad,joseph the baddo and less the baddest..
Doveda dnt relent we need you...

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 10:51pm On Apr 08, 2016
oloyede252:
Doveda...you tried and you got to improve your punch lines but..they fried your ass.
Ft boy the bad,joseph the baddo and less the baddest..
Doveda dnt relent we need you...
Nope! We need your mama
Can you please call her for me?

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by oloyede252(m): 10:54pm On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:
Nope! We need your mama Can you please call her for me?
lol.that the spirit...."doveda"...omo ode
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by eitsei(m): 11:12pm On Apr 08, 2016
HaneefahRN:

Lolz.

In your dreams, maybe tongue
yeah, in his dreams
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Lezzlie(m): 10:00am On Apr 09, 2016
eitsei:
yeah, in his dreams
grin grin grin grin Don't be so sure!!!
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 11:11am On Apr 09, 2016
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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 11:13am On Apr 09, 2016
SINXU:
Insidous is this what you reduced yourself to? Smh...


What has your mother reduced herself too?

If you considered those amusing fictious tales as insults, you must be dvmber than those guys
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by AlBaqir(m): 11:14am On Apr 09, 2016
HaneefahRN:


I hope this doesn't degenerate into a shia- sunni argument.

Rilwayne001:


Even if it does, I will sit right here to acquire more knowledge cool

grin Hmmm. I think our problem is that inability to tolerate opposing view. As per argument, here's our Lord's command:

[16:125] Al-Naḥl-النَّحْل
"‏اُدۡعُ اِلٰی سَبِیۡلِ رَبِّکَ بِالۡحِکۡمَۃِ وَ الۡمَوۡعِظَۃِ الۡحَسَنَۃِ وَ جَادِلۡہُمۡ بِالَّتِیۡ ہِیَ اَحۡسَنُ ؕ اِنَّ رَبَّکَ ہُوَ اَعۡلَمُ بِمَنۡ ضَلَّ عَنۡ سَبِیۡلِہٖ وَ ہُوَ اَعۡلَمُ بِالۡمُہۡتَدِیۡنَ ﴿۱۲۵﴾‏

(O Glorious Messenger!) Invite towards the path of your Lord with wisdom and refined exhortation and (also) argue with them in a most decent manner. Surely, your Lord knows well the one who strayed away from His path, and He also knows well the rightly guided. "

# Wisdom

# Refined exhortation

# Reasonable argument in decent manner.

Those who go outside these are transgressors. And those who is indifferent (to the truth or falsehood) deceive themselves.

Salam alaykum

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Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by doveda: 12:41pm On Apr 09, 2016
AlBaqir:





grin Hmmm. I think our problem is that inability to tolerate opposing view. As per argument, here's our Lord's command:

[16:125] Al-Naḥl-النَّحْل
"‏اُدۡعُ اِلٰی سَبِیۡلِ رَبِّکَ بِالۡحِکۡمَۃِ وَ الۡمَوۡعِظَۃِ الۡحَسَنَۃِ وَ جَادِلۡہُمۡ بِالَّتِیۡ ہِیَ اَحۡسَنُ ؕ اِنَّ رَبَّکَ ہُوَ اَعۡلَمُ بِمَنۡ ضَلَّ عَنۡ سَبِیۡلِہٖ وَ ہُوَ اَعۡلَمُ بِالۡمُہۡتَدِیۡنَ ﴿۱۲۵﴾‏

(O Glorious Messenger!) Invite towards the path of your Lord with wisdom and refined exhortation and (also) argue with them in a most decent manner. Surely, your Lord knows well the one who strayed away from His path, and He also knows well the rightly guided. "

# Wisdom

# Refined exhortation

# Reasonable argument in decent manner.

Those who go outside these are transgressors. And those who is indifferent (to the truth or falsehood) deceive themselves.

Salam alaykum

You cannot help yourself grin
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by joseph1832(m): 2:50pm On Apr 09, 2016
oloyede252:
Doveda...you tried and you got to improve your punch lines but..they fried your ass.
Ft boy the bad,joseph the baddo and less the baddest..
Doveda dnt relent we need you...
And indeed we need her, she's a woman after all, and she has a flower most men crave. However, I'll not be surprised if her flower is shrouded by weeds that has been left un tendered to for 10 years. grin grin grin
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by eitsei(m): 9:37pm On Apr 09, 2016
Lezzlie:
grin grin grin grin Don't be so sure!!!
I'm so sure cos she's taken grin by me grin
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Lezzlie(m): 9:44pm On Apr 09, 2016
eitsei:
I'm so sure cos she's taken grin by me grin
Never knew she was betrothed shocked shocked shocked grin

I walk then.
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by eitsei(m): 10:09pm On Apr 09, 2016
Lezzlie:
Never knew she was betrothed shocked shocked shocked grin
I walk then.
lol... Good for you
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Lezzlie(m): 1:15am On Apr 10, 2016
eitsei:
lol... Good for you
You can say that again! undecided
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by akike: 6:34am On Apr 10, 2016
joseph1832:
And indeed we need her, she's a woman after all, and she has a flower most men crave. However, I'll not be surprised if her flower is shrouded by weeds that has been left un tendered to for 10 years. grin grin grin
And it is your business, how?
Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Knetpro(m): 8:30am On Apr 10, 2016
I think there is a battle of the sexes going on. I will just stay back, get comfy with a bottle of coke in hand and a broad smile on my face and watch the whole drama as it unfolds real-time.

Don't blame me. I'm only catching some fun. And I hope no one will drag me into it.

But, just to put the record straight, I am not a feminist. Neither am I a male chauv.

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