What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? - Romance (3)

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 4:02pm On Apr 10, 2016

Olypeppy:
Hmmm..Nairaland sha...Nigerian men can do Amebo for Africa

How is Uyo?

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 4:06pm On Apr 10, 2016

drunkpunk:
The one that gets me pounding hard is when she says "Baby, Bleep me like its our wedding night". Ol'boi... When I hear am, ShegeBanza!!!

God is watching you in 3D as you destroy somebody's daughter's vagina.

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by iPopAlomo(m): 4:41pm On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:
i cant just stop laughing

It didn't get me at first... but reminiscing over the whole episode... I just went into one crazy laughter frenzy...

Miss that chick though...

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(op): 5:39pm On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:
touching womb ke

Yes na...e be like sey u sey dey sing the line too grin

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Smellymouth: 5:40pm On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:
'gosh! wicked! wicked!! treasure you wicked' 'issss deeep'

but remember this is different from moan or dirty talks

Bwahahahaha cheesy

She screams " smelly, tear the punna!! Tear it ooo cheesy

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(op): 5:43pm On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:
'gosh! wicked! wicked!! treasure you wicked' 'issss deeep'

but remember this is different from moan or dirty talks

I'm coming after u bae kiss

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(op): 5:48pm On Apr 10, 2016

Duchessree:
like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II"

Lmfao

And this line murdered all that I av read so far...

Ladies can say nonsense wen getting that thing. That make them to be sweet...

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by midehi2(f): 6:16pm On Apr 10, 2016

Princedapace:
I'm coming after u bae

catch me if you can cheesy

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by midehi2(f): 6:19pm On Apr 10, 2016

Smellymouth:
Bwahahahaha

She screams " smelly, tear the punna!! Tear it ooo

and i hope you don't finally tear cheesy

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by midehi2(f): 6:20pm On Apr 10, 2016

TheSpecial0ne:
lol...ur puna go sweet sha

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by rgee: 6:26pm On Apr 10, 2016

Zambux:
U lie

Tnx, no mind dem, na lie lie full their mouth.

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Smellymouth: 6:27pm On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:
and i hope you don't finally tear

Hahahhaha.. I can't tear it na cheesy

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by midehi2(f): 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2016

Smellymouth:
Hahahhaha.. I can't tear it na

better! keep it well so you always enjoy it cheesy

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Smellymouth: 6:31pm On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:
better! keep it well so you always enjoy it

U go Sabi moan oo angry

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by joceey(m): 6:32pm On Apr 10, 2016

Princedapace:
Make we no lie o!

Hahahahahaha.....guys eh....we get funny experiences...

Ladies, una guys no dey say anything?

As for me...I just can't forget that very day...this babe visited me o...I was just on my own when she came...though na ma babe back then. After few hours, she now told me she was going home...ahhhhhh! Can u imagine? She dressed to kill o and she wanted to go? I begged and begged she no gree... I now opened my eyes and said, if u don't allow me to do it now, we are done! Now UnCloth and open ur legs she became scared!
She did as i ordered and I started doing the magic...after long pre-intimacy, I started hitting her and when she was on her climax, she started saying:
"Baby, u know wat, I will marry u, I will marry u, na only u I go marry....no stop, fvck me, fvck me....."

This ma babe kept begging me to marry her and wen we both cum, after few minutes, I asked, will u still marry me? She said God forbid ...hahahahahahahahaha
Konji can make some people to speak in different languages

Lol lwkm