₦airaland Forum

STFUareyouGod:
hahahahahaha. That is why you have to support her to be Miss Nairaland and she will be your wife

layla129:
Oti geti re pa

layla129:
Huh?? Wife? Cork is a playa...he doesn't marry. He chase women

STFUareyouGod:
hahahahahaha. That is why you have to support her to be Miss Nairaland and she will be your wife

MrCork:
...bro i think i will sell my Range Rover spot for that babe.....but why cant other nairalanders loooklike her?....why do they have to looklike females like ellacute45, .naughtynaughty, hate2u, Kashybaby , Fabulocity,misshoree, yorubawoman, firstEVA and all this other fat ye ye chicks of nairaland who cant cooook ordnary rice and egg??...WHY?

MrCork:
...bro i think i will sell my Range Rover spot for that babe.....but why cant other nairalanders loooklike her?....why do they have to looklike females like ellacute45, .naughtynaughty, hate2u, Kashybaby , Fabulocity,misshoree, yorubawoman, firstEVA and all this other fat ye ye chicks of nairaland who cant cooook ordnary rice and egg??...WHY?

layla129:
I thought you said you love kashybaby

MrCork:
...yea of course I love Kashybaby & i love u slightly more ...you looooklike Model & Kashybaby looooooklike Kim Kashandia!!!((((you my two favourite lovelys))))

layla129:
But you're falling for lani.cky's ass again. Why do you like polygamy ?

layla129:
But you're falling for lani.cky's ass again. Why do you like polygamy ?

MrCork:
...errmm sweery that assssssssssss is serrrrious...if it kill me i will die happy & go straiight to heaven...and truss me..God will understand...and by the way sef, it looookslike yours!!

MrCork:
...and by the way am a one woman man...i dont do polygramy!

layla129:
Like you've seen my ass * shakes bum outta thread* ...you're sleeping on the couch tonight...goodnight

MrCork:
sweeery its 11.47am hear in london & I cant sleep since STFUareyouGod show me that picture....can u tell me a bedtime story.....and plis plis plis...make it sound romantic!!

layla129:
Tell STFUareyouGod to tell you a romantic story...he showed you the pic that made you sleepless didnt he?

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HOW CAN I ASK A MAN TO TELL ME BED TIME STORY...GADEMMMMMMMMMMMMIT?....are u from Ghana?(no ofeinse)

MrCork:
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HOW CAN I ASK A MAN TO TELL ME BED TIME STORY...GADEMMMMMMMMMMMMIT?....are u from Ghana?(no ofeinse)

MrCork:
...bro i think i will sell my Range Rover spot for that babe.....but why cant other nairalanders loooklike her?....why do they have to looklike females like ellacute45, .na.ughtynaughty, hate2u, Kashybaby , Fabulocity,misshoree, yorubawoman, firstEVA and all this other fat ye ye chicks of nairaland who cant cooook ordnary rice and egg??...WHY?

layla129:
Lool, me that was your American babe just now ...ok what about lan.icky? She's a girl with big ass

naughtynaughty:
mr cork, can u pls stay off my mention? @list nt in all dis si.lly threads of urs nah. Shuuuuu

MrCork:
...nah.......yor preeety straberrry ice cream cherrry coco butter lemon mango fanta sugary sweeeet face will definately put me to bed!!!!(((((((((((((((kaiiii, see lyrics......dyammm ama plaYa)))))

layla129:
Where is the lyrics? . Will tell you a romantic bedtime story tomorrow ok? Goodnight

MrCork:
^^^^^^^oppps..DRACULA IS AWAKE!!!!

naughtynaughty:
ur mouth dracula.. Ewwuu

MrCork:
.errrm DRACULA....its 12am here in london and am about to get on my £2,500 (cash) water bed..........if u hav notin nice to contrribute, please go to the market ..Goat!!(nooofeinse)

naughtynaughty:
ur mouth dracula.. Ewwuu

MrCork:
...anyways ama lover not a fighter and if u want us to forgive u..u will hav to looose wait coz we dont like fat womens like u & ellacute45 coz no guy on nairaland want u like that coz we not happy wit u

naughtynaughty:
bt u like lepa hateu2 shey?

MrCork:
hateu2 is not a wifey material & too bush...but luckily yours is bigger!

naughtynaughty:
what is bigger oo

naughtynaughty:
what is bigger oo

MrCork:
...yor nyansh & boooobsi of course...one looookike Big mama bread & the other loooklike jamaican Mango!!

MrCork:
hateu.2 is not a wifey material & too bush...but luckily yours is bigger!

HateU2:
:Du get tym 2 dey follow dis 'mad' man talk ooo.
Pekam London
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