₦airaland Forum

Akshow:
Strange. I thought it's only hausas that marry their girls out early.

LastMumu:
I'm not surprised. During my service year there, I almost lost my life after licking the _vagina of one Abakaliki chick. One just have to be very careful in this life.

lanicky:
This shouldn't be so because early marriages are more common in the Northern part of Nigeria than other regions. Perhaps, it feels like they do because of more reported cases in comparison to other states.

JOOHEL:
Are you a talented weeper? Do you know how to cry? This is an opportunity
for you to cry your way into good money.
An NGO is looking for people who can cry in other people's burial ceremonies.
For normal crying - N2,500.
For crying and singing - N3,500.
For crying and scattering things - N5,000.
For crying and rolling on the floor - N10,500.
For crying and cursing people - N11,000.
For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N15,000.
For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000.
For crying, jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000.
For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000.
For entering the grave and refusing to come out... Can be negotiated with
your family members.
Good Luck to you


E ma binu oo
Jst laugh ni oo
Crying is not our portion ijn

lanicky:
This shouldn't be so because early marriages are more common in the Northern part of Nigeria than other regions. Perhaps, it feels like they do because of more reported cases in comparison to other states.

TeamSimple:
They don't marry, to them baby factory is more worthy than marriage.

lanicky:
This shouldn't be so because early marriages are more common in the Northern part of Nigeria than other regions. Perhaps, it feels like they do because of more reported cases in comparison to other states.

safarigirl:
Ebonyi has the highest recorded cases. We know that many states in the North simply don't report VVF cases

Better to be in the know than to hide

sidneyj:
I see that ur brain and ur spinal cord are no more connected

LastMumu:
I'm not surprised. During my service year there, I almost lost my life after licking the _vagina of one Abakaliki chick. One just have to be very careful in this life.

Bnladan:
mtseeeew! Then go and report on Dia behalf if u re not OK with it. We knw..yen yen yen... u nd who? Wat do u expect wen all ur ppl (if u re frm dat state) do is 2 rape innocent young girls? Thank God u re not among dem

TeamSimple:
Thank God its not coming from the north, our double standard citizens would have turn this thread upside down.

LastMumu:
I'm not surprised. During my service year there, I almost lost my life after licking the _vagina of one Abakaliki chick. One just have to be very careful in this life.

AnanseK:
VVF was much more common in the north but campaign against it has been going on for the last thirty to thirty five years and the incidence is now lower. It is still common in the north but more common in Ebonyi state. A denial will not help you or the victims. If you have a way of helping them and you want to do that please go there.

This is not denial. Why are you being hostile?

I didn't say the number of cases reported is untrue but I was expressing caution at the claim. Your opinion is very well established. I din't feel like people know about VVF in the Southern region. Although it does not necessarily mean that Ebonyi has the highest. I am not saying this out of bias. It is for the best of our nation if it is totally prevented and eradicated.

One love

LastMumu:
I'm not surprised. During my service year there, I almost lost my life after licking the _vagina of one Abakaliki chick. One just have to be very careful in this life.

scholes0:
This is the absolute end of a woman's dignity.
I feel sorry for these women. Imagine a woman passing out urine on her wrapper uncontrollably.... what kind of productive social life can such a woman live again?

safarigirl:
go upgrade your spellings if you expect a proper reply from me.

I do not engage people who prefer to use text-speak

JOOHEL:
lmao......... na joke na!!!!! lol

RAPIST:
Govt needs to scrap that state.

Which kind Life be this..


Why re the isrealites when u need them

banmee:
I wouldn't trust those stats. Nigeria does not have a functioning database, so i wonder where they got their facts from?

Siddeek:
Shey the ipob say na only notherners de get vvf because of early marriage? Hmm..

ume:
otu NNE gi

keyobi:
Gbam. Your sense is very complete

omoelesa:
Ebonyi is the most backward state in southern nigeria.