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ErnieSmallzz:
c ur teeth oya tnk me

For what? 😏 corrupting me? 😏

ErnieSmallzz:
Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if u suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offerz d oda 1.

*Incase you dnt knw, dat was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free!

2)Everytin un a woman's upperbody starts wid a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSSY.......... No wonder MEN suffer frm "HIGH BP! :]

3)B4 se*, u help each-oda get naked, but after se* u dress only uslf.
MORAL: In life, no1 hlpz u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, vrybdy congratulates u. But nobdy knws hw many tymz u got "SCREWED or get involvd 2 achieve it. :]

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, smetymz it bcmz HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 mke hz wyf's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 mke ha guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, al ha frdz touchez her STOMAK & say CONGRAT, bt none of d frdz cmes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter!



m pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt smfin!..

Now Thank me!

too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x

hfinest1:
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x

hfinest1:
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x

at least u read it! Didnt u? Mtchewwwww! Always hating... No1 z abve mistake Xo kip ur advice 2 ya slf, u myt nid it smeday... If i dnt put d abbrevation stuff who wil?

hfinest1:
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x

hfinest1:
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x

at least u read it! Didnt u? Mtchewwwww! Always hating... No1 z abve mistake Xo kip ur advice 2 ya slf, u myt nid it smeday... If i dnt put d abbrevation stuff who wil? some pple wilnt jst mynd deir bisnez

Tafari1:
For what? 😏 corrupting me? 😏

oya lie xay u neva corrupt b4

ErnieSmallzz:
at least u read it! Didnt u? Mtchewwwww! Always hating... No1 z abve mistake Xo kip ur advice 2 ya slf, u myt nid it smeday... If i dnt put d abbrevation stuff who wil? some pple wilnt jst mynd deir bisnez

baby take it easy na... I don't quarrel or fight with ladies... especially beautiful ones like you... just my observation... no be quarrel... I tender my apologies of i got u angered... no let your bp rise abeg o... i wan marry fine girl like you... maybe I'll marry u sef

hfinest1:
baby take it easy na... I don't quarrel or fight with ladies... especially beautiful ones like you... just my observation... no be quarrel... I tender my apologies of i got u angered... no let your bp rise abeg o... i wan marry fine girl like you... maybe I'll marry u sef

#smiles no p.. Bou da marriage stuff, smh it cnt work

ErnieSmallzz:
#smiles no p.. Bou da marriage stuff, smh it cnt work

says who? anything and everything can work, its all about d two parties involved... I'm Elisha, but just call me HQsmallz what's your name?

hfinest1:
says who? anything and everything can work, its all about d two parties involved... I'm Elisha, but just call me HQsmallz what's your name?

cnt, email me... We wil b derailing dis thread.

ErnieSmallzz:
cnt, email me... We wil b derailing dis thread.

okay... email sent...

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Seems ur nites of wetdream(s) finally paid off @ErnieSmallz

ErnieSmallzz:
Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free!

2)Everytin on a woman's upperbody starts wid a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSSY.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP! :-]

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it. :]

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, al ha friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, bt none of d friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter!



m pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt smfin!..

Now Thank me!

[email] Idonbilivit [/email]

udon'tbilivit? Ehn na ur palava b dat

Tobiee:
[email] Idonbilivit [/email]

op Abeg teach me more...

come back 2morow

dannyben5:
op Abeg teach me more...

ErnieSmallzz:
come back 2morow

OK MA!

ErnieSmallzz:
udon'tbilivit? Ehn na ur palava b dat

[email] Yes, that's why we need to practicalize it so I can believe. [/email]

ErnieSmallzz:
Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free!

2)Everytin on a woman's upperbody starts wid a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSSY.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP! :-]

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it. :]

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, al ha friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, bt none of d friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter!



m pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt smfin!..

Now Thank me!

Stale tho.. Watsapp group tinz, no be so?

bitchcrafts:
Stale tho.. Watsapp group tinz, no be so?

lol, u again? eno consign u!

ErnieSmallzz:
lol, u again? eno consign u!

Ehn Na, Issokay then, byebye! twas fun chatting wt u

ErnieSmallzz:
[b]Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free!

2)Everyting on a woman's upperbody starts with a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSS.Y.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP!

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it.

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, all her friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, but none of the friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter!



am pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt something!..

Now Thank me![/b]

Hmmmm bad girl.

smh, a virgin like me that don't know anything reading this? I wonder what I will do after reading this...

ErnieSmallzz:
[b]Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free!

2)Everyting on a woman's upperbody starts with a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSS.Y.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP!

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it.

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, all her friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, but none of the friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter!



am pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt something!..

Now Thank me![/b]

Fantastically hilarious....No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP!

ErnieSmallzz:
[b]Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free!

2)Everyting on a woman's upperbody starts with a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSS.Y.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP!

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it.

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, all her friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, but none of the friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter!



am pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt something!..

Now Thank me![/b]