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A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:19am On May 09, 2016


Dear Mr Cork, u a fine young handsome, gooodloookin, single, bachelor, livvin alone on 3 bedrrom house, sexxxy, cute humble, carin, husssband material God fearing, Sexxxx symbol, charmin, Sagitarrrrian, non smokin, sweeet lovin, church goin guy from Pekam London, who drives £28,000(cash) Range rover spot.... when are you gooono settle down & marry??

1..Pressssure from Home angry

2...,,Preeesure from Parents angry


3........Presssssure from my lovelys angry

4............Pressssure from babes angry


5....Serrrrrrious presssure from my EX,s embarassed

PLEASE ADVISE!
undecided


Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:21am On May 09, 2016
* cheesy.....


Hmmmmm...... undecided
Re: A Letter To Myself! by cruzita(f): 11:22am On May 09, 2016
undecided ara
Re: A Letter To Myself! by iceberylin(m): 11:24am On May 09, 2016
Just chill a while humans will soon evolve to be brighter than the Sun.... Mr Lightskin wink
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Marlvin(m): 11:25am On May 09, 2016
The old man got himself drunk again
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Marlvin(m): 11:26am On May 09, 2016
SANDOSKI:
* cheesy.....


Hmmmmm...... undecided
#laughs,
was about to assume you're out of memes; like I said earlier, I find 'em quite amusing.
Re: A Letter To Myself! by pweetylivia(f): 11:27am On May 09, 2016
undecided Please someone should pour this guy water so he'll wake up from his sleep
Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:27am On May 09, 2016
iceberylin:
Just chill a while humans will soon evolve to be brighter than the Sun.... Mr Lightskin wink
...corrrection..I am darkskin...cheers! angry
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Debbywills(f): 11:28am On May 09, 2016
Your Own Is Just Too Much angry...

Is This supposed To Be Funny?? undecided
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:28am On May 09, 2016
Wat "sense" did you make with that write up nowhuh

No offence undecided
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:28am On May 09, 2016
Marlvin:
No memes todae ?
Hahahaha
......gringrin

Re: A Letter To Myself! by Maxi112: 11:29am On May 09, 2016
gosh! weed againhuh
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:29am On May 09, 2016
Debbywills:
Your Own Is Just Too Much angry...

Is This supposed To Be Funny?? undecided
I really really wonder angry
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Cholls(m): 11:29am On May 09, 2016
my brother eiyah!



You know what?!........I think your personality is too problematic for any sane lady to endure.
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:36am On May 09, 2016
Hahahahaha

Hateu2 mr pekam London want to settle down ooo
Comman c
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:38am On May 09, 2016
pweetylivia:
undecided Please someone should pour this guy water so he'll wake up from his sleep
Ok...gringrin

Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:42am On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Hahahahaha

Hate.u2 mr pekam London want to settle down ooo
Comman c
heheheheheheheh

Dis guy wan kill me oooooooo grin grin

Wetin we no go see for NL nitori olorun cheesy
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:44am On May 09, 2016
STFUareug0d, coman see ur brother oooo. He wants to settle down cheesy
Stfuareugod!!!
Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:44am On May 09, 2016
pweetylivia:
undecided Please someone should pour this guy water so he'll wake up from his sleep
angry
Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:46am On May 09, 2016
pweetylivia:
undecided Please someone should pour this guy water so he'll wake up from his sleep
..seee yor headlike baby moskito....thread clearly says *please advise*... do u spek english?? ..goat!!(no ofeinse) angry
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:47am On May 09, 2016
HateU2:
heheheheheheheh

Dis guy wan kill me oooooooo grin grin

Wetin we no go see for NL nitori olorun cheesy
nominate babes for him nah ((lightskinned))
Re: A Letter To Myself! by PunkyV(f): 11:47am On May 09, 2016
Lol @ sexxxx symbol. Crazy guy.
Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:47am On May 09, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Ok...gringrin
angry
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:48am On May 09, 2016
Mr pekam london are u interested ??

Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:51am On May 09, 2016
HateU2:
STFUareug0d, coman see ur brother oooo. He wants to settle down cheesy
Stfuareugod!!!
the good news is hateu2 is available for marriage. And she dates anything. Mrcork can marry her even tho she's not a wifey material
Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:52am On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Mr pekam london are u interested ??
..Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePaaaaaaaaaaaaa........THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOKS SO LIKE MY RANGE ROVER SPOT..cheers!!! cheesy
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:53am On May 09, 2016
Marlvin:
#laughs,
was about to assume you're out of memes; like I said earlier, I find 'em quite amusing.
grin...

Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:53am On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
nominate babes for him nah ((lightskinned))
Me no get idea ooo but he loves u nah cheesy. He will manage d big yansh thou not light skinned cheesy
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:55am On May 09, 2016

Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:55am On May 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
the good news is hateu2 is available for marriage. And she dates anything. Mrcork can marry her even tho she's not a wifey material
Hate2U?.....SAY WHAT?.......That refugeee looookin Magroscalapick trouble maker girl??.....



[size=16pt] .... NO THANKS.....I PASS!!![/size] angry

Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:55am On May 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
the good news is hate.u2 is available for marriage. And she dates anything. Mrcork can marry her even tho she's not a wifey material
heheheheheh

U be ewu (no offence)
Re: A Letter To Myself! by Nobody: 11:56am On May 09, 2016
MrCork:
Hate2U?.....SAY WHAT?.......That refugeee looookin Magroscalapick trouble maker girl??.....



[size=16pt] .... NO THANKS.....I PASS!!![/size] angry

hahahahaha. She will change. Just take her to synagogue church of all nations for deliverance
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