₦airaland Forum

ZeeAfrica:
hehhehehe okay. Sierra leone abi? Lol. Kikiki, okay, so do tell, wats stoppin u from marrying den? R u scared? Or maybe u think no girl is worth yo heart?

STFUareyouG0d:
I wee just go and jump from 3rd mainland bridge if you leave me. Trust me, I won't do a TeeBilz. I will jump

If you sue me to court, you'll still be my counsel. You'll be the lawyer to defend me. So is it really necessary?

KingRex1:
Someone has taken her afternun dose of weed.

Mrcmork u need to coman carry this gurl

HateU2:

MrCork:
...bro ignore her.. Hate2u is suffffarrin from flankocrasimank pikorondolanda & we already called the Dr......they on there way!

KingRex1:

HateU2:
please jump oooooooooooo

HateU2:

HateU2:
Mumu + ode + dindindin + oponu = corkhead

MrCork:
....my heart been broken 17times by black women which is y no one dates them hear In London. They always end up doin the same thing to me..chop my moiney...I ain't scared..am juss scared to truss them...if I don't marry..they have threaten to find me girl from the village & that will phuck up my repputation as a plaYA

Ishilove:
Agbaya go an marry.

So you're a sagittarean? My brother is sagittarean and one of the most stubborn, hot tempered people on earth

ZeeAfrica:
woww cork. Dis is very sad hey. I realy had no idea. M realy realy touched by dis, especialy de part we dey chop yo cash and broke yo heart. I do understand yo fear. I realy dnt knw wat to say, and i am sincerely touched

MrCork:
anyways bacckto the serrious topic b4 bein rudely interrrrupted by that Hate2u thingy....Sweeery Ishilove, am not sure but it sonds like u may be the lucky one ....(((London engagemment ring on the wAY)).coz u have one big quality.........Guess...I detect big heavy giant Pineapple booooooooooooooooobsi!!!((REAL TALK)) ....errm but pls, not too fast...Que loong!

MrCork:
Darrlin plis act like a lady for onces & stop cusssin...STOP....WHite women do not behave like that..4real..

.Hate2u is the kinda chick u take to a london ressturant that cusses out the waiters & end up abusin ther parents in Yoruba..i lie? (((Ilitracy is a desease)))

ZeeAfrica:
woww cork. Dis is very sad hey. I realy had no idea. M realy realy touched by dis, especialy de part we dey chop yo cash and broke yo heart. I do understand yo fear. I realy dnt knw wat to say, and i am sincerely touched

naughtynaughty:
*dragsHimFromTheWaist*
Come back hiaaaaaaa!


Hateu2 bring that hot water lets pour inside his running mouth

KingRex1:
Babe why the long face? Who dey find ur trouble?

MrCork:
Darrlin plis act like a lady for onces & stop cusssin...STOP....WHite women do not behave like that..4real..

.Hate2u is the kinda chick u take to a london ressturant that cusses out the waiters & end up abusin ther parents in Yoruba..i lie? (((Ilitracy is a desease)))

HateU2:
walahi, werey ni bobo yi. No argument


Ishilove, are u a mod

MrCork:
awwww..baby dont cry......am a lover not a fighter..remember?...anyways, I need to marrry so plis describe & identify yor sellin point & plus yor goooody bag!!

MrCork:
awwww..baby dont cry......am a lover not a fighter..remember?...anyways, I need to marrry so plis describe & identify yor sellin point & plus yor goooody bag!!

MrCork:
....my heart been broken 17times by black women which is y no one dates them hear In London. They always end up doin the same thing to me..chop my moiney...I ain't scared..am juss scared to truss them...if I don't marry..they have threaten to find me girl from the village & that will phuck up my repputation as a plaYA

HateU2:
my selling point is my hand that I will use to slap u so hard dat u will reset back to normal

pweetylivia:
I like yor swag & I think your cooool so whats your ideal lady and do i stand a shance?

MrCork:
...violence is not the answer ..... u need prayers...then u need a man!!((village girl))

ZeeAfrica:
Letter to op. Dear MrCork, i hope you do realise that advicing you is a bit too hard,because before anyone gives you any advice, you have to answer just 1 question. R u light skinned?

llaykorn:
MrCork, does this mean that everytime a girl breaks your heart, your penis adds an inch? Or, is it just coincidence that you have a 17-inch kondo?

MrCork:
^^^^but why do u non nigerian imigggrants allways come to nairaland to derail beaurrriful marraige threads?...can u try that $hit ther in that Ghana?.....worst of all..even from yor grammma sef, i bet on my £28,000(cash) Range rover spot that u hav tribal mark..i lie?...PROOOOF ME WRONG.. SHOW US YOR PICTURE!!! ((SHAME)))

ellacute45:

llaykorn:
MrCork, does this mean that everytime a girl breaks your heart, your penis adds an inch? Or, is it just coincidence that you have a 17-inch kondo?

AirSultan:
and what is wrong with having tribal marks? Neega, you are getting lame.