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What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by AceDomino(m): 8:58am On May 13, 2016
Last week, my best friend got the shocker of his life because he just couldn't keep to having just one girlfriend.
It all started when my pal went to visit his "Almost a year" girlfriend that night like he used to do almost every night of the week. He got there that night with all smiles not knowing the devil is somewhere around the corner. He saw her that night and they started the normal chitchats as usual with the girl going through my friend's phone, checking the pictures, going through his chats, and suddenly she asked "who's this girl? ". And knowing fully that the girl in the PIC is her latest rival, she ran out of the house with the phone and my friend followed suit into the corner she ran to. Long story short, she called the new girl and rained abusive words on her and after that turned to my pal who was still pleading with her to calm down and she surely calmed down with an unexpected SLAP on his face. My friend said and I quote, "I saw stars". And even with the slap he was still a gentleman because a "real man will never lay a finger on a woman", and with that he was still pleading with her but she strikes again this time with a hit to his mouth that resulted to a cut to his lower lip, but she didn't stop there, she continued he massacre with multiple bites to his chest and hand while he was trying to restrain her and lastly she strikes his foot with a wood she found at her disposal, this caused my friend to slipped and fell on his backside and the girl told him "if you die tonight, I don't care". You might be imagining how she was able to do all this damages, but she did it. And finally she smashed his phone on the ground and left.
On the following day, she called and was begging that she was sorry and that she did that all because she like loves him. She later came over to his house that day to beg him more and this time with an incentive (SEX), because he hasn't even had sex with her for once since they started dating. She tried all she could by striping herself and forcefully getting hold of his Magic Johnson telling him he must f**k her today, but he turned her down telling her that nobody can stop him from dating that newbie. She later left after hours of failed trials.

And all I said after he told me all this was PELE ORE MI, and that that's what happens to you if you can't stick to one girl.

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Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by braithwaite(m): 9:00am On May 13, 2016
undecided

Whats the name of this movie

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Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by falconey(m): 9:01am On May 13, 2016
grin
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Mediapace: 9:04am On May 13, 2016
Merlin bro cheesy
braithwaite:
undecided

Whats the name of this movie
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Kollyk11(m): 9:05am On May 13, 2016
what title can we give this movie oooooo....... angry.merlin is too cheap.CLASH OF THE TWO MUGUs. grin

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Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:06am On May 13, 2016
ACTION FILM
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by braithwaite(m): 9:08am On May 13, 2016
Mediapace:
Merlin bro cheesy


Thought as much.. so was it with Gwen and auther
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by AceDomino(m): 9:10am On May 13, 2016
Told him that if you eventually get married to this bitch, YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MEAT, to say the least.
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Mediapace: 9:18am On May 13, 2016
No Morgana
braithwaite:



Thought as much.. so was it with Gwen and auther
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by braithwaite(m): 9:20am On May 13, 2016
Mediapace:
No Morgana


undecided
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:22am On May 13, 2016
Lemme ask some body ! STFUareyouGod what will you do if i do this to you? undecided
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:32am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
Lemme ask some body ! STFUa.reyouGod what will you do if i do this to you? undecided
lol. I'll need it to happen before I decide what to do. But for now, I'm not sure

Hitting you is definitely not one of the options tho, that I'm 100% sure
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by queenoflafia(f): 9:32am On May 13, 2016
That was a little bit overboard.she bashed the guy and smashed his phone.you are fooling yourself if you think your guy won't cheat on you.it's in their DNA

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Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Stuntkid172(m): 9:35am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
Lemme ask some body ! STFUareyouGod what will you do if i do this to you? undecided
LA do that to me LA see nwiii the following day LA come back.




LA go see road tire
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:35am On May 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
lol. I'll need it to happen before I decide what to do. But for now, I'm not sure

Hitting you is definitely not one of the options tho, that I'm 100% sure
how do we make it happen? I need to see how you ganna react undecided
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:37am On May 13, 2016
Stuntkid172:
LA do that to me LA see nwiii the following day LA come back.




LA go see road tire
huh undecided u gat me confused undecided
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:38am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
how do we make it happen? I need to see how you ganna react undecided
why would you want to break my phone screen anyways?

Guess what. I just remembered my phone is insured cheesy cheesy cheesy Break it and I get new one for free tongue tongue
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by AceDomino(m): 9:42am On May 13, 2016
queenoflafia:
That was a little bit overboard.she bashed the guy and smashed his phone.you are fooling yourself if you think your guy won't cheat on you.it's in their DNA

You can't back that up, can you?
Though I ain't vouching for all but definitely not all guy's got cheating in their DNA.
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:42am On May 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
why would you want to break my phone screen anyways?

Guess what. I just remembered my phone is insured cheesy cheesy cheesy Break it and I get new one for free tongue tongue
lol and what if i do same to the new one? Will u kill me undecided
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:44am On May 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
why would you want to break my phone screen anyways?

Guess what. I just remembered my phone is insured cheesy cheesy cheesy Break it and I get new one for free tongue tongue
lol and m ganna do d same shii to the new one? Will u kill me undecided
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:49am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
lol and m ganna do d same shii to the new one? Will u kill me undecided
lol. You'd be shocked at my response. You'd be surprised to see me act completely opposite what you expecting.

I'll sit and watch you do all you can after which I'll grab and punish you with long s3x session grin grin
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by firstking01(m): 9:51am On May 13, 2016
undecided
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:51am On May 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
lol. You'd be shocked at my response. You'd be surprised to see me act completely opposite what you expecting.

I'll sit and watch you do all you can after which I'll grab and punish you with long s3x session grin grin
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lol am done here grin remember me
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:53am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lol am done here grin remember me
lol

No, I don't. You wanna help remind me?
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Stuntkid172(m): 9:56am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
huh undecided u gat me confused undecided
You do that to me

You see nwiii the following day You come back.

You go see road tire
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 9:59am On May 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
lol

No, I don't. You wanna help remind me?
not now grin padi mi
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 10:00am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
not now grin padi mi
hmmmmmmm why and when?


Ok mention me somewhere else
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 10:07am On May 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
hmmmmmmm why and when?


Ok mention me somewhere else
lipsrsealed

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Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 10:19am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
lipsrsealed
Nicky. Got ya
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 10:21am On May 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Nicky. Got ya
grin
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 10:33am On May 13, 2016
Berlyn:
grin
correct?
Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Did This To You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
correct?
yea

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