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my girl friend saw dis chat bwtween me and my oda girl friend on how she forgot her pant at my place..how will I defend my self?

smh

Lol

Lol.............jst try nd plead wit ha nd sober for it,she might forgv u

if you want to defend yourself go hire lawyers

juz tell her u are suffering from texting while sleeping syndrome...

you deserve a slap in the face with a sledge hammer.
if she listens to any explanation you give she's a niperling ninny.

Mead

Hahahaha I pity u, u go explain taya . Na God catch you

tell ur girlfriend its devil that caused it. you must insist its the devil's handwork.

thank me later

Good for you smart goofer.

obiorathesubtle:
so, it was so sweet up to the extent that she forgot her pant?? Lwkm.. Baba intercourse.. I hail you saaah!!

Hahahah may jah bless nairalanders,u guys alwz dey made my day wt swt n funny comments

jesus wept..yu actually opened ah thread for this shiii??am abashed..

KashyBaby:
juz tell her u are suffering from texting while sleeping syndrome...

see lie abeg

Tell her say d babe fuse u to ve sex wt her

dayosweetness:
my girl friend saw dis chat bwtween me and my oda girl friend on how she forgot her pant at my place..how will I defend my self?

Yah softy.

Man up and put both of them inline

Let them both know no be dem "dako" fun e.

I ask again, are there any real men left at home?

PS: and my man, this is not red handed. Red handed is more like being caught during the actual insertion process. But even that can be explained away

CaroLyner:
you deserve a slap in the face with a sledge hammer.
if she listens to any explanation you give she's a niperling ninny.

mind you, it can happen to anyone, including you!

CaroLyner:
you deserve a slap in the face with a sledge hammer.
if she listens to any explanation you give she's a niperling ninny.

mind you, it can happen to anyone, including you!

dayosweetness:
my girl friend saw dis chat bwtween me and my oda girl friend on how she forgot her pant at my place..how will I defend my self?

Just tell her that Ur other girl friend according to U visited and forgot her pant but that U neither touched her nor saw her when she was removing her pant. haha

Jes tell her the girl in ques sells pant,xhe kame to drop the pant at ur place inother for u to give d actual buyer

The only person that will accept any explanation from u is a brain dead zombie

hmmm oloshi

Tell her that your mum bought d pant for your sister cousin when she visited u and your cousin brought a nephew who brought a lady that own d pant. Tell her that d lady forgot d pant and u latter called ur nephew who told u to chat with her on Whatsapp. Tell her u are just a nice Nigerian who will not accommodate other people property

just tel ha,d pant na ova size,as she won comot na im d pant off even she self no no say im pant off,na leta she cum cal u say im pant d miz na im u tel am say e dey ur houz.no b say u do any thing wit am oo..den swear 4 am wel wel..a swear she go bliv.

That serves u right... U cant choose between Ogbona and Egusi,so u decided to mix d 2 together and u got the outcome




I don't pity u tho


If i werd her....no explanation ni

King of sexual intercourse..

KashyBaby:
juz tell her u are suffering from texting while sleeping syndrome...

OMG! your talent in lieing is on another level. who are u? jeez

EgunMogaji:
Yah softy.

Man up and put both of them inline

Let them both know no be dem "dako" fun e.

I ask again, are there any real men left at home?

PS: and my man, this is not red handed. Red handed is more like being caught during the actual insertion process. But even that can be explained away

damn! i respect your "ogboju". e be like say you don get PhD for dis kain thing. maybe i shld come and enroll in your post-graduate program . kai.

Do women actually forget their panties?

I can only remember the one that came to visit me one time and willingly took it off to give me.
She said I should just have it. I was like OMG!. Yuck! Romantic stuff though back then. Old times.