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To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by jamoscofield(op): 10:33pm On May 18, 2016
how to verify if a lady loves u and is a marriageable material.........

While u are in bed with her, cover yourselfs completely with cloth and fart out a guud amount of flatulence to spoil the air..........

If she gets out of bed, then it means she cannot stay with u thru hardship,

If she takes out her head from the cloth, it means during hardship she might cheat on u small small,

If she stays in the cloth but frowns, it means she will be a nagging wife,

If she stays in the cloth and hits u with a blow, it means she can beat u when there is a problem,

If she stays in the cloth and smiles, it means she is a pretender or a fool,

If she farts back, take her to the altar immediately!


Lalasticlala I rest my case Hia!!!
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by valdetino(m): 10:36pm On May 18, 2016
Absurbed reason @op
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by Nobody: 10:41pm On May 18, 2016
Nawoooo..... All because of FART...






*Make I call my brothers, dey need to see dis....Smellymouth,Ikyekelvins,Airsultan,Actofwar......come ooo no stress to find wifegrin

Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by fistonati(m): 10:42pm On May 18, 2016
Fuel saga no reach your side bah
On top cordless fart Naim mata reach da level
Sir werey
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by Samjr(m): 10:54pm On May 18, 2016
Like seriously is the fuel scarcity affecting the way you reason... .
jamoscofield:
how to verify if a lady loves u and is a marriageable material.........

While u are in bed with her, cover yourselfs completely with cloth and fart out a guud amount of flatulence to spoil the air..........

If she gets out of bed, then it means she cannot stay with u thru hardship,

If she takes out her head from the cloth, it means during hardship she might cheat on u small small,

If she stays in the cloth but frowns, it means she will be a nagging wife,

If she stays in the cloth and hits u with a blow, it means she can beat u when there is a problem,

If she stays in the cloth and smiles, it means she is a pretender or a fool,

If she farts back, take her to the altar immediately!


Lalasticlala I rest my case Hia!!!
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by Nobody: 11:21pm On May 18, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Nawoooo..... All because of FART...






*Make I call my brothers, dey need to see dis....Smellymo.uth,Ikyekel.vins,Airsu.ltan,Actof.war......come ooo no stress to find wifegrin
Fear God as u de brotherzone me o cheesy
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by Nobody: 11:23pm On May 18, 2016
ActOfWar:
Fear God as u de brotherzone me o cheesy
*lol..... Haba bros, you don forget say I be your sister...

*To collect money from your brother no dey hard ooogringrin
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by Nobody: 11:26pm On May 18, 2016
SANDOSKI:
*lol..... Haba bros, you don forget say I be your sister...

*To collect money from your brother no dey hard ooogringrin
How have u been dear?? Sorry I ignored ur mention dear, been busy lately.I sha told u bout my ex@ms. smiley
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by Nobody: 11:38pm On May 18, 2016
ActOfWar:
How have u been dear?? Sorry I ignored ur mention dear, been busy lately.I sha told u bout my ex@ms. smiley
M Fyn......
Uhuh


Awz ur examshuh


*Miss usad
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by Nobody: 11:44pm On May 18, 2016
SANDOSKI:
M Fyn......
Uhuh


Awz ur examshuh


*Miss usad
Alhamdulillah bae.
Missing ur memes too grin
Catcha later kiss kiss
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by makydebbie(f): 4:03am On May 19, 2016
e b lyk say...you neva c mess wey fit kill person!
Re: To Guys: How To Know A Wife Material.. Interesting!!! by olaridwan(m): 7:34am On May 19, 2016
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