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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by sixtus3606(m): 9:52am On May 21, 2016
modestdude:
Pure Scam. Even your introductory statement is low standard like a primary school English. Again, the contact number for further inquiries is the bait for unsuspecting and desperate public.Try again later

Lalasticlala. Am not saying you are Lawma, but please take care of this rubbish before Nlanders get swindled of their hard earned money.
I saw the stuff. I just scrolled past it.

what actually got my attention was the bleeping email

mail.gov.ng@gmail .com WTF!!!

********
EVEN IF IT SHOULD BE THE SAME TLD, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ncs@gov.ng

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by HARDDON: 9:52am On May 21, 2016
Learn the Royal Robes

Rush to :

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 9:53am On May 21, 2016
rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.

Yes yes
This is what we go through ... My experience was worst than what this guy gonna type.

Beautiful girls like u makes me go crazy.

So bad up till now I never get chick.

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Aiziko: 9:54am On May 21, 2016
Guy,wish kin suspense be dis.Abeg come finish o.I dey gbadun ur tory.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 9:54am On May 21, 2016
See this guy ooo, i'm facing almost the same thing right now in school but I just wan focus 4 this 100L 1st b4 making a move...lecturers for my school dey threaten CO like say na food
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by telim: 9:56am On May 21, 2016
op waiting be that your nameself.. come complete the story.. even if the remaining Tory na for sell I go pay
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by sixtus3606(m): 9:56am On May 21, 2016
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critics are welcome wink

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I DESIGNED IT

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by jide219(m): 9:57am On May 21, 2016
Ogbeni come and finish your work, because e get one girl make I wan go toast o

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Peterpanny: 9:59am On May 21, 2016
Fuel don finish for your mouth.

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by faruz: 9:59am On May 21, 2016
Op, i knw u'r lieing eehnnnn bt kwontinue....

Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by sixtus3606(m): 10:00am On May 21, 2016
maybe Op DATA don finish sad

.
oya, story lovers...time for offering.
MADOSKY pass me the basket.
lalasticlala please take note!
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by spencekat(m): 10:01am On May 21, 2016
Babzilla:


All this long tory sef
Long,but adventurous.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by innocentchuks(m): 10:01am On May 21, 2016
Op u are good at story telling and capturing the mind of ur audience. Why not consider writing a book or novel u sure will excel at that.

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by dapatro: 10:02am On May 21, 2016
Guy complete d story na, my blood d hot oooo
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by An0nimus: 10:03am On May 21, 2016
The mango tree in front of the library, love garden. I know this place.
Capableben this school has 'airport' too shey?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Opistorincos(m): 10:04am On May 21, 2016
@op u haff mad... c as u make me shw ma brown teeth for the world to see grin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by HARDDON: 10:04am On May 21, 2016
HARDDON:
Learn the Royal Robes

Rush to :

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Thank me leta!


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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by whao: 10:06am On May 21, 2016
Nice story
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by goshen26: 10:07am On May 21, 2016
Cable or wireben....continue ur story na
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Dannidom(m): 10:08am On May 21, 2016
rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.
start with me fine lady


I will like to woo you
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Lilteece(m): 10:09am On May 21, 2016
Some guys are expert, while some find it difficult buh they do woo once in a while
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Srallens(m): 10:10am On May 21, 2016
Guy, if you wan tell your story, tell. If you no wan tell, make you just leave am! Wetin dey work you sef?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by oye9ja(m): 10:11am On May 21, 2016
This OP na Futy student. Abi na lie op? Which department u dey? Na Engineering department?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 10:11am On May 21, 2016
spencekat:
Long,but adventurous.

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by 9jatatafo(m): 10:14am On May 21, 2016
Guy your story never finish na!

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by jojothaiv(m): 10:14am On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
I shall be updating periodically. Kindly drop ya comments to make me feel I have an audience who wanna hear my fascinating first wooing experience. thank you
Fascinating first wooing experience

And an ever listening audience

Wait, your experience is it a rocket science?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 10:17am On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
7: Ramsey Nouah


[b]The cheesy following day was the D-day. I woke up with a smile on my face, nothing could be more invigorating.
"Maryam, your own don finish today" I kept soliloquising, as I brushed my teeth in the bathroom.Just then my phone rang,it was chris.
"Hey, Guy, We have an hour to go. I need you put on your best outfit, borrow a suit if you don't have one. Meet me under the mango tree in front of the libarary,I know exactly where we'd meet her", he instructed.
"Okay, no problem, consider that done", I assured.


I arrived at the venue Chris gave me on time; clad in a designer suit I borrowed from Obinna, a room mate of mine in 100 Level. Chris was there before me.
"Perfect,just how I wanted you to look. You look like Ramsey Nouah",
"Ahh, Thanks, oo", I replied with a smile.

Chris had made little investigations about Maryam; and one of the things he found out was that she spent two hours in the library everyday.His plan was that we accosted her on her way out. We waited until we sighted her emerging from the gigantic library complex.

"Good!good! that's your Maryam coming, go get her. Apply all I have taught you", Chris said rapidly.
I nodded and started walking her direction. I walked until I was right behind her and I took a deep breath and spoke up, "Hello my lady"
She kept walking as though I wasn't calling from behind her. I persisted, "Helloooo Fine Lady" and then she stopped and faced me.[/b]

wat dept ws this gal in
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 10:17am On May 21, 2016
grin

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by SenorMcSlyl(m): 10:19am On May 21, 2016
Ever listening audience? ... even after u are through with ur "TALES OUT OF SCHOOL".
As if we no get work. undecidedEver listening audience? ... even after u are through with ur "TALES OUT OF SCHOOL".
As if we no get work.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by akosh005: 10:19am On May 21, 2016
faruz:
Op, i knw u'r lieing eehnnnn bt kwontinue....
Dat is called copy copy

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by muhamadnur: 10:20am On May 21, 2016
Breaking news! Breaking news! Breaking news. OP is involved in a ghastly bicycle accident. Last respect. R.i.P.P

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by dimssy(m): 10:20am On May 21, 2016
Seh op don ......? Abeg seh extra drink dey?

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