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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Mzsolmi(f): 11:57am On May 21, 2016
Tallestniqqa:
You but he maryam dark,you fair
it doznt mara
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 11:58am On May 21, 2016
Tallestniqqa:

2016 edition ooo



2018 edition ooogringrin

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Ezedon(m): 11:58am On May 21, 2016
OP your grand father there!!!
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by eddyroyal(m): 11:59am On May 21, 2016
The story don finish?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Kenshinmunac(m): 12:02pm On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
The Genesis

[b] In my previous post, I said something about being single and "never ever" searching. Yes, that decision didn't just come from nowhere, theres a good reason for it as there's no smoke without fire.

It all started in my first year in the university.It was fun and exciting making new acquaintances and friends here and there, from your coursemates to your faculty mates. I wasn't left out, as I made two good friends who were also my course mates -Joshua and Chris.

About four Weeks into lectures,on a particular Monday morning while I was rushing down to a lecture theater, I found myself walking side by side with a pretty and strange lady who seemed to be moving towards my direction.
I kept mum, and focused on where I was going, having in mind that I had barely 10mins to be in class.
We kept walking with a uniform speed and direction as though we were friends,and quiet until she finally broke the silence.
"You walking to LT3?" She asked
"Yessss" I replied, abruptly as though I were waiting for her to ask.
An innate voice within me spoke: "Capableben, ask her name and possibly her phone number"
I thought it was a good idea too,so I began to summon the courage to ask and the right words to use in my mind. After the short rehearsal in my head, I opened my mouth: "ehhm, so, what is....what is today's date? " I asked, with no iota of idea how I deviated to that. cry[/b]


Come. What is wrong with you? Why the stupid suspense?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by fuckpoverty(m): 12:03pm On May 21, 2016
OP I must report u to Mr change(buhari) u re toiling wit d people in dis era of seriousness...I swear buhari mst hear dis
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Tallestniqqa: 12:03pm On May 21, 2016
SANDOSKI:



2018 edition ooogringrin
Was that how you smiled sandoski?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by ariyoola(m): 12:04pm On May 21, 2016
[quote author=Capableben post=45816886] Sure, read to the end and be swept off your feet.[lol u re damn funny]
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 12:05pm On May 21, 2016
Vicstar wey you dey.... I dey find you like fresh fish....grin


grin

Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by eunisam: 12:05pm On May 21, 2016
Eunisamonline
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by wmoruf(m): 12:05pm On May 21, 2016
guy,,if dats where ur Tory end,,just say it make person pikin park well abeg
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Tallestniqqa: 12:09pm On May 21, 2016
Oga you never type your sci-fi finish ?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by MrDoGood(m): 12:13pm On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
7: Ramsey Nouah


[b]The cheesy following day was the D-day. I woke up with a smile on my face, nothing could be more invigorating.
"Maryam, your own don finish today" I kept soliloquising, as I brushed my teeth in the bathroom.Just then my phone rang,it was chris.
"Hey, Guy, We have an hour to go. I need you put on your best outfit, borrow a suit if you don't have one. Meet me under the mango tree in front of the libarary,I know exactly where we'd meet her", he instructed.
"Okay, no problem, consider that done", I assured.


I arrived at the venue Chris gave me on time; clad in a designer suit I borrowed from Obinna, a room mate of mine in 100 Level. Chris was there before me.
"Perfect,just how I wanted you to look. You look like Ramsey Nouah",
"Ahh, Thanks, oo", I replied with a smile.

Chris had made little investigations about Maryam; and one of the things he found out was that she spent two hours in the library everyday.His plan was that we accosted her on her way out. We waited until we sighted her emerging from the gigantic library complex.

"Good!good! that's your Maryam coming, go get her. Apply all I have taught you", Chris said rapidly.
I nodded and started walking her direction. I walked until I was right behind her and I took a deep breath and spoke up, "Hello my lady"
She kept walking as though I wasn't calling from behind her. I persisted, "Helloooo Fine Lady" and then she stopped and faced me.
[/b]

wrong...........................

you make her your friend first , then grow it into a relationship if she's really the type you can handle.

hope this helps next time
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by OneManLegion(m): 12:22pm On May 21, 2016
TheSCRYPT:


Lol. Truth is you can't get anything more than a thank you from that response. You have to come up with something better bro. A lot of dudes have used that on her and I am sure she is bored from hearing/reading that. Anyway, she is just there, nothing more. Manageable.

My brother, preach it!

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by ERCROSS(m): 12:23pm On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
Kicchorf laws good morning.. Food is ready!

broh, u be physics student... ?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 12:28pm On May 21, 2016
Tallestniqqa:

Was that how you smiled sandoski?



gringrin

Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by HARDDON: 12:37pm On May 21, 2016
Sense Pill 2: THE WAY UP, IS D WAY DOWN

For ladies r like money, the more u chase them, the harder it gets


SENSE PILL 3: Suspense; Works like charm on women.
Always Keep her Guessing! It puts them on edge ,out of their comfort zone n what they r used to wit other guys! " all guys are the same "...they say and they are right! so Dare to be different

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by dimssy(m): 12:37pm On May 21, 2016
This Op is high
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by HARDDON: 12:39pm On May 21, 2016
HARDDON:

Sense Pill 2: THE WAY UP, IS D WAY DOWN

For ladies r like money, the more u chase them, the harder it gets


SENSE PILL 3: Suspense; Works like charm on women.
Always Keep her Guessing! It puts them on edge ,out of their comfort zone n what they r used to wit other guys! " all guys are the same "...they say and they are right! so Dare to be different









DRILL NUGGET 2:

HOW TO APPROACH LADIES( THE VERY BEST, YOU GOT TO HAVE STANDARDS NOW),
GET THE NUMBER AND GET OUT( WITHIN 5MINS)

To start off, we would like to advise: for now, your aim is to try and build your confidence, douse tension and expunge the fear factor first; let's make friends instead looking for mating dates.
D

SENSE PILL 3: Go with FRIENDS making ATTITUDE NOT DATING/MATING one.

have it at the back of your mind that for every lady u meet from now henceforth, you wud be genuinely interested in meeting them and making NEW FRIENDS not the boo0bs and down below.


Reason for this is that when you go with a dating attitude,
it breeds tension, which sometimes breeds stuttering, oozing off of needy personality( doing all to please her ) , losing your respect and self worth and ultimately losing her. or you get friendzoned or turned into a mugu( this usually happens when she senses u can do anything to please her but she doesn't really like u, just ur cash).


and if peradventure she rejects you, talks down on u and embarrasses u in public( never experienced that,How can u also? Armed with fun n quick wit?), u wud handle it like a man should and not let it make u withdraw into ur sheLL from d world of women



Meeting a lady with just friendship attitude, removes the tension, u are more likely to be u and in full control of the convo and how it swings, throw in cocky and kill it off with humour. by this, you learn to be more relaxed around the super hot ladies, fear factor is blown out and u get to realize them hawt ladies luv to meet guys as much as guys luv to meet them, just that they have filters you must get tru b4 they shine tru

a practiced hunter is frigid with his weapon, he aims and takes out targets( no matter how far) but to get to that peek of perfection, one thing is most needed; practice. he wud miss alot of great kills while at it, but if he keeps his head down, and learn his trade, Experience wud be his life long anchor.
R
Remember, the monkey earn his right to life, by humping from one tree to the other.


So first learn to crawl( make friends) b4 you dare to fly( mate dates)



go out and meet ladies, whether they appeal to you or not, just poke some fun and walk on by while she laughs loudest. build your confidence, then u begin to get selective and only approach the super hawt ones as your balls grow and you learn to think more funly on you feet!


If u r a Guy and u havent soaked in this thread, u r missing out greatly!


Rush now:


https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42357837

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by pitypec(m): 12:40pm On May 21, 2016
Idydarling:
now, this one is funny. .. op mention me in ur next post asap
hello bae. Can I get ur number am tripping.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Menzy86(m): 12:40pm On May 21, 2016
rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.
Yeah but it becomes second nature as u grow older. For guys that 'rehearse' regularly though.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by CaptainEColeJnr: 12:42pm On May 21, 2016
ERCROSS:


broh, u be physics student... ?
no .. he's studying chemical engineering in FUTyola
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by oscoxa214(m): 12:45pm On May 21, 2016
maryam, it's to late to say sorry cos am missing beyond your body... grin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 12:50pm On May 21, 2016
MrDoGood:


wrong...........................

you make her your friend first , then grow it into a relationship if she's really the type you can handle.

hope this helps next time
wrong move bro...make any lady ur Friend and u my dear friend will be friend zoned.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by HARDDON: 12:59pm On May 21, 2016
lrguru:
wrong move bro...make any lady ur Friend and u my dear friend will be friend zoned.


grin

How can some1 u met n friendzoned right from d on set friend zone u again? See?

cool
Check my signature
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by SUGARDADDY55(m): 1:01pm On May 21, 2016
Intresting story..waiting for d concluding Episode grin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Menzy86(m): 1:01pm On May 21, 2016
HARDDON:

Sense Pill 2: THE WAY UP, IS D WAY DOWN

For ladies r like money, the more u chase them, the harder it gets


SENSE PILL 3: Suspense; Works like charm on women.
Always Keep her Guessing! It puts them on edge ,out of their comfort zone n what they r used to wit other guys! " all guys are the same "...they say and they are right! so Dare to be different




I totally agree wit d suspense and 'unconventionality' tactic. I have like 10 years real wooing experience and in dat tym never met a girl who doesn't at least pick my calls. Reason: after meeting and gettin ur num, it takes me like at least 3 days to call u d first time. I knw 4 sure most women easily become contemptious of an over calling chyker

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by NE555: 1:02pm On May 21, 2016
Op no see money take pay light bill, so dia4 Nepa don disconnect Op light and d country no giv Op room to On his generator, lastly, awon Omo aye ti GBA phone lowo Op
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 1:04pm On May 21, 2016
HARDDON:



grin

How can some1 u met n friendzoned right from d on set friend zone u again? See?

cool
Check my signature
his plan is to bae the chick, and u want him to start first as friends? then another sharp guy comes and toast the chick and gets her while you remain a friend and adviser.

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by larrygee(m): 1:06pm On May 21, 2016
na waoh! like nollywood movie... OP run out of idea n thinking wats nxt to say/write.......... nway, just finish it anyhow we go understand. u got d followers already....... waiting mode activated......
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by MrDoGood(m): 1:06pm On May 21, 2016
lrguru:
wrong move bro...make any lady ur Friend and u my dear friend will be friend zoned.

i know what i'm saying.

i mean the 'hi, hi' type of friend.

just make ur face pontual so she don't start asking dumb questions and snubbing like she did to the op.

and d op is even clueless. since he know's her name, why call her what's not her name trying to woo her.

infact if her name is ADA, call the full name...............

Adaze...............
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by HARDDON: 1:08pm On May 21, 2016
Menzy86:
I totally agree wit d suspense and 'unconventionality' tactic. I have like 10 years real wooing experience and in dat tym never met a girl who doesn't at least pick my calls. Reason: after meeting and gettin ur num, it takes me like at least 3 days to call u d first time. I knw 4 sure most women easily become contemptious of an over calling chyker

10 wow wooing years ? shocked cheesy prof pro , we greet.

Well, my drills says, woo not. cos every other guy is wooing n toasting , dare to be different .

Last part is very kul, every other guy wud rush to cal after colecting number, but ofcos, u keep them waiting for the presidential call



Link on My signature is a comb of honey for guys

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