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KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#pink]*I don't that 1
What type of game is that

You ever play 'crash bandicoot'
Its a old game ,my bothers liked[/color]

TSOM:
You're the attention-seeking bimbo who always quotes me out of the blues to spew hogwash. You're the one who has been mentioning and quoting me randomly for more than four months. You even inserted my name in your signature for a week and created a thread about me last week.

I dislike unintelligent people. Try to remember that before you try to engage me.

If you're the smart type , I'd be more civil with you and even be more tolerant of your boisterous antics.

[color=pink]°•*Bimbo ..oh,harsh

Tsom,stands fer[/color]

BlueEyeBalls:
I no understanding ur spoken bruh


See as hunger dey affect my english

TSOM:
I'd give you a rundown.

I've dated the same female for more than a year while you can't keep a man for two months.

I've never cheated on her while you sleep around.

I have found love and treasure it while it's still abstract to you.

Pray tell, who should be jealous of who?

BlueEyeBalls:
Chai... See gud heart... Bae u too sweet, u'll bring it for me Wow! U such a darling...


Infact for this kind gesture of urs, I'll teach u that dance for free

BlueEyeBalls:
Naah.. Sounds like these catoon-like games...


Black is a first person shooter game tho... The explosion and support from allies makes it top notch for me

[color=pink]*Yeah,it is.
°•Since you don't like that,I guess you don't like 'Super Mario' or 'Sonic' [/color]

ireneony:
done

Smellymouth:
Firstking01, Rahimakallah


I sight you bruv..

Respect

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink]*Tell him 'bye' ![/color]

TSOM:
You're the attention-seeking bimbo who always quotes me out of the blues to spew hogwash. You're the one who has been mentioning and quoting me randomly for more than four months. You even inserted my name in your signature for a week and created a thread about me last week.

I dislike unintelligent people. Try to remember that before you try to engage me.

If you're the smart type , I'd be more civil with you and even be more tolerant of your boisterous antics.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink]*Yeah,it is.
°•Since you don't like that,I guess you don't like 'Super Mario' or 'Sonic' [/color]

ireneony:
small boy bye...

[color=pink]*That's my Girl!!!!
......Yessss!![/color]

firstking01:
Yeah, surely i know whats on your jerky minds....and it's the thought that the thread is not supposed to be created by a male and it's unmanly right?...but i can assure you that most girls here don't really know what they are looking for in a man...this is not actually my kind of thing, so my main purpose of summoning courage to do this is because i 've come to realise based on my lil stay on nairaland, romance section precisely that some niggas here have a perfect and awesome personality offline...the thing is, if you are not hot on nairaland you can't stand the heat that will come to you....sometimes the heat might grow to the boiling point of about 100 degree celcius which is capable of melting any metal and turn them to alloy steel...so, most times these guys just act the opposite of their real character just to stay up and to keep their ego boosted....




Here you have them....




1.) Cutehector\donbenedict....bro, your wife will enjoy you...but my problem with you is, you mind what people talk about you too much...come on, be yourself man...i know we are closed neighbours in ph




2.) STFUareugod,,,dunno if i get your moniker correctly...but, all i know is, this dude is a complete gentleman...upon say he fine, he still dey humble to the extend of opening a thread for people to jugdge his attitude on here...i give you respect bro ...keep the good work...




3.) Tosyn2much....this guy no know say i like am....well, follow his threads and bashings of females on here @your own peril...like i stated earlier, some of em put up this act just to appear over humourous and keep their shoulders high....you hardly see him engage in e rumbles...he maybe sounding stingy to girls, but hin type naim give woman money pass...above all, he has a good heart, and he's always open and real ..




4) Smellymouth....no need to talk too much about this my campaign manager....he's fun, loving, caring., does not bear grudges...never a dull moment with him, you can attest to this na ...you bash him and he will give you a meme that will make you laugh and forget that you have a departmental exam with course code mec311, adavance strength of material by 9am....




5). Lalasticlala...you surprise ba?...he's a supermod but he hardly bans people in case you know, he's not been the one banning you....don't ask me how i know cos i know, and thats why you cant help tagging his moniker cos he's not the only mod...




Ok, synopses....


Now, those attitudes i mention above is not 100% guarantee that they must be a perfect husband material...like i stated earlier, it's based on my own judgement...so, the thread is open for critizism and counters....i know we still have some good personas here, but these ones must 've used 1% to overthrow you,,,just keep being good...



So, nairaland girls,,,there you have em, if i were you, i 'll make the right choice today to avoid bitting and gnashing of teeth and "had i knows",

ireneony:
small boy bye...

'DUMBOlina' , you're so unintelligent that KingCheezyPuff had to lecture on what reply to give.

You can't even think up a reply. You see why everyone terms you as the dumbest girl on Nairaland?

Stalking pervert!

ErnieSmallzz:
u knw i can do anytin 4 u now














, xo u min u wanted to charge me 4 d dancing b4

Cutehector:
erniesmallz say make u drink garri na

pucelle:
Only stfuareyouGod and smellymouth should be on that list

does guys are humility personified

TSOM:
'DUMBOlina' , you're so unintelligent that KingCheezyPuff had to lecture on what reply to give.

You can't even think up a reply. You seek why everyone terms you as the dumbest girl on Nairaland?

Stalking pervert!

BlueEyeBalls:
no angel...I meant The things u gonna be needing for the dance class which u would have to buy, I'll provide



Am done consuming garri oo... Waiting for the delicacy licks lips"

BlueEyeBalls:
while u eat hen pikin food

Laughter is laughing me

Twaci:
Where is MrCork?
He should be number one.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink]*That's my Girl!!!!
......Yessss!![/color]

ireneony:
lonliness is a disease, i can't help it again.
sometimes i may be happy with being single, it can be so frustrating at times.


note: am really serious, this is romance section and we are suppose to share our romantic life offline.
i dont care what any calls me...
haters should go hug a transformer.

ireneony:
he thinks I have his time.
Just one sentence I gave him, he has to write epistle for me. U wonder why we termed he jobless

Cutehector:
lol. Chicks are sweet u knw

TSOM:
You see why nobody wants you? This is one of the topics you created.

Bored, rejected bimbo.

[color=pink]*Dang dude!!!
......You still at it!!! [/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink]*Wrong dude
She ended it with her "done",the room was silent.
...You evidently didn't hear it though
so she had ta put it to you a different way.[/color]

ErnieSmallzz:
Hmmm ok



erm, u knw i got angry d oda tym, xo i mistakenly burnt the soup , xo ayam actually preparing anoda 1.. Try soak more garri, m sure within 2hourz d soup will be ready

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink]*Wrong dude
She ended it with her "done",the room was silent.
...You evidently didn't hear it though
so she had ta put it to you a different way.[/color]

BlueEyeBalls:
What!!!

So make i download garri for 24hrs Haba bae, u no like me at allall see as my belle De already and u say make i add more garri...

BlueEyeBalls:
bad guy

which kain chicks u mean Pls explain

And also, na the chicks u dey eat abi their food U confusing me

ireneony:
pls don't waste ur precious time with a jobless troll.
His second name is clown..what do u expect .

Unlike him, we have better things doing with ourselves.

Don't feed him with ur reply, he's craving for e fight

[color=pink]*°•He seems to want ta brawl with you only irenoney.
....Whatever got him goin' [/color]