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The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 12:40pm On Sep 27, 2016
I have never felt more at home than when I am behind the wheel of a Mercedes doing 160 kilometres per hour or inside the valley of a wet, healthy püssy. If you deny me these, then give me something to read-- anything scripted with artistic penmanship and masterful diction....

In a staged sphere like Nairaland where anyone can became virtually whatever he can type out, and claim their fantasies as realities, -- especially in Ramanceland where we have the mythical CEO's,

the depraved psychoneurotic banterer claiming to be in a football academy for two years, while never having graduated from street football; and then the famous SUV simpleton who never takes nairaland seriously but left his 'contracts' to campaign for Miss nairaland pageantry, and never forgetting the exposed mulato who claimed he was half Ukrainian and half Nigerian until pictures revealed he was darker than a moonless night-- there's just this one thing we can't easily wangle or counterfeit; it is our penmanship and diction. You either have it or you don't.

Those who admire it aped it from others whom the gods birthed with the pen of artistry, others got drenched and mired in the quagmire of plagiarism, still others are completely bereft of the emotion of shame; they lifted works of other Nairalanders and claimed it for themselves. Eventually, the balloon of falsity and sham burst and the stench of duplicity and defamation haunt still.

I have observed 7 Romancelanders whose phrasing and penning have entertained me and stimulated my own mental enjoyment. Either in threads or posts, these
Romancelanders have exuded class, good peerage, enviable heritage and education.

In my subjective opinion and in a hierarchical order, they are:

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 12:48pm On Sep 27, 2016
7. Lordscent/SpyGod/Scentmarc

Controversial but intelligent and combines simple placement of everyday words with poetic imagery.

The emboldened is pure class and style
LordScent:




Whatever way you choose to see it, i made a choice. If it fails, i might likely cry my eyes out and swear in swahili.......But until then i will rather keep smiling to the bank.



Living in NIGERIA has always been the biggest risk fate took on my behalf.


Cheers bro.

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:06pm On Sep 27, 2016
6. Creamish
Famous for her uncanny ability to deflect an attack with cold response, she reminds me of Ishilove's prosody in a less prominent style.


Creamish:


....Seems u have selective understanding
. Of course there are those who the parents try to raise right but end up wayward..it exists in all families..whether single parents or both parents. There are also daughters who grow up respectful under the tutelage of her single mom or dad or both parents. Why are u hellbent on pinning it on single moms alone?

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2016
5.Lsofdk


Lsofdk:

hahaha very hilarious indeed. the knights rode into battle and shattered the self acclaimed king. sense if applied should tell you this a cowardly act of an enemy who couldn't match up to the self acclaimed king striking a sword into his shattered body to have a taste of victorygrin

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:30pm On Sep 27, 2016
4. Joseph1832

Big Joe remains the greatest Nairalander I know with a rich blend of prose and poetry woven into a seamless stream of beautiful read.

joseph1832:
Well my penis_ might be a welcome idea, as I unleash torrents of rapid response thrusting in waves of tsunami certified glory, so much so that it will leave you soak and wet and grasping for quick breath.

I good fuck_ can cure a whole lot of stress you know.

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:37pm On Sep 27, 2016

3. MizMyColi
She has one of the strongest narrative abilities with matching vocabulary.

MizMyColi:


Sorted out ko.
Sorted out ni.

Kindly leave me to express myself as I wish.

You of all people should be aware that 4 people joined us in the organization and expedition of this contest.

How both of you came here and put up this subtle stab-in-the-back show against someone whom I'm well aware has always had your backs beats the imagination of my frontal lobe.

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Maxi112: 1:46pm On Sep 27, 2016
following grin

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
2. Ishilove

She should go on and write a book...the famous "Iyawo Nylon Bag". With the ability for seamless and ascending narrative prowess, rich vocabulary, well developed prosodic muscles and the grace of clear depiction, she should be the greatest in all of Nairaland if she aspires.

She can paint an event for you and you wouldn't regret not being physically present....

Ishilove:
Not too long ago, you thought I was a douche. Heck, you even called me 'Her Royal Doucheness' cheesy

I on my part thought you are a pugnacious lover of all things _pussy. angry .....

Fast forward to The Now, I've come to realise you're like a water mirage. One looks at the surface of the water and think it's shallow, but then, when we dip our hand in, we suddenly find ourselves wet from fingers to shoulder. Our initial conclusions are often times wrong. smiley kiss



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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by NevetsIbot(m): 1:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
Oh. kwontinu. I'm following
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Loyalblak007(f): 1:56pm On Sep 27, 2016
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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by MasterBaiter: 1:56pm On Sep 27, 2016
And the No.1 spot goes to......
*drumroll*

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:06pm On Sep 27, 2016
saintfellow:
I cant and dnt seems to mentally digest how a supposed benz owner will think of no other activity to be engage in at 1:50pm on a tuesday afternoon, other than to beat his lonliness and quest for numerous unreplied pms to mizmicolly, creamish and about 80% of female nairalanders, to atleast get a k as a reply.
He kept dissing an undergraduate in a university in chicago, an aspiring soccer star, A media oulet owner(syndicate media).
Atleast these guys have life and future ambitions, unlike you thats either jobless or lonely, hence the opening of a thread on a tuesday afternoon, when majority of men are in their offices or atleast getting themselfs engage in one way or the other.
Well after acheiving online fame and most famous e-wooer that never saw the pants of a single female nairalander, i wonder whats in [s]for offline[/s].

You're improving , bro but as you embark on the journey to penmanship-mastery, you discover it is not a hill but a mountain for your little brain to climb grin grin grin

If I extend the list to 100 , you wouldn't still be there.

Tag along, my bro. There's hope for you as nairaland remedies your heritage.

If you can fix the errors I pointed out within 3 minutes, I will make you no. 1 on this list.

Clock ticks on......

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Knightngale(f): 2:08pm On Sep 27, 2016
lezznjr:


You're improving , bro but as you embark on the journey to penmanship-mastery, you discover it is not a hill but a mountain for your little brain to climb grin grin grin

If I extend the list to 100 , you wouldn't still be there.

Tag along, my bro. There's hope for you as nairaland remedies your heritage.

If you can fix the errors I pointed out within 3 minutes, I will make you no. 1 on this list.

Clock ticks on......
common now! cheesy

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Knightngale(f): 2:10pm On Sep 27, 2016
lezznjr:
4. Joseph1832

Big Joe remains the greatest Nairalander I know with a rich blend of prose and poetry woven into a seamless stream of beautiful read.

as we discharge fluid with Ah grin

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by saintfellow(m): 2:11pm On Sep 27, 2016
lezznjr:


You're improving , bro but as you embark on the journey to penmanship-mastery, you discover it is not a hill but a mountain for your little brain to climb grin grin grin

If I extend the list to 100 , you wouldn't still be there.

Tag along, my bro. There's hope for you as nairaland remedies your heritage.

If you can fix the errors I pointed out within 3 minutes, I will make you no. 1 on this list.

Clock ticks on......
Is that why you keep hitting the report button?
why dnt you leave my initial post for all to read, if there was no truth in it?

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:11pm On Sep 27, 2016
Knightngale:
common now! cheesy
wink wink He spotted
himself in the OP and came ovulating. grin
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2016
saintfellow:
Is that why you keep hitting the report button?
why dnt you leave my initial post for all to read, if there was no truth in it?
why would I report it to hide it only to quote it?

The depth (debt) of your logical deficiency cannot be redeemed by all the monies in the CBN

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:14pm On Sep 27, 2016
lezznjr:

3. Mizmycoly
She has one of the strongest narrative abilities with matching vocabulary.

Ah MizMyColi! Not a day goes by that I don't unleash floods of PMS, awaiting the day you'll say yes and let me ride you from behind like the Biblical Jehu who rides his chariot like a mad man.

The beautiful picture of your big wide butt has left me breathless each time I think of it so much so the blood it sends rushing to my penis_ makes it nod it's head like a lizard waiting to devour an insect.

Ah MizMyColi. When will you reply my pm and take away this heavy erection_ that has taunted my loins for aeons?

grin grin grin
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:18pm On Sep 27, 2016
Knightngale:
as we discharge fluid with Ah grin
You can say that again. grin

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Knightngale(f): 2:18pm On Sep 27, 2016
joseph1832:




grin grin grin
WTF!!!

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by saintfellow(m): 2:19pm On Sep 27, 2016
lezznjr:
why would I report it to hide it only to quote it?

The depth (debt) of your logical deficiency cannot be redeemed by all the monies in the CBN
Bla bla bla, stop lying, you quoted the post, then report it, only for a mod to hid it, so as to avoid likes and shares.
It seems my likes and share gives you bad dream and offline headache. lol.
well i am the truth and i will keep telling you your fvckups, whether you like it or not.

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:24pm On Sep 27, 2016
Knightngale:
WTF!!!
Fucking_ is only meant for inconsequential moonstruck simpletons like that fellow that has saint attached to his moniker.

However, sexing and loving you is what I'd do should you accord me the lewd pleasure of entering you slowing, in the position that God himself ordain. wink kiss

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:26pm On Sep 27, 2016
1. TheSonOfMark

This guy was birthed with two pens; one from Beelzebub for slaughtering e- recalcitrants and the other from a kindly Angel for scripting truth and facts.

Known to many as a slayer, detective and loyal friend, he exudes the finest penmanship-mastery in all of Romanceland, perhaps for all time.

Famous for using the hyphen( -) to reproduce words and rare coinage, gifted with poetic artistry and clear and complex combination of intricate phrase and clause, ThesonofMark remains the top 1 Phraseologist in Romanceland.


TSOM:




I'd resolved to restrain from being actively involved in the brewing controversy but not when I see hypocrital comments like yours.

Mi, have you no shame? Even when you've been discarded like a piece of soiled rag, you still not-so-subtly try to force your way into the laundered pile of fine garments.

You'd even eat poo just to stay relevant and to score cheap brownie points to further the need to always seek validation.

Everything about you is pure attention-seeking. Little wonder you're infamous as Nairaland's hypocrite numero uno.


Tosin sure made valid points and his courage to be candidly opinionated sure stands him out in the assembly of hypocrites like you.

Shame on you, sycophantic favour-seeking hypocrite!

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:28pm On Sep 27, 2016
Knightngale:
as we discharge fluid with Ah grin
Lolz
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:30pm On Sep 27, 2016
lezznjr:
1. TheSonOfMark

This guy was birthed with two pens; one from Beelzebub for slaughtering e- recalcitrants and the other from a kindly Angel for scripting truth and facts.

Known to many as a slayer, detective and loyal friend, he exudes the finest penmanship-mastery in all of Romanceland, perhaps for all time.

Famous for using the hyphen( -) to reproduce words and rare coinage, gifted with poetic artistry and clear and complex combination of intricate phrase and clause, ThesonofMark remains the top 1 Phraseologist in Romanceland.


Ah! Indeed! TheSonOfMark is worthy of this, alas! One stand more worthy than him.

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Gladiator1: 2:31pm On Sep 27, 2016
grin
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by saintfellow(m): 2:39pm On Sep 27, 2016
Even with all the love text books that he has written to female romancelanders.
YOU still will not reach 1 tenth the numbers of female nairalanders that i have seen offline.

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:47pm On Sep 27, 2016
joseph1832:
Ah! Indeed! TheSonOfMark is worthy of this, alas! One stand more worthy than him.
Joe, why is that fellow always rocking up to my party?

I don't do rectum except it is neighboured by a moist püssy.

Please have him know my sexual orientation hasn't and won't change.

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by BiafranBushBoy: 2:49pm On Sep 27, 2016
I am impressed..

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Creamish(f): 2:54pm On Sep 27, 2016
The list isn't complete without you Lezznjr .. wink

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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 3:03pm On Sep 27, 2016
Creamish:
The list isn't complete without you L.ezznjr .. wink
And I feature as the judge grin

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