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BrideOfDracula:
Up your game or start sucking other things

Yh, I'll try to kill more people or suck other blood types from now on. Thanks for the advice

iLegend:
Women and humor. 1 minute chyking at a filling station

Today I went out to get some fuel.
At the station was a cute damsel selling and smiling.

It got to my turn and I told her I don't want to buy fuel again; she should estimate the cost/price of her smiles.

She started laughing. I bite my lips a little while looking her in the eye.

As she was selling to me, I brought out my number I wrote on a sticky note in my wallet and attached it with the money I paid her.

She understood and joyously hid the note in her pocket.

I don't really care if she calls or not.
But I know she will. (It's all about body language).

I won't do anything with her; she's too young and precious to experience org.asm.

Make she mature small. If she taste am now she fit run mad like Terry G.

—iLegend

if this your make believe is to get attention then you nailed it, you mean you carry sticky phone numbers about so you can stick it on any girl you bit your lips for? nawao, the way fuel scarce now all the people who wants to buy fuel were waiting for you while all this drama and fiasco of yours play out? you are truly a legend.

iLegend:
Sometimes when I neglect to reply a comment the some senders feel I'm ignoring them, so I try my best to carry everyone along; be it a good or a bad remark.

Calling a young niccur in his 20s stewpid old man? I bet you've not eaten tomato stew for a month now. I know your problems.

Do you know I get paid for being online? I don't do nothing for free. Every day I compile my daily stories and it fetches me money.

The more stup!d the story the better. I hate fake stories so I take risks that'll yield a true story.

One day you'll be watching my stories as a movie.

Alright, now let's talk as men. Have you paid your school fees? Please don't lie to me I'm not a stranger any longer.

oh bother... I'm sorry for the post bro.... Thought you were old man. You write I write too... And yeah... We're gonna be watching our stories in the tv soon. I tell you... I apologise again uhn bro... I still ate tomato today again

KashyBaby:
why men likes dropping their number even we ladies never asked or not interested to ask for it...



Men & their wahala...

Because you need the number

iLegend:
It's body language. You gauge the interest of the girl before you drop your number, else don't. I knew she was interested, so I gave her my number.

Though, I don't really care about the outcome; just catching fun!

Respect! You are indeed on point.

Never turn down a girl's smile, flirt with as much as you can, you never know the cvnt that will born the king.

Whenever you are ready to share your sexcapades, hit me up let's write a new chapter.

iLegend:
Women and humor. 1 minute chyking at a filling station

Today I went out to get some fuel.
At the station was a cute damsel selling and smiling.

It got to my turn and I told her I don't want to buy fuel again; she should estimate the cost/price of her smiles.

She started laughing. I bite my lips a little while looking her in the eye.

As she was selling to me, I brought out my number I wrote on a sticky note in my wallet and attached it with the money I paid her.

She understood and joyously hid the note in her pocket.

I don't really care if she calls or not.
But I know she will. (It's all about body language).

I won't do anything with her; she's too young and precious to experience org.asm.

Make she mature small. If she taste am now she fit run mad like Terry G.

—iLegend

baba no vex, where do you stay? You are making music I guess? Please if you stay in abuja let me know

Strawman:
Yh, I'll try to kill more people or suck other blood types from now on. Thanks for the advice

You've read "The Straw men", yes?

Speechless.

OneManLegion:
You've read "The Straw men", yes?

Nope

A quick Google search showed me it's a novel about serial killers...is it that one?

Strawman:
Nope

A quick Google search showed me it's a novel about serial killers...is it that one?

Yes, it is.

you will soon use that geh for ritual. she will turn into 50L of petrol. Bad guyz

iLegend:
Hahahaha! No, you watch I don't watch movies.

lol... I don't watch movies too bruh. Lol

I actually detest when someone tries to impress me