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cruzita:
All nairaland boys fall under number. 4

herbie27:
Is nt all abt confidence or the swag the guy approaches you wit, using myself for example.

A month ago a guy woo me and he looked very neat with tattoos on both arms, very tall with six packs, on a normal day i wouldn't go for a guy with a tattoo, cos it shows how wild they are, but while he was asking me out, there was an aura abt him i liked, he approached me wit respect and self confidence, as we kept talking i realized he has a job, and a graduate, every girl has her spec of guys and that's what matters.

Like terms attract, so you only fall for ur types.

saduman:
Nonsense! Some people clearly are lost.
Why waste precious time studying various styles of toasting girls when there's money to be made

Spyde:
hmm cool, did u nw say yes 2 him?

herbie27:
After two weeks of intense communication, he called n said if i don't say "yes" he won't hang up, had to

Julietcutie:
all guys would start claiming they do number 5. *rolls eyes *

Spyde:
hmmm! Nice one. Bt u shld av atleast find out hw much airtime he has on his fone by nt saying yes on time. *smiles*

Classichumble:
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cruzita:
All nairaland boys fall under number. 4

herbie27:
I knew we could spend all day talking, cos he calls at any moment his free *winks*.

Spyde:
hmm cool, did u nw say yes 2 him?

missyge:
Lol...aftr all wat she said, are u still asking if she said yes..? Well, she said maybe

chimoskyg:
I got a lady dis night wit this lines…

Me: Hello how are you
She: am fyn
Me: you look like some1 I know
She: I don't think so
Me: you are Jennifer right if am not mistaken
She: am not Jennifer
Me: you look like a lady with beautiful smile and she smiled looking away and I asked her to smile why looking at me she did.
Me: okey let make it formal am … and she gave her name

Me: I will like to see yr gorgeous self and smile again and I was asked to give my phone and walla I got her control

Spyde:
yea i know, just wanted her to say it.

Spyde:
hmmm!! lucky you

Julietcutie:
all guys would start claiming they do number 5. *rolls eyes *

herbie27:
No!, i can't see his true colours now, cos he's busy playing the gud guy now, relationships are always rosy at the beginning.

herbie27:
You can only bleep a girl, that is extremely cheap on the same day you asked her out.

BABANGBALI:
Funjosh and eleko1 belong to number 1

Dmulticore:
Very wrong . so many factors r responsible !

1) a gurl that is high mostly wano get blown

2) ladies ovulating gets wet wet , if no bae or bae isn't arnd , a sharp guy that can read ladies body language, can tap it

3) if bae is far away n he ended up turning u on so much with phone s3x but didn't make u cum, then u step out to buy suya n a lil achohol to kul off n u meet my type, u done.

4) if ur weak point is not a private part n he mistakenly discovers it, sorry!

5) if u meet a guy that is just so comfortable in his skin, burst ur balls (makes fun of u, ), just totally different from what u used to with guys, u r a goner

See? A Lady doesn't necessarily have to be cheap to get laid on FTO

herbie27:
You guys are funny sha.

herbie27:
If one fell for you, it doesn't mean others will fall that easily.

People are different, lets assume i had a phone s3x wit my bf, who happen to be far away at dat moment, i will have two options.

1) if i truely love him, i shld be able to wait.

2) if i'm not the committed type i would rather let an ex i'm in good terms wit blow me.

No matter how gud a guy could be or sound, on our first meeting, i can't be laid.

Dmulticore:
One? U wish! ItZ a pattern gurl..... All the points i listed above are what we,in my circle , call VTPs ( no I wudnt explain)

If a guy that GETs IT comes along, he wud Blow U even without knowing UR name. N sorry is bae's name if he freaked U the way bae has never done!

U very well know that's just d way e riz .

Havent u noticed? Women can think a lot but ends up thinking with their Hearts instead of their heads?

It is not what u guys say that matters , it is the body scent u emit, the body language u unknowingly ooze , that matters and most guys ,luckily for u ladies, can't pick these come-F-me signals