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10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by missmary(op): 8:23pm On May 31, 2016*

O great Nairaland... We Hailed Thee

Lately we've been seeing kind of people on this mighty land...My favourite types of nairalanders are:

1) The Fighters. If words were knives, lots of nairalanders would have been dead. Their words are bigger than their mouths. Sadly some of our best e-war lords have retired..(pple like D n some other pple). I didn't say anything o.

2) The Space bookers. They can book space even on the moon. No chill at all. They book space with things like"hmn, . , ...., Oh. e.t.c When the posts gets to FP they'll suddenly come up with a effective speech.

3) NCAN. They know themselves. They will never comment till they see the names.

4) The Buhari blamers. This set of people always have one thing or the other to blame buhari for..."My garri did not swell, see what buhari has done in this country", "my clothes did not dry , see what buhari has caused" .

5) The "Who you Epp" train. This people never see anything good in anything. News: I just gave birth, them: who giving birth Epp? Like seriously dude?

*Modified* *SpecialEdition*

6) Those who always claim threads are stupid and full of trash but when you get to their profiles and view their topics.. Oh Lawd Have Mercy... Una know una sef.

7) The End Time Crew. Everything is of the endtime. Endtime soap, endtime president, endtime yellow garri, endtime nairaland. .na wa for una o.. Endtime post, endtime comment, endtime nose.. Chei!

The Derailers. They derail faster than sonic speed. Its in their blood, like thw guy asking for sagem charger below.

9) The Emojians(lemme put it that way).. Their post is a simple emoji that'll leave you feeling stupid for the rest of the week.. Faces like

10) Fake A*s N. Thay can form story ehn! My sister is a virgin but she gave birth,.. Bia...Your sister is mary? Her husband beat her and then burnt her spleen with iron... Hell to the No.

11) The Quoters. They can quote anything. They'll even quote a full stop mark. The worst ones are those who quote the whole post ...Like seriously? We already know your comment is in reference to the topic, don't you have a "cut" option or the delete button.
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Feel free to add yours
Missmary

Hala Nairaland

Cc: farano, rocktation, lalasticlala

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Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by BiafraBushBoy(m): 8:27pm On May 31, 2016

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Ronpet777(m): 8:27pm On May 31, 2016

Y mention only d negative traits? My group is not on d list.Guess it will be the 'Optimists'... grin

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 8:27pm On May 31, 2016*

SBAON (Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland.) -Romance Section Chapter. cool

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Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by DRISKLEF(m): 8:32pm On May 31, 2016

LOL!

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by adroitvezy(m): 8:34pm On May 31, 2016

...

Where do i belong?

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 8:35pm On May 31, 2016

.

This space is nor for sale, beware of op missmary grin

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Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by ErnieSmallzz(f): 8:38pm On May 31, 2016

Op, what of the Attention seekers.

What of those that forms fake story, and still ask for advice on it.

Those that keeps calling lalasticlala's name on any thread, even if it doesn't worth FP grin

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 8:38pm On May 31, 2016

Can someone tell op this is 2016 pls. This is so stale!

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by SuperSupremo(m): 8:39pm On May 31, 2016*

Booked!!!

Not for sale!!!

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Smellymouth: 8:40pm On May 31, 2016

Okk...brb

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 8:42pm On May 31, 2016

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by makydebbie(f): 8:43pm On May 31, 2016

lol...make i just book space shaa

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by feldido(m): 8:46pm On May 31, 2016

Op have you forgotten
The lost gone "Studied in France crew" and
The Endtime crew?

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 8:47pm On May 31, 2016

abeg who get sagem charger here??

how could you just forget we the derailers and the omo-oniles..

smellymouth, make we scatter everywhere.. vice alaga is angry angry

and I won't show mercy..

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Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 8:48pm On May 31, 2016

SANDOSKI:

Where the hell have you been??
You almost gave us all an heartattack cry

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Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Maxi112: 8:51pm On May 31, 2016

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Smellymouth: 8:56pm On May 31, 2016

AirSultan:
abeg who get sagem charger here??

how could you just forget we the derailers and the omo-oniles..

smellymouth, make we scatter everywhere.. vice alaga is angry

and I won't show mercy..

Na me dey vex pass.

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Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by osesology(m): 8:56pm On May 31, 2016

All through 2015, l've seen this type of topic up to 20 times...Ain't u guys tired?

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Smellymouth: 8:57pm On May 31, 2016

AirSultan:
Where the hell have you been??

You almost gave us all an heartattack

Tell her oo cheesy

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 8:59pm On May 31, 2016

Hahahaha. Have see dem all

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 8:59pm On May 31, 2016

Hahahaha. Have seen dem all

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 9:03pm On May 31, 2016

Smellymouth:
Na me dey vex pass.

my chairman, you no vex pass me angry

missmary

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by seunny4lif(m): 9:04pm On May 31, 2016

Make I book space incase

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 9:04pm On May 31, 2016

Smellymouth:
Tell her oo

abi na

sandoski where art thou.?
she don run comot again

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by missmary(op): 9:05pm On May 31, 2016

AirSultan:
my chairman, you no vex pass me

missmary

Warisit

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 31, 2016

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by seunny4lif(m): 9:07pm On May 31, 2016

SANDOSKI:

SuperSupremo:
.

AirSultan:
.

See them

AirSultan:
.

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 9:10pm On May 31, 2016

Make I secure my own plot of land here

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 9:10pm On May 31, 2016

missmary:
Warisit

You no pay homage to the omo-onile crew. so I'm angrying in you angry

Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 9:12pm On May 31, 2016

seunny4lif:
See them

if we don't book space, who will? grin

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Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by Nobody: 9:13pm On May 31, 2016

AirSultan:
Where the hell have you been??

You almost gave us all an heartattack

Ooooooo 5&6..... I miss u so much..... sad

Sorry dear... M back cheesy

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