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Re: by Ugole2013(m): 6:11pm On Jun 06, 2016
iLegend:


Hahahaha gbad man!

Pls oga, I need the ESCOF key. effiongkris@Yahoo.com.
Re: by Ugole2013(m): 6:49pm On Jun 06, 2016
iLegend:
PART 3

So, I confidently looked her in the eye with a smile and a bad boy squeeze and asked her where she'll alight, and she said Yenagoa. I knew I wasn't gonna get to Yenagoa, so I started gaming her.

Our bodies were touching each others, so I accused her of molesting me and she looked surprised and laughed. Even the other girl (feeling jealous by my right) bursted into laughter and later composed herself. I'm the man here, so I didn't laugh.

She asked me where Am I from and I said ------- State. I asked her she said ------- State.

She asked what I'm coming here to do. I said I came to recruit an armed robbery group and if she wants to join. She laughed and laughed. This time the other girl managed to compose herself and kept quiet. I knew she was enjoying our conversation. People at the front seat turned to take a glimpse of who's talking.

She asked me which school I'm in and I said, "primary 5", but will soon be in primary 6 by next year. She bursted into laughter again and started beating me. I told her to stop undressing me that everybody is watching. I'm not ready for sex yet, and I'm a virgin. Then,

...to be continued.

what if she didn't answer the question"where she'll alight" or she out rightly refused to talk to you, what will be your next step or action.
Re: by Nobody: 12:18am On Jun 07, 2016

Re: by Ugole2013(m): 8:34am On Jun 09, 2016
iLegend:


Before I talk to a woman, I know 90% of the time she MUST respond to me. I read body language and make firm and confident eye contact or at least I gauge her confidence level before I alter anything. I have a mindset that every girl LOVES me and wants to FÚCK me by all means. It's just a mindset and I act towards it and it works.

If so, then you don't know how to press a woman's ESCOFi buttons. Learn to press them and they'd alway respond to you.

Pls let me have this ESCOFI. I really need it please. You can send it to effiongkris@yahoo.com or you give me your number lets chat on WhatsApp.thanks
Re: by kingslayer(m): 3:31pm On Jun 09, 2016
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Re: by Gaiusc: 5:20pm On Jun 09, 2016
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Re: by kapai(m): 8:42pm On Jun 09, 2016
Here's my mail ugwakome@gmail.com..tnx
Re: by Nobody: 10:39am On Jun 12, 2016
rosieluv:
coman finish dis story


I dropped you a mail since thursday.

Check it!!!!
Re: by rosieluv(f): 10:59am On Jun 12, 2016
alfred5:


I dropped you a mail since thursday.
Check it!!!!
okies wud check naw

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Re: by teehay45(m): 12:46pm On Jun 12, 2016
@ilegend kindly send me the Escof keys
Re: by Obiomon: 11:45pm On Jun 18, 2016
Nice work man
Re: by Obiomon: 11:46pm On Jun 18, 2016
Send me the ESCOF buttons too need to press em on this gurl I got yesterday mehn.. my email eobiomon@gmail.com
Re: by VivaDeAngelo(m): 6:42am On Jun 19, 2016
iLegend:


Before I talk to a woman, I know 90% of the time she MUST respond to me. I read body language and make firm and confident eye contact or at least I gauge her confidence level before I alter anything. I have a mindset that every girl LOVES me and wants to FÚCK me by all means. It's just a mindset and I act towards it and it works.

If so, then you don't know how to press a woman's ESCOFi buttons. Learn to press them and they'd alway respond to you.


iLegend,thou must send me the ESCOF buttons details. It is expedient we make this world a better place. Thumbs up bro......you are well grilled.

My mail - sanfrankus@yahoo.com
Re: by Nobody: 7:32am On Jun 19, 2016
Brestar:


Korede Bello Popular in 2012? See why I said its fiction iLegend?
you got him dear

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Re: by skono(m): 7:35am On Jun 19, 2016
forward juniorngoqo@gmail.com
Re: by Nobody: 7:45am On Jun 19, 2016
funny enough i know the escof buttons......
Re: by M2dX(m): 7:57am On Jun 19, 2016
I need it, justinmymy9@gmail.com
Re: by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 19, 2016
iLegend:
PART 5

(As a music producer, when you start production and the beat is so good and banging, you forget the world exist. You get so fixated and can't even remember what the time is or if you've eaten — let alone think of a woman).

After some days I called her and said, "I hope I'm speaking with Miss Tailor?" And she replied with yea, you're speaking with Taylor Swift. And I said, "who dash you Swift? It's only tailor that I know", and we both laughed. I asked her if she was still around and she said yes.

After speaking with her for some minutes, I took an excuse and ended the call without booking for a meet up.

Later that day, she called and asked when I'll be coming to see her, and I said I'll put that in prayers.

After a week, I forgot I met somebody like her, because I had a lot of better things to do, then she had already gone back. Maybe she was pissed at my nonchalant behavior of not being man enough and fix an date.

(I don't like the word "date" it's so annoying!)

I never knew she or her mother has a boutique and they get their goods abroad. Bonus mark for her.

One good day, she called me and said I forgot about her, I wasn't caring at all, and what kind of man Am I?

She was at the Airport heading to Dubai to get some goods and I wished her journey mercies.

Maybe because she was rich and beautiful she thought I'll heed to her advances.

Note: My intentions with this girl was not to date (that word I hate) or sleep with her, but to reject her so she'll feel what we guys/men feel when they reject us without considering our feelings. This is an experiment on male and female courtship's behaviors. So, I wasn't in for anything.

I know my Nigerian men don't reject this kinda girls.

Maybe, I was the first guy to ever snob her and her pretty face. She was dumbfounded and was wondering why?

(Let me ask you a question. How do you feel when you post something you think is good and you receive lots of good comments, but this a.ss.hole who dropped a bad comment is the one you're always thinking of? Even when you say you don't give a fvck about his view, you psychologically do. Why?)

(Please women, don't think I'm a sadist or a misogynist — I'm not. I was only doing an experiment. Shey u undrstnd?)

So, she...

...to be continued.

Modified: Cc: zanebaddo Tonydeeb CaroLyner IamLEGEND1 horladmejy Djboosting ShilohEagle mhiz juhan sundoj08 Mjones77 lustychima firstking01 czarr Cutehector iceberylin izsmike Adasun alfred5 rosieluv lenkel Olasco93
The Game Hahahahahaha play on player, play the fckin on G. I only confirmed you a real G when you called it an EXPERIMENT, which means your mind is devoid of any sentimental ish that can dull your game.
Re: by Nobody: 10:12am On Jun 19, 2016
Onyezaza:
funny enough i know the escof buttons......if you like give it to them but some guys will still Bleep up
And funny enough even though some girls knows it the keys will still be used on them. I guess you know why dear.
Re: by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jun 19, 2016
lordfalcao:
ilegend I think you list the escof here. people will start flooding emails wish will result to scam tomorrow.
I think you should share the code here because even if this gals see it today,they will forget it tomorrow. use it on them it will still fucking WORK.
Also not all gals are on Nairaland so I don't see reason we should hide the code.
ilegend please don't post the codes its better remains strictly for guys though few ladies might get it but more will if you drop it here and guys will loose game for instance refiner is about to scrutinize emeka's game and if she gets hold of it and it tallies with emeka'd game? Game over for emeka and so on for other guys. Will like to keep game so dunk it into the add G. igwebuike25@gmail.com
Re: by refiner(f): 12:27pm On Jun 19, 2016
icedbeatz:
ilegend please don't post the codes its better remains strictly for guys though few ladies might get it but more will if you drop it here and guys will loose game for instance refiner is about to scrutinize emeka's game and if she gets hold of it and it tallies with emeka'd game? Game over for emeka and so on for other guys. Will like to keep game so dunk it into the add G. igwebuike25@gmail.com

shocked shocked grin
Re: by Minemrys: 12:30pm On Jun 19, 2016
iLegend:
I'm thinking of how we can restrict women from reading these stories. When they know you have these skills it takes the fun away. They'll think you're not being yourself; when actually you're your advance self.

bro send me the ESCOF abeg. wada4gud@yahoo.com.
Re: by kingMuski(m): 1:13pm On Jun 19, 2016
send me kingmuski24@gmail.com
Re: by mbchuks(m): 3:28pm On Jun 19, 2016
Thanks boss for flawless seduction art. Pls send me the ESCOF code to benjack2000@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance.
Re: by mbchuks(m): 3:28pm On Jun 19, 2016
Thanks boss for flawless seduction art. Pls send me the ESCOF code to benjack2000@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance..
Re: by LORDTAY(m): 5:00pm On Jun 19, 2016
pls will appreciate it too.sameffy006@yahoo.com
Re: by chika11sydney(m): 7:18pm On Jun 20, 2016
pls send me the escof chikasydney20@gmail.com
Re: by Kolade354(m): 8:04pm On Jun 26, 2016
iLegend:


I'll rent the hotel room for you guys!
I need your help bro!!!
Can you drop your whatsapp contact fr me to add you.
Re: by celenas(m): 10:09pm On Jun 26, 2016
I need the ESCOF button okoro_celestine2000@yahoo.com
Re: by Pelumih(m): 6:24am On Jul 16, 2016
iLegend:


I was thinking of not replying her, but something just pushed me to cuz others might think what she's thinking. System guys know whatam sayin'.

pls I need the escof button too

horluwapelumih@gmail.com

cc iLegend
Re: by drnoel: 6:41am On Jul 16, 2016
Guy this is a classic u got here. I read ur words and it was as if we have had this conversation u and me. I have preached to guy in no so quiet tones that it was over rated to spend millions just to get a girls attention but most guys are so dumb it hurts. I have never spend a single dime to just get a girl to notice me thank God I never have to now but I never did it. Nice one there. Will add u to my list. Cheers.

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Re: by Kanyekels(m): 10:16am On Jul 16, 2016
iLegend:


Please remain small Egg for me. I heard fowls are not smiling! We should probably blame it on Buhari. What do you think? Nevermind.

Baba please forward the ESCOF stuff to my mailbox @kelsangelo13@yahoo.com. Thank you.

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