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Various Ways Nigerian Girls Wants To Be Toasted

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The normal Nigerian lady has how she expects a guy to toast her. Anything outside it, makes the dating game distasteful and unappealing.

As it is with every law; there are pros and cons.

Guys, you need to know this as it will help decipher between 'Girl A' and 'Girl B'. Not every girl wants sex upon visiting you in a cold weather, also not every girl adores your "approach to toasting". Different strokes for different folks; heard that before? Women are way too complex for just one rule to apply to all of them.

Let's see Various Ways Nigerian Girls Wants To Be Toasted:

1. Just keep chasing me, even if I say NO to you, don't stop!

Most of you ladies reading this right now can attest to the fact that this works for most girls BUT not all. Here in Nigeria, we call it 'shakara'. However, not all ladies do this just to test the love of the guy. Some actually detest such incessant and unequivocal craze.

2. Discover what I love most and get me as a gift.

Girls and gifts are like "lala..." and snakes, lol! To those ones, gifts turn them on. They believe a guy dearly loves them if he gave them an expensive gift on their birthday.

3. You must toast me only if you have a car.

So many, so many Nigerian girls in the valley of 'I need a guy on wheels'. He borrows a friend's ride, steals her heart completely, returns the ride. Her covetous spirit makes her feel cheated upon as she begins to cry, 'he broke my heart'. Abeg, who broke whose heart?


4. If I tell you NO, just stop. I'll take time to observe you and accept later.

Not all girls are crazy about keeping records of the number of guys chasing their behind. If such a one tells you NO and insists on it, just know she needs TIME. Give her TIME to reason your matter.


5. Chat 'dirty' with me and you'll have my heart forever.
They say, 'the average Nigerian girl likes to chat dirty'. If these majority of girls are so into "sexting", how difficult will it be to have a loyal girlfriend!

6. Chat long enough until we get to the point we just know we are meant for each other.

In other words, she wants to establish friendship with him until it gets to the point when both of them just get romantically involved until it culminates into a relationship. Many ladies like this point.


7. She wants atleast a "third party"/mutual friend before she can accept you.

Due to their unfair experiences in the past, most Nigerian ladies would prefer to date a bestie's bro to just any random guy. Sometimes, a positive third party can divert oncoming breakup, so they believe.


Different strokes for different folks. One rule doesn't apply to all; thinking otherwise ends one in the same kinda delusion that thinking "hookers" are actually being real and original.

Ok na but what happened to your main handle?

Lol

Interesting......

ronald4lif:
Ok na but what happened to your main handle?

Something disastrous, bro!

I used to be a Sinner thinking Men must do all the sh*t, make women laugh, use the cocky lines, chas vigorously, use all tricks of the game. Then one day I became a saved creature and came to realize that relationships are two way streets, like a see saw, the man should put in effort as much as the woman would. Every Man is special, and shouldn't hustle hard for what would end up being a symbiotic if not parasitic relationship.

*yawns* angrily storm off thread!!

Who cares about how they want to be toasted?


I just ignore and make money. The Money will do the talking while I ignore the ones I don't want at the end of the day!

Ends justify the "ignore"

decatalyst:
Who cares about how they want to be toasted?


I just ignore and make money. The Money will do the talking while I ignore the ones I don't want at the end of the day!

Ends justify the "ignore"

Haha...the last time I checked, money isn't the main reason most guys are not having girlfriends.

emusmithy:
Haha...the last time I checked, money isn't the main reason most guys are not having girlfriends.

Haha.. Don't mind the guy. We shy guys always look for excuses to justify the reasons we don't have girlfriends. Silly excuses for dat matter oh..

discoprophet:
Haha.. Don't mind the guy. We shy guys always look for excuses to justify the reasons we don't have girlfriends. Silly excuses for dat matter oh..

haha, Like Shyguys Association of Nigeria (SAN)?

Should in case

feeling kinda bored where is refiner, Myfantasies, sinaj

Heheheh, tori

SANDOSKI:
Interesting......

.. .. Which method you wan Make I toast you with

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same old talk

matrixx9:
.. .. Which method you wan Make I toast you with

No 2 n 3....

timidapsin:
feeling kinda bored where is refiner, Myfantasies, sinaj

Come nd join me

Bushesbae:
same old talk

same old line

emusmithy:
same old line

why did u deactivate emusmith ?

Bushesbae:
why did u deactivate emusmith ?

Got tired of somfin

SANDOSKI:
No 2 n 3....

Haaa !!

SANDOSKI:
No 2 n 3....

Haaa !!

UNFORTUNATELY, THE WAY I'D LOVE TO BE "TOASTED" IS NOT HERE.

3. You must toast me only if you have a car.

So many, so many Nigerian girls in the valley of 'I need a guy on wheels'. He borrows a friend's ride, steals her heart completely, returns the ride. Her covetous spirit makes her feel cheated upon as she begins to cry, 'he broke my heart'. Abeg, who broke whose heart?
yeah that wht now aday girls like........My boyfriend use a ride...hahahahahahah

Vickyydera:
UNFORTUNATELY, THE WAY I'D LOVE TO BE "TOASTED" IS NOT HERE.

Can you state it, sister?

emusmithy:
Got tired of somfin

Okay dear, wondering, what could that be

Bushesbae:
Okay dear, wondering, what could that be

I'll tell you... your ears only. A deal?

emusmithy:
Can you state it, sister?

AND OF WHAT USE WILL IT BE TO YOU MY FRIEND?