FuckTheM0ds:
of course.
I'm i not a primate?

HARDDON:
Gurls r now chicken they toast huh?

Stop dulling guys, check my signature !

emusmithy:
Something disastrous, bro!

Cmelz:
like BAN?

emusmithy:

Various Ways Nigerian Girls Wants To Be Toasted

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The normal Nigerian lady has how she expects a guy to toast her. Anything outside it, makes the dating game distasteful and unappealing.

As it is with every law; there are pros and cons.

Guys, you need to know this as it will help decipher between 'Girl A' and 'Girl B'. Not every girl wants sex upon visiting you in a cold weather, also not every girl adores your "approach to toasting". Different strokes for different folks; heard that before? Women are way too complex for just one rule to apply to all of them.

Let's see Various Ways Nigerian Girls Wants To Be Toasted:

1. Just keep chasing me, even if I say NO to you, don't stop!

Most of you ladies reading this right now can attest to the fact that this works for most girls BUT not all. Here in Nigeria, we call it 'shakara'. However, not all ladies do this just to test the love of the guy. Some actually detest such incessant and unequivocal craze.

2. Discover what I love most and get me as a gift.

Girls and gifts are like "lala..." and snakes, lol! To those ones, gifts turn them on. They believe a guy dearly loves them if he gave them an expensive gift on their birthday.

3. You must toast me only if you have a car.

So many, so many Nigerian girls in the valley of 'I need a guy on wheels'. He borrows a friend's ride, steals her heart completely, returns the ride. Her covetous spirit makes her feel cheated upon as she begins to cry, 'he broke my heart'. Abeg, who broke whose heart?


4. If I tell you NO, just stop. I'll take time to observe you and accept later.

Not all girls are crazy about keeping records of the number of guys chasing their behind. If such a one tells you NO and insists on it, just know she needs TIME. Give her TIME to reason your matter.


5. Chat 'dirty' with me and you'll have my heart forever.
They say, 'the average Nigerian girl likes to chat dirty'. If these majority of girls are so into "sexting", how difficult will it be to have a loyal girlfriend!

6. Chat long enough until we get to the point we just know we are meant for each other.

In other words, she wants to establish friendship with him until it gets to the point when both of them just get romantically involved until it culminates into a relationship. Many ladies like this point.


7. She wants atleast a "third party"/mutual friend before she can accept you.

Due to their unfair experiences in the past, most Nigerian ladies would prefer to date a bestie's bro to just any random guy. Sometimes, a positive third party can divert oncoming breakup, so they believe.


Different strokes for different folks. One rule doesn't apply to all; thinking otherwise ends one in the same kinda delusion that thinking "hookers" are actually being real and original.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
I used to be a Sinner thinking Men must do all the sh*t, make women laugh, use the cocky lines, chas vigorously, use all tricks of the game. Then one day I became a saved creature and came to realize that relationships are two way streets, like a see saw, the man should put in effort as much as the woman would. Every Man is special, and shouldn't hustle hard for what would end up being a symbiotic if not parasitic relationship.

Ademusiwa1:
[size=28pt]I dont know how to toast a woman. Even while I am the emperor of Nigeria/ western Nigeria


I am in Mississauga canada
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Onogiede:
na God go bless u with dis ur prudent contribution,.exactly the one when I dey observe now she is just after money...she can't even ask my well being or my family & am a shy type,.I never touch her once,.if she want to ask for money that's when she normally remember me such Dan I want to see a friend @maryland, illupeju or VI,.I really think dis n't my type nor choice

Onogiede:
na God go bless u with dis ur prudent contribution,.exactly the one when I dey observe now she is just after money...she can't even ask my well being or my family & am a shy type,.I never touch her once,.if she want to ask for money that's when she normally remember me such Dan I want to see a friend @maryland, illupeju or VI,.I really think dis n't my type nor choice

tosyne2much:
Let me ask her... Sandoski, come and debunk this claim

tosyne2much:
Mind you, you must take everything so serious

Vickyydera:
UNFORTUNATELY, THE WAY I'D LOVE TO BE "TOASTED" IS NOT HERE.

Vickyydera:
UNFORTUNATELY, THE WAY I'D LOVE TO BE "TOASTED" IS NOT HERE.

kuchikau:
Never date a girl that Mensturates. Never!!

Chuvin22:
BABY TELL ME.

pepigeorge:

I know. .. 8. How much will u take for the night?
Is it this one?

calliope:
*yawns* angrily storm off thread!!