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Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
Various Ways Nigerian Girls Wants To Be Toasted The normal Nigerian lady has how she expects a guy to toast her. Anything outside it, makes the dating game distasteful and unappealing. As it is with every law; there are pros and cons. Guys, you need to know this as it will help decipher between 'Girl A' and 'Girl B'. Not every girl wants sex upon visiting you in a cold weather, also not every girl adores your "approach to toasting". Different strokes for different folks; heard that before? Women are way too complex for just one rule to apply to all of them. Let's see Various Ways Nigerian Girls Wants To Be Toasted: 1. Just keep chasing me, even if I say NO to you, don't stop! Most of you ladies reading this right now can attest to the fact that this works for most girls BUT not all. Here in Nigeria, we call it 'shakara'. However, not all ladies do this just to test the love of the guy. Some actually detest such incessant and unequivocal craze. 2. Discover what I love most and get me as a gift. Girls and gifts are like "lala..." and snakes, lol! To those ones, gifts turn them on. They believe a guy dearly loves them if he gave them an expensive gift on their birthday. 3. You must toast me only if you have a car. So many, so many Nigerian girls in the valley of 'I need a guy on wheels'. He borrows a friend's ride, steals her heart completely, returns the ride. Her covetous spirit makes her feel cheated upon as she begins to cry, 'he broke my heart'. Abeg, who broke whose heart? 4. If I tell you NO, just stop. I'll take time to observe you and accept later. Not all girls are crazy about keeping records of the number of guys chasing their behind. If such a one tells you NO and insists on it, just know she needs TIME. Give her TIME to reason your matter. 5. Chat 'dirty' with me and you'll have my heart forever. They say, 'the average Nigerian girl likes to chat dirty'. If these majority of girls are so into "sexting", how difficult will it be to have a loyal girlfriend! 6. Chat long enough until we get to the point we just know we are meant for each other. In other words, she wants to establish friendship with him until it gets to the point when both of them just get romantically involved until it culminates into a relationship. Many ladies like this point. 7. She wants atleast a "third party"/mutual friend before she can accept you. Due to their unfair experiences in the past, most Nigerian ladies would prefer to date a bestie's bro to just any random guy. Sometimes, a positive third party can divert oncoming breakup, so they believe. Different strokes for different folks. One rule doesn't apply to all; thinking otherwise ends one in the same kinda delusion that thinking "hookers" are actually being real and original. 37 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by ronald4lif(m): 9:35pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
Ok na but what happened to your main handle? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Smellymouth: 9:36pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
Lol 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
Interesting...... 3 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
ronald4lif:Something disastrous, bro! |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 9:39pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
I used to be a Sinner thinking Men must do all the sh*t, make women laugh, use the cocky lines, chas vigorously, use all tricks of the game. Then one day I became a saved creature and came to realize that relationships are two way streets, like a see saw, the man should put in effort as much as the woman would. Every Man is special, and shouldn't hustle hard for what would end up being a symbiotic if not parasitic relationship. 282 Likes 37 Shares |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:44pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
SANDOSKI: 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by calliope(f): 9:48pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
*yawns* angrily storm off thread!! 3 Likes |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by decatalyst(m): 10:37pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
Who cares about how they want to be toasted? I just ignore and make money. The Money will do the talking while I ignore the ones I don't want at the end of the day! Ends justify the "ignore" 123 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 10:52pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
decatalyst: Haha...the last time I checked, money isn't the main reason most guys are not having girlfriends. 7 Likes |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
emusmithy: Haha.. Don't mind the guy. We shy guys always look for excuses to justify the reasons we don't have girlfriends. Silly excuses for dat matter oh.. 18 Likes |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
discoprophet:haha, Like Shyguys Association of Nigeria (SAN)? 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by rugipp(m): 12:16am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Should in case 1 Like |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by timidapsin(m): 12:23am On Jun 09, 2016 |
feeling kinda bored where is refiner, Myfantasies, sinaj 1 Like |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by kirchofff(m): 12:39am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Heheheh, tori |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by matrixx9(m): 5:20am On Jun 09, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:.. .. Which method you wan Make I toast you with |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Dabigbroda(m): 5:57am On Jun 09, 2016 |
k |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Bushesbae(f): 6:04am On Jun 09, 2016 |
same old talk |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:10am On Jun 09, 2016 |
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Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by myfantasies(f): 4:48pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
timidapsin:Come nd join me 1 Like |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Bushesbae:same old line 1 Like |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Bushesbae(f): 8:44pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
emusmithy:why did u deactivate emusmith ? 1 Like |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Bushesbae:Got tired of somfin |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by tosyne2much(m): 8:52pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:Haaa !! 1 Like |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by tosyne2much(m): 8:53pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:Haaa !! |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
UNFORTUNATELY, THE WAY I'D LOVE TO BE "TOASTED" IS NOT HERE. 1 Like |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:09pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
3. You must toast me only if you have a car. So many, so many Nigerian girls in the valley of 'I need a guy on wheels'. He borrows a friend's ride, steals her heart completely, returns the ride. Her covetous spirit makes her feel cheated upon as she begins to cry, 'he broke my heart'. Abeg, who broke whose heart? yeah that wht now aday girls like........My boyfriend use a ride...hahahahahahah 2 Likes |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
tosyne2much: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Vickyydera:Can you state it, sister? |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Bushesbae(f): 9:23pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
emusmithy:Okay dear, wondering, what could that be 1 Like |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Bushesbae:I'll tell you... your ears only. A deal? |
Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
emusmithy:AND OF WHAT USE WILL IT BE TO YOU MY FRIEND? 1 Like |
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