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Brymo:
“ That same night, I wrote my first short story. It took me thirty minutes. It was a dark little tale about a man who found a magic cup and learned that if he wept into the cup, his tears turned into pearls. But even though he had always been poor, he was a happy man and rarely shed a tear. So he found ways to make himself sad so that his tears could make him rich. As the pearls piled up, so did his greed grow. The story ended with the man sitting on a mountain of pearls, knife in hand, weeping helplessly into the cup with his beloved wife's slain body in his arms.
Khaled Hosseini , The Kite Runner

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Why didnt he just Peel onions? [/color]

ErnieSmallzz:
cutehector! Comman take me out









now tell me, what do u think bou me immediately u read this?

cruzita:
take me out ?



I'm I a dog that needs a walk?




I hate been taken out because it makes me feel like I'm a liability .instead let me take you out

Cutehector:
must u always display ur lack of common sense? Now where in my post did i mention girlfrnd? I boldly typed it, if she is not a girlfrnd.... Phew...

Bushesbae:
Yes dear, take me out tonight

prettythicksme:
Who asked u to explain huh?c'mon i dont need dat.l will derail dis thread i swear!shebi u sabi run ur mouth like tap,u knw how to insult very well.I saw d way u insulted me dis morning,was busy then now i have ur time.

Cutehector:
permit me to laff small abeg.....



Ok, straightens face



So, here we go.


Guys, have you ever come accross such ladies who "jokingly" or "knowingly" asks u this question.. "Come and take me out na" i believe the first thing dat comes to ur mind after hearing dat will be laughable.... Buh be that as it may, i'd like yall to really tell us what u really feel when u hear such statements from the ladies...


Do u see them as being cheap or loose


Or would u ever take such babe seriously if she is not your girlfrnd and she asks u dat just too too early.

Bushesbae:
Arrant nonsense!

Nairaland frontpage is now like a dump, everything rubbish is pushed to front page Can't believe this trash is on front page.

FTC on a silly thread.

Brymo:
“ That same night, I wrote my first short story. It took me thirty minutes. It was a dark little tale about a man who found a magic cup and learned that if he wept into the cup, his tears turned into pearls. But even though he had always been poor, he was a happy man and rarely shed a tear. So he found ways to make himself sad so that his tears could make him rich. As the pearls piled up, so did his greed grow. The story ended with the man sitting on a mountain of pearls, knife in hand, weeping helplessly into the cup with his beloved wife's slain body in his arms.
Khaled Hosseini , The Kite Runner

Cutehector:
well nevermind. I wish not to mention the name..


So u really want the date?

prettythicksme:
Who asked u to explain huh?c'mon i dont need dat.l will derail dis thread i swear!shebi u sabi run ur mouth like tap,u knw how to insult very well.I saw d way u insulted me dis morning,was busy then now i have ur time.

Cutehector:
thank God u ddnt even follow me... I for just disgrace u... I even think say na beta babe sef...

UIA04:
With a very bad boy?

I'll pass

BABANGBALI:
omo I think say na only me dey see all dis poo on front page dis days. Seun come and possess your possession before it is too late

yunnyp:
u are a wicked person.
this chick is among those ___________________
#justsaying

olushola1989:
see what we are saying

yunnyp:
u are a wicked person. this chick is among those ___________________ #justsaying

olushola1989:
abeg who get nice porn videos?

Bushesbae:
Among what? you know nothing

leofab:
HIV loading; remember some girls are like industrial fan; as then take blow reach you na do dem got ale blow reach David; reach Kesh and even touch Bello sef...

Cutehector:
shatap dia..

Cutehector:
loool.. women!

cruzita:
take me out ?



I'm I a dog that needs a walk?




I hate been taken out because it makes me feel like I'm a liability .instead let me take you out

UIA04:
And men too

Bushesbae:
Arrant nonsense!

Nairaland frontpage is now like a dump, everything rubbish is pushed to front page Can't believe this trash is on front page.

FTC on a silly thread.

tayooluwole:
Go and sit down far away jere... Na by force u talk ? As it is nonsense to you so also it is sensible to some, so no body give a Bleep about how u feel...

Bushesbae:
You actually give a füçk

tayooluwole:
Kindly find somewhere to sit...