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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by kinggogo: 11:56pm On Jun 28, 2016
Op don carry me go back memory lane wen we go dey yab ourselves wen mama n papa no dey around grin. C dis wan

U knack ashawo finish 4get ur prick under pillow grin

E dey pain die grin grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 12:42am On Jun 29, 2016
You mess e no do poo e no do paa e do tarinra

You mess bedsheet shout Jesus pillow talk naso we see am o

You see two kulikuli for mama stomach call am twins

The richest man for ur village na wheelbarrow e dey carry go work

The tallest man for you village jump Maggi use parachute
cheesy
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 6:22am On Jun 29, 2016
goldbim:
7' o'clock never reach you dey pursue elewa..your 4corner head like 2b book.Back then in my hood we used to call it *messing*. grin.how time flies!!.Maturity ti take over.
maturity don take over ooo... chai dose days
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 6:24am On Jun 29, 2016
Harbosede02:
Loll...i remember slapping my classmate dah used the born by mistake word on me cry
I hate that yab. but girls use it the most.

even this one... "AMERICAN DUSTING POWDER" grin grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Smellymouth: 6:36am On Jun 29, 2016
Cc :: lalasticlala grin grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 12:04pm On Jun 29, 2016
Smellymouth:
Cc :: lalasticlala grin grin
come and do the needful...
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by NevetsIbot(m): 12:35pm On Jun 29, 2016
amala enter plate.
O je bar.
Ewedu fori si
Ponmo sa lo.

Ooooo ooo, oo oo oo oo oo, ponmo salo.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by NevetsIbot(m): 12:39pm On Jun 29, 2016
you tall pass, you no pass ciga aimu.
Black and white e bi cigar aimu.
Ori e fife bi highway Ibadan.
aya e gbangba bi signboard ijoba.
Epon e lile bi brake malam.


Those times they used to get me o... Choi... E pain me die
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 5:09pm On Jun 30, 2016
NevetsIbot:
you tall pass, you no pass ciga aimu.
Black and white e bi cigar aimu.
Ori e fife bi highway Ibadan.
aya e gbangba bi signboard ijoba.
Epon e lile bi brake malam.


Those times they used to get me o... Choi... E pain me die
u mess hermattan catch eba
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 5:10pm On Jun 30, 2016
NevetsIbot:
you tall pass, you no pass ciga aimu.
Black and white e bi cigar aimu.
Ori e fife bi highway Ibadan.
aya e gbangba bi signboard ijoba.
Epon e lile bi brake malam.


Those times they used to get me o... Choi... E pain me die
u mess hermattan catch eba cheesy cheesy
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by kokoA(m): 5:50pm On Jun 30, 2016
**singing** Who mess? Na dele, dele say no be me, dele say na Peter, Peter say don't worry na our class teacher go judge am puuunnnn! ** if the song end for ur head, na u mess be dat.. grin

***singing** singing singing! General commander! Ibrahim babangida! Oh Nigeria.. matching on, we are matching on, our children matching on. Blah blah blah.. lol.

***singing** 1960! 1960! Kill am go! I go London! I see my friend! My friend ask me! Where Murtala? Murtala is dead! Na who kill am? Na Dimka kill am! God go punish am! He go waya am! Shoemaker go finish am.. blah blah.. grin
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