The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

This is a tough one. Please, give her some time and pray about it as well. Good luck bro.

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Everybody with his own wahala

Lol,datz d consequences of taking bad advice...wat tha hell happened to not repaying evil with evil...In my opinion,you both are childish.I'll be waiting till u come back to post dat ur frnd gave u a bad advice so u wuld lose ur girl and take ur place...Besides,is dis wat children of nowadays call love?

That's being childish and selfish. For crying out loud it's just a prank which she herself started. Just give her time and also remember that if you wrong her in the future, the chances of her forgiving you is on the poor side. Good luck.
Meanwhile kindly open the link in my signature to click like for my little girl. Thanks

Some ladies can be funny sometimes.

same with me i wont forgive easily..you took ur prank to a different level...can you compare ur prank to her own?.

Give her some dayss and explain to the mum,

Hahahaha,OP u must b tom and she must b jerry.Unfortunately tom and jerry friendship never lasts,so take heart.

Now this is just creatively funny! Missing pregnant rat? Lol. Is this story even true?

makydebbie:
same with me i wont forgive easily..you took ur prank to a different level...can you compare ur prank to her own?.

how, do u know I thought I would give up the ghost? And mine lasted a longer time cos at most I locked her inside for 5mins or thereabouts. And I haven't ever pranked her before, yet she pranked me first. Anyway I have learnt not to play rough play with women as they don't know the rules. Shouldn't have bothered revenging.

This OP sef. Just chill, your fiance will come back. Na shakara she dey do. But keep begging her o

And you believe this cooked up stories...so u went rat hunting and u were able to catch them live#nice one OP#Ebola is ur friend

Funny but you would have remembered the adage that said an eye for an eye makes everyone go blind. You guys have to call a family meeting and ban anytype of pranks in the house.

Just allow her to simmer down. I just hope one day you guys wouldn't use your children for pranks.

That's how in boarding school there was rumor of Bush baby and everyone was afraid. One early morning a guy was doing his morning duty, raking his portion then he saw someone with white and white pretending to be a ghost. Adrenaline jumped in and he hit the supposedly ghost with the rake. Come see how ghost dey shout my nose my nose.... Ghost nose was torn in two.. Had to miss the whole of the term

AwesomeDuru:
Now this is just creatively funny! Missing pregnant rat? Lol. Is this story even true?

would u like a pic of the remaining 19 rats ? My guy go snap am send to you. Answer sharparly before he leaves for work

Lmao mods óò.

OP and wickedness

mayor10:
And you believe this cooked up stories...so u went rat hunting and u were able to catch them live#nice one OP#Ebola is ur friend

guess you haven't been to a well funded university laboratory. Those are called consumables for serious students to test with. How they are caught even we don't know. If you want one thousand delivered to your home. PM me and I will give u the number of the comapny who supplies the school.

sumborri:
how, do u know I thought I would give up the ghost? And mine lasted a longer time cos at most I locked her inside for 5mins or thereabouts. And I haven't ever pranked her before, yet she pranked me first. Anyway I have learnt not to play rough play with women as they don't know the rules. Shouldn't have bothered revenging.

do you know how she felt too...you shouldnt have considered pay back....it was just a prank..

op you sef went too far... me sef will never forgive you no matter the prank I played on you... haba big rats and cockroaches... NEVER!!! that could have easily given her a heart attack na, if only you know how scary those things could be and in the dark... haba... to be sincere, I'll never step foot in that house again if it were me, its traumatizing na

makydebbie:
do you know how she felt too...you shouldnt have considered pay back....it was just a prank..

dats more reason why she should forgive me. It was just a prank . She doesn't wanna see me or pick my call. And am truly bothered

U both didn't behav maturely, but it doesn't mata.I tot it was a fabricated story but don't worry, with tim it wil heal up. U gone extreme on ur own part cus some women are not as bold as men. Can u now see nobody care to listen to ur own story and she started it first. Why didn't u react dis way whn she did her's? People wil always favour women dan men in matas dey wer guilty of. Why? U need wisdom to handle it.

smileysmiley:
op you sef went too far... me sef will never forgive you no matter the prank I played on you... haba big rats and cockroaches... NEVER!!! that could have easily given her a heart attack na, if only you know how scary those things could be and in the dark... haba... to be sincere, I'll never step foot in that house again if it were me, its traumatizing na

but it wasn't even my idea. It was my friend oh. She isn't speaking with him too. But look at it, I have never played a prank on her. I am not a prank person. She started it all. Me sef would have died from her own. I have sent messages tire , called and yet no head way. I just feel she is being unfair to me. Knowing its a prank. Do you know when last I cried ? She made me cry, made me faint, yet I forgave. I feel cheated sef.

tee59:
U both didn't behav maturely, but it doesn't mata.I tot it was a fabricated story but don't worry, with tim it wil heal up. U gone extreme on ur own part cus some women are not as bold as men. Can u now see nobody care to listen to ur own story and she started it first. Why didn't u react dis way whn she did her's? People wil always favour women dan men in matas dey wer guilty of. Why? U need wisdom to handle it.

its truly an unfair world. But I truly need her to forgive and forget. All my efforts to date have been in vain. Maybe with time she will come around. Will never play pranks with a female ever again. Never ever

sumborri:
would u like a pic of the remaining 19 rats ? My guy go snap am send to you. Answer sharparly before he leaves for work

Lol, yeah!

Lol

Two can play the game right?

Goan find the missing rat ! orisirisii

Lmao