Owliver:
but she was fair?

sumborri:
Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing

makydebbie:
shey you won compare...do you know how we fear those things..bia op own worse abeg..i no fit shout lemme continue with my banku..

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.
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blueeyes1:
You are a very wicked man,with a mean heart. So you couldn't scare her with any other thing knowing fully well how much she hates roaches/rats?
What if those rodent are infected with any disease? Do you know how repugnant a cockroach smells? Yet you got a truck-full and threw it on her,I know that lady will be so traumatised, you are so bloody mean and very vengeful,tufiakwa gi!

Having said that, go and see her mom,explain to her,apologise,don't even try to justify your actions,take the blame totally, ask her to help you beg your babe. Gifts and messages won't do,go their by yourself and beg her,(her mom is just like pouring water in front before stepping on a wet ground),if you get the mom to forgive you,rest assure,your babe will forgive you too.

And get ready to move out of that house because she might develop a phobia for that house and get jumpy at any slight movement.

You can send me a pm, I don't mind joining the begging project.

P.S: Never try that shi:t again ooooo
Good luck.

sumborri:
I was wrongly advised. Plus I didn't anticipate such reaction since she did one some days earlier. Guess I was wrong sha.

colossus2:

And you are mature right

makydebbie:
lock me in a room with cockroaches and rats..believe me that night i will make sure you make love with a dead woman!...you want to compare..women are emotional beings...how can you lock a woman in a room filled with those "things"...thanks God say no be me...i go call police...




na joke ooo...but on a serious note op is childish!

makydebbie:
but why are you guys being wicked here...what if the girl fainted and those things climbed her and destroyed her body..or you don forget say rats get claws..

sumborri:
its truly an unfair world. But I truly need her to forgive and forget. All my efforts to date have been in vain. Maybe with time she will come around. Will never play pranks with a female ever again. Never ever

Owliver:
do you also know how everybody fears witches?

Abeg go jo.

solepager:


Bross...Wetin u dey call for. E don happen e don happen. If you really want her back go to her place and make a tent there for a whole day. The last time I really pissed off my fiance. I went to her place when i was free and knew shes home and spent the whole day with her mom and siblings. She didn't speak to me all through the day. But I made a bit progress with her parents regarding what went wrong. SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO STOOP TO CONQUER

preciousMI1:
first to do nuh dey pain!
hers was worst for heaven's sake. hers could send some one to an early grave...
when she did hers it was fun right? abeg!
To be sincere she and her friends don't regard u else they won't call to to be abusing you unnecessarily.
I only see a situation of payback here... c'mon cockroach and mere rat... OK what if she goes to her grannies house over the weekend and see those rat n cockroaches there won't she stay?
If the relationship taya her OK make she go nah...

preciousMI1:
first to do nuh dey pain!
hers was worst for heaven's sake. hers could send some one to an early grave...
when she did hers it was fun right? abeg!
To be sincere she and her friends don't regard u else they won't call to to be abusing you unnecessarily.
I only see a situation of payback here... c'mon cockroach and mere rat... OK what if she goes to her grannies house over the weekend and see those rat n cockroaches there won't she stay?
If the relationship taya her OK make she go nah...

makydebbie:
same with me i wont forgive easily..you took ur prank to a different level...can you compare ur prank to her own?.

makydebbie:
e pain am

solepager:


Bross...Wetin u dey call for. E don happen e don happen. If you really want her back go to her place and make a tent there for a whole day. The last time I really pissed off my fiance. I went to her place when i was free and knew shes home and spent the whole day with her mom and siblings. She didn't speak to me all through the day. But I made a bit progress with her parents regarding what went wrong. SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO STOOP TO CONQUER

makydebbie:
same with me i wont forgive easily..you took ur prank to a different level...can you compare ur prank to her own?.

makydebbie:
e pain am

colossus2:
A prank is a prank, though you went extreme.
You bragged about you not getting scared over anything which was why she initiated the prank 1st. Meanwhile your "I no dey fear anything" na for mouth.
Trust me there must be an object close by which I would have used in hitting the ghost or witch, sadly she would have gotten herself injured from her own prank.
Not everyone likes roaches, me inclusive. I detest even the creepy cockroach screensaver on people's laptops and phones. It sends shivers down my spine.
You should know how she feels each time she remembers. Still find a way to apologise to her, not sms.
If you truly love her and she loved you before now, only you can find a way to win her heart again.
The gifts you've gotten is enough, it's a waste of time for now. When she comes back to your world, you can get her a plane if you like.
All the best.

sumborri:
but it wasn't even my idea. It was my friend oh. She isn't speaking with him too. But look at it, I have never played a prank on her. I am not a prank person. She started it all. Me sef would have died from her own. I have sent messages tire , called and yet no head way. I just feel she is being unfair to me. Knowing its a prank. Do you know when last I cried ? She made me cry, made me faint, yet I forgave. I feel cheated sef.

makydebbie:
Stoop to conquer..a very nice book!..by Oliver Goldsmith

makydebbie:
Stoop to conquer..a very nice book!..by Oliver Goldsmith