makydebbie:
he is a man!

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

Owliver:
men are immortal abi? fa kick your bo0bs ehn

litaninja:
Here we go with the prayer squad. Biko, wetin concern prayer for this matter?

makydebbie:
he is a man!

makydebbie:
come and kick na..let my mummy sandoski catch you!...he is a man not a chicken

makydebbie:
come and kick na..let my mummy sandoski catch you!...he is a man not a chicken

mayor10:
And you believe this cooked up stories...so u went rat hunting and u were able to catch them live#nice one OP#Ebola is ur friend

makydebbie:
same with me i wont forgive easily..you took ur prank to a different level...can you compare ur prank to her own?.

Smellymouth:
Girls want to be held and to be told they are beautiful and loved, they don't want to be scared to death by the ones they love.

What you did maybe was a little extreme, but you did it and you can't really take it back, but what you can do is put in your man card and beg her for her to forgive you....if she is worth it.

Why not talk to her telling her you are sorry and that you meant it as a joke yet you went to far..

At least try to show her that you didn't mean any harm that if there was harm to be done to her, you would be there to harm them.

Good luck

EOOJ:
hahaha....words dat touch d heart Worst part is dat wen he woke up from his fainting, while he was crying profusely infront of everyone, she was laughing....she just got a dose of her own medcine. She shud deal wit it.



Besides, from my perspective, d op suffered more sef. Kan u imagine been in d dark wit a winch? Roaches and rats are childs play jare



Note i dont support wat he did o

Owliver:
I don note your moniker. anywhere I see you for feminist thread I go remind you.
wicked soul.

SANDOSKI:



Owliver no try me ....
I go call police for you

ManTiger:

Hello Smellymouth, I like your sense of humour and will like to host you and have discussion over a bowl of soup.

Me? Wowww!!

Thanks boss

Sometimes saying thank you is just not enough

Ayam ready forrit

dairykidd:


Lols..thats why its called a prank nau? U funny sha comparing hers to his is unfair if d guy had had a cardiac arrest or worse had hit her enough to cause severe damage una go still blame him...i no fit laff oo @ op give her time she will def come around in d meanwhile look at d bright side u both could do comic shows or write comic scripts...lols funny couple

makydebbie:
me?...aint into that shii...i stand for justice!..op wasnt fair

Eminentsaint:
This is a tough one. Please, give her some time and pray about it as well. Good luck bro.

Oblak:
OP, there are two things involved in this case:
1) It's either she's pretending to be angry while formulating the next prank to hit on you
2) Or she doesn't love you as you think.

Justiceotuya:
Funny but you would have remembered the stage that said an eye for an eye makes everyone go blind. You guys have to call a family meeting and ban anytype of pranks in the house.

Just allow her to simmer down. I just hope one day you guys wouldn't use your children for pranks.

That's how in boarding school there was rumor of Bush baby and everyone was afraid. One early morning a guy was doing his morning duty, raking his portion then he saw someone with white and white pretending to be a ghost. Adrenaline jumped in and he hit the supposedly ghost with the rake. Come see how ghost dey shout my nose my nose.... Ghost nose was torn in two.. Had to miss the whole of the term

bestestgirl:
Man this cracked me up big time!! smellymo.uth!! your memes are needed here, give me an appropriate one to show the kind of laugh I am laughing at the OP right now

makydebbie:
lock me in a room with cockroaches and rats..believe me that night i will make sure you make love with a dead woman!...you want to compare..women are emotional beings...how can you lock a woman in a room filled with those "things"...thanks God say no be me...i go call police...





na joke ooo...but on a serious note op is childish!