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Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 8:16am On Jul 01, 2016
armylord:
I checked ur previous posts u were asking where u could get a good android phone within d range of 15 - 20k LOL..no.be only iPhone na ifruit
that was for my younger sister.. Wanna buy it for her since she's gonna be getting admission fairly soon
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 8:18am On Jul 01, 2016
Jacksonville:
Mehn, why da phuck u lieing undecided...

see this poor man...the way u guys lie ehn...mai no talk.. lipsrsealed
undecided
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Chukzii(m): 8:30am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
like i stated earlier, money is not my problem.. I can spend any amount on a busty lady..


Again, u said i am too big to lie?( if at all i am lying)

how about Lie muhammed? He no big? Abi he no dey lie?


Gerrarrahea mehn
u not Lie Muhammed, u b upgrade: Lie Liarmmed
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Nobody: 8:36am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
ladies, when you know you won't give him what he wants, stop accepting his offer

i met a thief(lady) at Akure shopping mall. A very pretty, busty, nyashy lady.

I have always dreamt of humping a busty beech.

I didnt waste time in making a move. She had already selected what she wanted to buy.

As a gentle man, i told her to shop more that i would pay. After one hour of shopping, she had already selected 500k worth of goods.

I went to the nearest first bank and withdrew the money and paid for her goods. (money is not my problem)

After the payment, i still offered to drive her home which i later collected her digits..

Things were going normal between us until one day i invited her to my gingantic mansion..

When she finally came to my mansion, we gisted, one thing led to another, we started smooching.

Half way into the journy, she stopped me from removing her pants. She started telling me cork and bull story, how she is in her period, bla bla bla.

I let her go that day.. We didnt mess. Now i have been calling her number like forever now yet she doesnt pick. She just sent me a message this morning to my iphone6.

She wrote how i wud cheat on her if we finally start dating because i am too handsome, how her ex wants her back, how she doesnt trust the source of my money because of the gingantic mansion i built, bla bla bla..

It occured to me that this idiot has scammed me.

Please ladies, if you know u dnt have a chance with that guy u are eating his money, stop it and let her go. Thank u
y u fvcking lying?
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Dezzx(m): 10:18am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
stop talking as if it is a big deal.. How much is 500k ses? Nawa oo
BILL GATES of NL, if 500k isn't much why create this post and ranting about it?
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Nobody: 10:26am On Jul 01, 2016
UyiIredia:
Why u Come dey give am tiri gbosa. D guy na fake a$$ liar.
The gbosa na for the massive lie na. The lie carry weight
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 10:28am On Jul 01, 2016
Krisan234:
y u fvcking lying?
i dnt get u
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 10:29am On Jul 01, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
The gbosa na for the massive lie na. The lie carry weight
u no well. Go see ur doctor
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 10:30am On Jul 01, 2016
Dezzx:
BILL GATES of NL, if 500k isn't much why create this post and ranting about it?
i didnt create this thread because of my money, i created it becos of the thief(lady) who defrauded me.

Get sense nah
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by mizzbouqui(f): 10:51am On Jul 01, 2016
Wow wow, what a great write up, lakure yen na keep it up bro more grease to your elbow.

Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Nobody: 10:54am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
u no well. Go see ur doctor
Na ur pastor u need to go see, u need deliverance
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by abbeyology88(m): 10:59am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
ladies, when you know you won't give him what he wants, stop accepting his offer

i met a thief(lady) at Akure shopping mall. A very pretty, busty, nyashy lady.

I have always dreamt of humping a busty beech.

I didnt waste time in making a move. She had already selected what she wanted to buy.

As a gentle man, i told her to shop more that i would pay. After one hour of shopping, she had already selected 500k worth of goods.

I went to the nearest first bank and withdrew the money and paid for her goods. (money is not my problem)

After the payment, i still offered to drive her home which i later collected her digits..

Things were going normal between us until one day i invited her to my gingantic mansion..

When she finally came to my mansion, we gisted, one thing led to another, we started smooching.

Half way into the journy, she stopped me from removing her pants. She started telling me cork and bull story, how she is in her period, bla bla bla.

I let her go that day.. We didnt mess. Now i have been calling her number like forever now yet she doesnt pick. She just sent me a message this morning to my iphone6.

She wrote how i wud cheat on her if we finally start dating because i am too handsome, how her ex wants her back, how she doesnt trust the source of my money because of the gingantic mansion i built, bla bla bla..

It occured to me that this idiot has scammed me.

Please ladies, if you know u dnt have a chance with that guy u are eating his money, stop it and let her go. Thank u
OP, abeg when u go finish this script?

And what's d title u wanna give it?

It is gonna be an interesting movie, thou smiley

Nice invention, good creativity.

*clap clap clap grin grin grin*
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Dezzx(m): 11:01am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
i didnt create this thread because of my money, i created it becos of the thief(lady) who defrauded me.

Get sense nah
u didnt create this thread because of your money but becos of the Lady that defrauded of your money. OP u b clown o. u think u r making sense.
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:03am On Jul 01, 2016
abbeyology88:
OP, abeg when u go finish this script?

And what's d title u wanna give it?

It is gonna be an interesting movie, thou smiley

Nice invention, good creativity.

*clap clap clap grin grin grin*
this is a real life story bro.. I am not inventing anything
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:04am On Jul 01, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
Na ur pastor u need to go see, u need deliverance
lol. Do u know what?
















Gerara hea mehn
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:06am On Jul 01, 2016
Dezzx:
u didnt create this thread because of your money but becos of the Lady that defrauded of your money. OP u b clown o. u think u r making sense.
we are still saying the same thing.. The lady who defrauded me is the subject of the discussion
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by abbeyology88(m): 11:07am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
this is a real life story bro.. I am not inventing anything
Okay, I can't doubt u, anyway but, It sounds so unreal to me (like a movie).

*noquarel*
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:08am On Jul 01, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Wow wow, what a great write up, lakure yen na keep it up bro more grease to your elbow.
what is this one saying? U think i am lying? I don pass that level
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:10am On Jul 01, 2016
abbeyology88:
Okay, I can't doubt u, anyway but, It sounds so unreal to me (like a movie).

*noquarel*
that is how others who commented earlier view it. They thought i was lying
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by abbeyology88(m): 11:27am On Jul 01, 2016
OP, Yeah,Ladies Do *Chop and Clean Mouth*


We (guys) Do *Chop and Clean D**k grin



Maybe you paid for the Ones you Did in the past grin grin



*the past came calling*
grin
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by abbeyology88(m): 11:27am On Jul 01, 2016
Take it
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by abbeyology88(m): 11:29am On Jul 01, 2016
Accept it
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by dobys(f): 11:30am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
ladies, when you know you won't give him what he wants, stop accepting his offer

i met a thief(lady) at Akure shopping mall. A very pretty, busty, nyashy lady.

I have always dreamt of humping a busty beech.

I didnt waste time in making a move. She had already selected what she wanted to buy.

As a gentle man, i told her to shop more that i would pay. After one hour of shopping, she had already selected 500k worth of goods.

I went to the nearest first bank and withdrew the money and paid for her goods. (money is not my problem)

After the payment, i still offered to drive her home which i later collected her digits..

Things were going normal between us until one day i invited her to my gingantic mansion..

When she finally came to my mansion, we gisted, one thing led to another, we started smooching.

Half way into the journy, she stopped me from removing her pants. She started telling me cork and bull story, how she is in her period, bla bla bla.

I let her go that day.. We didnt mess. Now i have been calling her number like forever now yet she doesnt pick. She just sent me a message this morning to my iphone6.

She wrote how i wud cheat on her if we finally start dating because i am too handsome, how her ex wants her back, how she doesnt trust the source of my money because of the gingantic mansion i built, bla bla bla..

It occured to me that this idiot has scammed me.

Please ladies, if you know u dnt have a chance with that guy u are eating his money, stop it and let her go. Thank u
hahahahahhhaha Bro haba cool down 500000 naira a nigerian man spends on 1 lady u noo take her 2 ur house sharply n nack am u waited 4 sometimes still chating n all took u like weeks be4 she come house or even 2 kiss her n touch boobs. hahahahahha lord thank u for sending jesus of our time. Guys dat wee buy u 1 meat pie 250 and coke 100 and wuld want 2 carry u home 2 nack.
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:36am On Jul 01, 2016
dobys:
hahahahahhhaha Bro haba cool down 500000 naira a nigerian man spends on 1 lady u noo take her 2 ur house sharply n nack am u waited 4 sometimes still chating n all took u like weeks be4 she come house or even 2 kiss her n touch boobs. hahahahahha lord thank u for sending jesus of our time. Guys dat wee buy u 1 meat pie 250 and coke 100 and wuld want 2 carry u home 2 nack.
i am not like other nigerian guys. I am different. I treat ladies with respect
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:38am On Jul 01, 2016
abbeyology88:
OP, Yeah,Ladies Do *Chop and Clean Mouth*


We (guys) Do *Chop and Clean D**k grin



Maybe you paid for the Ones you Did in the past grin grin



*the past came calling*
grin
i cannot take it. I must find her and collect all i spent on her
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by firstking01(m): 11:39am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
i am looking for the part that sounds like a lie.

That i can not own a house or spend money on a lady? Nawa to u oo
Honestly speaking, 500k is way too much to spend on a woman who's just a gf to you....i'm nt saying this cos i'm broke neither cos i believe your story...
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Nobody: 11:43am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
lol. Do u know what?

















Gerara hea mehn
In igbo, si ebe a puo tongue
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by abbeyology88(m): 11:44am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
i cannot take it. I must find her and collect all i spent on her
Let's assume she allowed U to Bleep Her on that Day. That means you paid 500K on kitty Kat >: ?

Bro, I no believe u :/ abeg.

*peace out*
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by mizzbouqui(f): 11:44am On Jul 01, 2016
ernesty20:
what is this one saying? U think i am lying? I don pass that level
I'm not saying you are lying na, I just want to know when the movie will be out, no be you wan contest for Miss Nairaland because of one 50k or 30k?


*nooffence*
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by ernesty20(op): 11:45am On Jul 01, 2016
firstking01:
Honestly speaking, 500k is way too much to spend on a woman who's just a gf to you....i'm nt saying this cos i'm broke neither cos i believe your story...
it may be too much on ur part but not on my part.. If not that the thief(lad) scammed me, i wud have gotten to the dreamland which is humping a busty lady
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by abbeyology88(m): 11:46am On Jul 01, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
In igbo, si ebe a puo tongue
Abeg, in English shocked
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Nobody: 11:48am On Jul 01, 2016
abbeyology88:
Abeg, in English shocked
In English, it means














Gerrerahere
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