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Luckymay:
That's being childish and selfish. For crying out loud it's just a prank which she herself started. Just give her time and also remember that if you wrong her in the future, the chances of her forgiving you is on the poor side. Good luck.
Meanwhile kindly open the link in my signature to click like for my little girl. Thanks

if you are a boy what will you do?

dis fictional tales by moonlight funny well well, waiting for part two....

Advise...use snakes and bees for part two, e go funny die...if you doubt it, a try will convince you.

Childish pranks gone too far. Better she left you.

ehyaaaaa sorry o

Eeyah....I can't just stop laughing...

See how I'm laughing with tears in my eyes..reminds of one saying, before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves
U gotta beg

Ok i have finished reading what do you want me to do?

"Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing."

this got me laughing like mad

Locotech:
@OP you managed to catch my apt attention when u said u switched on the light to see clearly what was attacking you...so you people sleep with electricity ?

Did this happen in Nigeria or you are abroad?

I didn't believe you at first until u said u removed the bulb during your revenge mission...so true true u people use to have light?

Or do you run your generator till day break? I know some people do this.

Pls explain because for I find it hard to believe that there can be electricity on 2 different days in a week with 2 different light dependent pranks...that's too much of a coincidence...

Its either you are lying or Barth Nnaji is back.

were did this village man comeout from....here at my side in enugu...there is light well well....i get about 15 to 17 hrs of light per day

DICKtator:
Wait!


Is this story real?

Are you joking?

Fiction or nonfiction

Clarify this please

if it was fiction, I won't be alone in my house now dying of konji and loneliness. She has picked my call but yet to remind me am a devil. Her heart is made of stone apparently. Good this happened before marriage sha. No lele

Most persons here will call u names of all sorts but d fact remains dat u both played a role and ur gf is more vengeful. It was supposed to be a laugh it off scenario bt as it seems,u av learned ur mistake and I doubt such will repeat itself.

1. Go and beg her mum
2. Giv her a little space but do not fail to send her a txt message on a daily basis
3. Appeal to her friends to beg on ur behalf
4. Do not send her gifts again
5.Appeal to som1 she respects in ur family to plead on ur behalf.

Try dis for 2weeks.If it doesn't work out,pls move on.
Wish u da best bro

She probably has nightmares every night cos of what you did. The trauma! She may come around in time and if so , lucky you.

I think she's over reacting! I love pranks and wouldn't react that way. I may just hit you severally and cry over it, but that cannot be an end of my relationship!

But I don't think I like the vengful part of you! Pls change

Prank gone wrong indeed. Since you know she is afraid of rat and cockroach, you shouldn't have gone to that extent of removing bulb, as well as closing the door.

But who empties cockroaches in their room/home in d name of a prank? why are u and gf living together? shey una don marry? why wud she prank u like that and not even be sorry? what if u died? Fear can kill. You did wrong too (if this whole buhaahaha is even true sef) but since u hav aologised cool down and let her be, it is still her mother and friends that will advice her to come back. if its meant to be it will find a way... the I lost my fiance part though thought somebody died...

Prank gone wrong.... Eyan o ni wa ki tie maba

Prank gone wrong.... Eyan o ni wa ki tie ma ba

Luckymay:
That's being childish and selfish. For crying out loud it's just a prank which she herself started. Just give her time and also remember that if you wrong her in the future, the chances of her forgiving you is on the poor side. Good luck.
Meanwhile kindly open the link in my signature to click like for my little girl. Thanks

just a prank ko Wat if he had had heart attack in the process As a result of panic or wateva? Would u call it just a prank....hmmmmm

Picture of you and the rats or even coakroached or else i take it as a fiction of your imagination

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smileysmiley:
op you sef went too far... me sef will never forgive you no matter the prank I played on you... haba big rats and cockroaches... NEVER!!! that could have easily given her a heart attack na, if only you know how scary those things could be and in the dark... haba... to be sincere, I'll never step foot in that house again if it were me, its traumatizing na

then go and die

Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

This last part of the story cracked me up.

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

Since you have apologised and she didn't accept, stay away and keep to yourself for a while. If neither her nor her folks calls you to resolve the matter, forget about her. If you keep begging, you put yourself in vulnerable position and they will give you conditions that undermines your rights and authority in the future and she can manipulate you for the rest of your life.
If she doesn't come back. Move on!

This is so funny...I will comment when I finish laughing.

What can you do to remedy the situation? Find another boo and stop being a sissy woman wrapper.

where are the feminists when you need them.
bismillai

makydebbie:
do you know how she felt too...you shouldnt have considered pay back....it was just a prank..

wat if he had collapsed

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

I swear you went too far, how could you scare her with those dangerous creatures? you could have done something more romantic than such...

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

Reason why u never win when u fight or argue with a lady. U end up nodding like a lizard even when u are right.
U cant give up, keep trying, i know it could be tiring, but don't give up. Am sure u know some of the route she normally take, u can go wait for her there and so on....

You are a very wicked man,with a mean heart. So you couldn't scare her with any other thing knowing fully well how much she hates roaches/rats?
What if those rodent are infected with any disease? Do you know how repugnant a cockroach smells? Yet you got a truck-full and threw it on her,I know that lady will be so traumatised, you are so bloody mean and very vengeful,tufiakwa gi!

Having said that, go and see her mom,explain to her,apologise,don't even try to justify your actions,take the blame totally, ask her to help you beg your babe. Gifts and messages won't do,go their by yourself and beg her,(her mom is just like pouring water in front before stepping on a wet ground),if you get the mom to forgive you,rest assure,your babe will forgive you too.

And get ready to move out of that house because she might develop a phobia for that house and get jumpy at any slight movement.

You can send me a pm, I don't mind joining the begging project.

P.S: Never try that shi:t again ooooo
Good luck.