smileysmiley:
op you sef went too far... me sef will never forgive you no matter the prank I played on you... haba big rats and cockroaches... NEVER!!! that could have easily given her a heart attack na, if only you know how scary those things could be and in the dark... haba... to be sincere, I'll never step foot in that house again if it were me, its traumatizing na

funny...so easy to blame d op. I dont suport wat he did ooo but u shud also know dat he would have collasped or had heart attack wen she did hers......ur talking rats and cockroaches? Do u know wat it means to be pranked wit a witch In d dark Just after watching evil dead at nightHmmmmmm....abegi they shud forgive there self jare...


Op give her time, if she dosent calm down, move on abeg. Its very very painful but men move on...u wud get ova it. Its not the end of the world. Wats urs is urs. No time to cry over spilled milk. Time shall tell....




Correct ur topic op....women are selfish is not needed!!!

And 2morrow women will come out start screaming gender inequality!!! The men are the majority victims of gender in equality treatment world wide. Why should she quit d relationship based on what he did( even though I don't support it)? The OP fainted and woke up in d hospital this could had led to his death and yet never called for the relationship to be terminated.


Op u can continue to beg her sha incase she refuses to yield then move on with your life it shows she belongs to d class of people that would always receive but would never give ( they like to be forgiven but they will never forgive others). Ladies in this category don't worth being taken as a wife because it will always be about how they feel and never consider how you feel.

99foxxy:
I swear you went too far, how could you scare her with those dangerous creatures? you could have done something more romantic than such...

I was wrongly advised. Plus I didn't anticipate such reaction since she did one some days earlier. Guess I was wrong sha.

She's not ready to swing and karma has come to play.
Take heart bro.

Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong. [/quote]

EOOJ:
funny...so easy to blame d op. I dont suport wat he did ooo but u shud also know dat he would have collasped or had heart attack wen she did hers......ur talking rats and cockroaches? Do u know wat it means to be pranked wit a witch In d dark Just after watching evil dead at nightHmmmmmm....abegi they shud forgive there self jare...


Op give her time, if she dosent calm down, move on abeg. Its very very painful but men move on...u wud get ova it. Its not the end of the world. Wats urs is urs. No time to cry over spilled milk. Time shall tell....

nobody wants to consider that I fainted, something dat made me shed tears unashamedly should show I was scared to bits, maybe mine was worse, but I didn't even see it as too bad till now. Till date she has refused to forgive me. Or even give me a chance to beg. Anyway I am watching her, like u said, if she is mine she will come around. If she isn't she will walk away. Its hard for me sha . I shall survive

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

Bros pardon me, but u b idio.t.

so in d Name of revenge u did all dis even remove the light bulbs. had she died due to one thing or the other. U will start cry and saying it's the devil's fault.

guy u F.up big time

She was wrong. But you shouldnt have paid her back with wrong. If a lady wount pick your calls, let her be. If she wouldn't call back then take it as a farewell brother. Move on no body is unique

"...Women and children can be careless. But not men."

------ Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather.

That was expensive man.

Your girlfriend is like your daughter. There are just things you can't "do back" - because you're the "adult".

Me self way be male, if you play a quarter of that play with me, using roaches, I no go ever talk to you again.

Poor girl, she fit don get combat-grade PTSD.

Man this cracked me up big time!! smellymouth!! your memes are needed here, give me an appropriate one to show the kind of laugh I am laughing at the OP right now

blueeyes1:
You are a very wicked man,with a mean heart. So you couldn't scare her with any other thing knowing fully well how much she hates roaches/rats?
What if those rodent are infected with any disease? Do you know how repugnant a cockroach smells? Yet you got a truck-full and threw it on her,I know that lady will be so traumatised, you are so bloody mean and very vengeful,tufiakwa gi!

Having said that, go and see her mom,explain to her,apologise,don't even try to justify your actions,take the blame totally, ask her to help you beg your babe. Gifts and messages won't do,go their by yourself and beg her,(her mom is just like pouring water in front before stepping on a wet ground),if you get the mom to forgive you,rest assure,your babe will forgive you too.

And get ready to move out of that house because she might develop a phobia for that house and get jumpy at any slight movement.

You can send me a pm, I don't mind joining the begging project.

P.S: Never try that shi:t again ooooo
Good luck.

Ogbeni calm down jor.
She started it.

sumborri:
but it wasn't even my idea. It was my friend oh. She isn't speaking with him too. But look at it, I have never played a prank on her. I am not a prank person. She started it all. Me sef would have died from her own. I have sent messages tire , called and yet no head way. I just feel she is being unfair to me. Knowing its a prank. Do you know when last I cried ? She made me cry, made me faint, yet I forgave. I feel cheated sef.

Bros bon!.It's a well-quickly thought plan,she is pranking you back,when she is through she will come back(please get a plan B).Lolz.

This life is do me i do you,first to do no dey pain na second to do dey enter bone well well. naijabet man say so

[b]You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.[/b]



THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE HEIGHT OF WICKEDNESSS!!!!!!









YOU ARE A WICKED MAN

All I see is a selfish fiance

sumborri:
nobody wants to consider that I fainted, something dat made me shed tears unashamedly should show I was scared to bits, maybe mine was worse, but I didn't even see it as too bad till now. Till date she has refused to forgive me. Or even give me a chance to beg. Anyway I am watching her, like u said, if she is mine she will come around. If she isn't she will walk away. Its hard for me sha . I shall survive

bro i understand u....like i said i dont suport wat u did but there is a limit to everything...if all ur pleas falls on deaf ears, give her a break...its dat simple. Not easy o but if there is anything i believe in dis life is dat everything that happens happens for a reason though now u may not see it but later u wud surely understand it.


If there is anytin i have learnt in life, if ur wrong, u seek forgiveness. If u have done everything necessary for reconciliation and d oda party dosent succumb, freeeee her and move forward. Leave her wit her God.

Lmao... Women

laff dey fall me here ooooo.............LOL!!!


Bros u sure say she like u afterall?

Just some fun prank gone wrong......

What if u didnt 4give hers b4 nw?

Get a life dude and move on

Hmmm, She suddenly overcame her fear of rats and cockroaches that she went back inside that dark, big rats and flying cockroaches infested room to pick up her things and leave that night? Osheey!!!

You are a devil, u didn't think of the trauma your childish joke will put her thru did you? My advice for you is grow up before getting her back becos u might do worst tomorrow.

Mizzzbeee:
[b]You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.[/b]



THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE HEIGHT OF WICKEDNESSS!!!!!!









YOU ARE A WICKED MAN

funny...story for the godssss

I don't believe this.







How were you able to recover the rats?

LaurelP:

Ogbeni calm down jor. She started it.

Ogbeni, calm up jor. She started nothing abeg! Who bragged about not scaring easily? Did his girlfriend say she wasn't afraid of roaches/rats? Abegi!

if someone locked me in a room with just cockroaches for even a minute.... i'm sure i would be dead by the time you open the door....

Lol..make she go sit down one place,, she inspired to hole tin.. n now she's forming para.. girl n their way of reasoning

But if this story is real I don't see the sense in heggin her

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

I wonder why u say Women are selfish
You claimed to be a Superman who ain't scared of anything, but ur fiancée proved u wrong.. How dare u repay her by doing something u know she is scared of, huh You should av played a prank with something she boasts abt na
If she had said frm d onset that she wasn't afraid of rats nd cockroaches(jst like u claimed u aren't scared easily), I would av scored ur prank 100℅.. You jst did to her what only her enemy can.. Keep apologising though, I hope she comes back to u..
But u seriously have to edit that ur topic where u wrote "women are selfish".. Just delete that part jor

I really can't believe you so I can't comment-

Here we go with the prayer squad. Biko, wetin concern prayer for this matter?

Eminentsaint:
This is a tough one. Please, give her some time and pray about it as well. Good luck bro.

EOOJ:
wat if he had collapsed

he is a man!

sumborri:
nobody wants to consider that I fainted, something dat made me shed tears unashamedly should show I was scared to bits, maybe mine was worse, but I didn't even see it as too bad till now. Till date she has refused to forgive me. Or even give me a chance to beg. Anyway I am watching her, like u said, if she is mine she will come around. If she isn't she will walk away. Its hard for me sha . I shall survive

both of you should have nothing to do with each other ever again. why are you begging? it was fun when you cried shey? or where is it written that only men should accommodate bullsh/ts?

pls leave her alone and bounce.

there are billions of ladies out there.

OP, there are two things involved in this case:
1) It's either she's pretending to be angry while formulating the next prank to hit on you
2) Or she doesn't love you as you think.