sumborri:
unto the mama call me para me, I dey fear go see the mama. But I might need to summon courage and go beg the mum with my friends. Since all of them don join me go beg the babe, she no gree open door. Or even pick any of our calls , even my guys wey no even dey involved in the prank. I love this babe like anything.

beg? if she did wrong why beg her? does your whole existence depend on her puccie?

mtcheeeeeeew

makydebbie:
no pls..since according to you what the op did was the best

Your assumptions. I only typed 5 words, I wonder where your nose sniffed "best".

mrDvO:
I'm curious to knw hw u cud get a bucket load of cockroaches tho...

you need to be involved in a decent research based institution or university. They are consumables. People can supply you a thousand rats , rabbits as needed. If you need such pm me, and I will link you to the man at ibadan who supplies my university. Cheers

EOOJ:




I can compare anytime anyday....forget dat emotional ish...every human has got wat he/she is afraid of. U talking roaches...i wonder wat u would do in darkness wit a witch dat just appeared in ur room. Habaaaaa. Kant compare o... Bottom line, d op n d lady shud reconcile...if she dosent agree, he shud move on....no time to waste energy trying to reconcile if all has been said and done.

lol...abi na..i no fit shout make i sleep

Owliver:
beg? if she did wrong why beg her? does your whole existence depend on her puccie?

mtcheeeeeeew

its the shame bro. I have told people about her, shown her to my family, friends and even work colleague. People waiting for wedding bells. How do I face them that the babe is long gone , what if she tells them all this story. Do u know how derepping it will be ?

SucreB:
guy you went too far!!! i cant imagne the smell and irritation she went tru . Gosh!!

she might come back; knowing fully well your are genuinely sorry. But mhen!, you need a lot of work to do to convince her.


good luck!

lol...you are right jare..no mind dem

Err, so I am wondering, what if the OP happens to be someone who is security conscious and sleeps with a knife or baseball bat...

And when the "ghost" came in, he reacts and stabs or hit the head out of fear, would it still be a prank?


Or what if the op is hypertensive, and collapses and from there, to the land of no return, would it still be a prank?


No!

He might have gone too far, but she is selfish to want to end the relationship.
Op, like someone said give her time say 2 weeks, and move on.


PS: I like that type of relationship wer you both are so free to try that.

solepager:


Yeah...one very good book..(glad someone noticed) and thanks to my sister for opening my eyes to the world of books...
How u mi lady(bows)

lol..i'm one nerd who loves reading..i'm cool..you?

sumborri:
its the shame bro. I have told people about her, shown her to my family, friends and even work colleague. People waiting for wedding bells. How do I face them that the babe is long gone , what if she tells them all this story. Do u know how derepping it will be ?

fvck them. you answer to no one. no one was there when karashika with her wet hair almost killed you. move on. if they ask you seperated. simple

dairykidd:


lol..really they both went too far to be honest but if were i would leave d door locked till she fainted n be all 32's when she wakes up so next time she would shy away frm playing that way...just kidding o!

lol..abeg no try am oo...never underestimate the power of a woman..if she do her own back ehn

sumborri:
how, do u know I thought I would give up the ghost? And mine lasted a longer time cos at most I locked her inside for 5mins or thereabouts. And I haven't ever pranked her before, yet she pranked me first. Anyway I have learnt not to play rough play with women as they don't know the rules. Shouldn't have bothered revenging.

I played a prank on a lady too in my early years in Uni. She was supposed to be my girl then but with that prank I lost her completely. Ladies dont play by the rule. pele tie oooo. hahahahahahahahahaah. Don't bother begging her again because you will hear emotional with cussing kind of talks; unless u want to be zombified u can.

slimthugchimee:
were did this village man comeout from....here at my side in enugu...there is light well well....i get about 15 to 17 hrs of light per day

Bro 15 to 17 hrs light is still someone else's village...dont you think? There should be 24hrs light if we were sincere to eachother in this country.


And I live in lagos ...10min drive from govtn house

makydebbie:
lol..i'm one nerd who loves reading..i'm cool..you?

I am...(takes your hand while still bowing and kiss it) good now

After begging her and apologize, if she refuses to bulge, guy you got to move on.

makydebbie:
lol..abeg no try am oo...never underestimate the power of a woman..if she do her own back ehn

Lol..That means we go prank ouselves tire cos i cant loose na

solepager:


I am...(takes your hand while still bowing and kiss it) good now

lol(blushes to coma)

Advice to op.

Take a complete break from her and her friends and family.

No calls, SMS, watsapp fb etc for at least 2 months. lf there is no desperation from her to know whatzup wt u then u know she's gone 4 real.

Just pretend u don't exist for 2 months

LMAO. First to do no dey pain nau. But 20 rats and a bucket of cockroaches! Haba, just one rat sef can freak one out, talk more 20, with roaches also doing their own, locked with one in a room.
If she really loves you and sees you are truly sorry and I think you should go through her mom, don't worry she'll come around. If she doesn't, move on.

dairykidd:


Lol..That means we go prank ouselves tire cos i cant loose na

you suppose date my elder sis..you go hear am!

sumborri:
but it wasn't even my idea. It was my friend oh. She isn't speaking with him too. But look at it, I have never played a prank on her. I am not a prank person. She started it all. Me sef would have died from her own. I have sent messages tire , called and yet no head way. I just feel she is being unfair to me. Knowing its a prank. Do you know when last I cried ? She made me cry, made me faint, yet I forgave. I feel cheated sef.

You messed up big time. You should have broken up with her immediately you regained your consciousness at the hospital. Sincerely I can't take that from any woman irrespective of the velocity of luv I have for her. What if u lost it completely in the process.

Guy, if u go listen to my advice o, kindly free that babe. There's high chance of her not making a good wife, a woman like this can kill and she is so full of herself. I hate selfish laides, she started it, yea she has the right to be angry, but she also should be sincere enough to admit she caused it too. So, if she keeps ignoring you, guy free her, if she comes back, fine. But if she doesn't, bros, move own, your life doesn't revolve around hers, and probably she was never yours. We atimes see signs pointing to the hidden bad attributes a partner possesses, but we often become sentimental on such issues and ignore them only to be faced with them after marriage.

Punder on this, there are better girls out there, you've got to man up less a woman control you and dictate how you ought to live your life.

My $0.2

Smellymouth:
Girls want to be held and to be told they are beautiful and loved, they don't want to be scared to death by the ones they love.

What you did maybe was a little extreme, but you did it and you can't really take it back, but what you can do is put in your man card and beg her for her to forgive you....if she is worth it.

Why not talk to her telling her you are sorry and that you meant it as a joke yet you went to far..

At least try to show her that you didn't mean any harm that if there was harm to be done to her, you would be there to harm them.

Good luck

like seriously.. Smellymouth post this? Was expecting those funny pictures

makydebbie:
lol(blushes to coma)

Lol...don't be...my imaginations could run crazy most times...(I've sent you a pm...*looking at your face adoring*)

Lol

@ sumborri, what kin play be that?

You are both at fault. Your fiancée takes the bigger blame though.

You could have died...what if you hit your head when you fell (after losing consciousness)? . Now she dey vex because she was paid back in her own coin...

This just shows the dynamics of your relationship/marriage. She will expect you to always forgive her (whenever she errs), but will find it difficult to forgive you...

Start to ignore her (maybe the attention is making her head 'swell'), if she does not reach out, then start to think about moving on...

Hubby and I even made a pact about not playing life threatening (expensive) pranks/jokes on each other to avoid stories that touch.

solepager:


Bross...Wetin u dey call for. E don happen e don happen. If you really want her back go to her place and make a tent there for a whole day. The last time I really pissed off my fiance. I went to her place when i was free and knew shes home and spent the whole day with her mom and siblings. She didn't speak to me all through the day. But I made a bit progress with her parents regarding what went wrong. SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO STOOP TO CONQUER

yeah and other times walking away is just d best option kos reconciliation wud just be a waste of time and energy

Lolz! If say una marry una 4 be Mr and Mrs smith

Many things I have read here has opened my eyes to something. Life is truly unfair. I have never ever pranked a lady before and don't really like that shit. She did it first and it really broke me down. Yet she has blamed me, her mum has blamed me, her friends have blamed me, many here have blamed me and yet till today she still hasn't come to terms with forgiving me. Well in life one must learn to bear some shame and walk away.

Since its all my fault as responses here have shown, nobody wants to see that she pranked me first and that the prank I did wasn't even my idea. I will accept the blames and abuses and move on with my life. Many may not realise it but what if I saw a weapon dat night and I killed her, I will be in jail now still blamed by everyone.

This is why I don't do pranks, yet my first prank cost me this much. Losing someone hurts and sure this hurts me, but enough of me feeling bad about myself. It happened, I am the only agressor, she is the victim. No wahala since this is how the world works. Have learnt a big lesson. Thanks

makydebbie:
same with me i wont forgive easily..you took ur prank to a different level...can you compare ur prank to her own?.

My dear,na the same.the two pranks no be am at all.
Imagine waking up at the middle of the night with someone w hearing white,tryinga kill u,its even worse.at least rats can't kill physically tho

solepager:


Lol...don't be...my imaginations could run crazy most times...(I've sent you a pm...*looking at your face adoring*)

thanks

Locotech:


Bro 15 to 17 hrs light is still someone else's village...dont you think? There should be 24hrs light if we were sincere to eachother in this country.


And I live in lagos ...10min drive from govtn house

my apologies about the village thingy


what am trying to say is that the theory you are trying to use and prove he is lying is very well possible

sumborri:
how, do u know I thought I would give up the ghost? And mine lasted a longer time cos at most I locked her inside for 5mins or thereabouts. And I haven't ever pranked her before, yet she pranked me first. Anyway I have learnt not to play rough play with women as they don't know the rules. Shouldn't have bothered revenging.

Still saying "she started first" indicates being childish , apologize without mentioning what she did first.

joe4christ:


You messed up big time. You should have broken up with her immediately you regained your consciousness at the hospital. Sincerely I can't take that from any woman irrespective of the velocity of luv I have for her. What if u lost it completely in the process.

Guy, if u go listen to my advice o, kindly free that babe. There's high chance of her not making a good wife, a woman like this can kill and she is so full of herself. I hate selfish laides, she started it, yea she has the right to be angry, but she also should be sincere enough to admit she caused it too. So, if she keeps ignoring you, guy free her, if she comes back, fine. But if she doesn't, bros, move own, your life doesn't revolve around hers, and probably she was never yours. We atimes see signs pointing to the hidden bad attributes a partner possesses, but we often become sentimental on such issues and ignore them only to be faced with them after marriage.

Punder on this, there are better girls out there, you've got to man up less a woman control you and dictate how you ought to live your life.

My $0.2

I intend to do that, no point crying over spilled milk. Will bear the shame involved. But I swear down will be careful with women from today onwards. They don't play fair at all. If I had broken up with her when she did hers, it will be like "just because of this small thing, so someone can't play with u again". Anyway thanks

fairygeh:

My dear,na the same.the two pranks no be am at all.
Imagine waking up at the middle of the night with someone w hearing white,tryinga kill u,its even worse.at least rats can't kill physically tho

but the panic can kill oo...if na me i go just look for knife end am oo..at that moment you wont know what to do or how to think sef...