Maglorix:
I have phobia for rats,i can even drop my life savings just to avoid touching 1
buy sum1 has said it all "no girl likes getting hurt by the one they love"
ts gonna take time tho...sorry fam

No make this boys use rat come rob u oo

DexxyAlebs:

Still saying "she started first" indicates being childish , apologize without mentioning what she did first.

how do u apologise to someone who isn't picking ur calls, answering the door when she knows ur the one, not picking ur friends calls and telling her friends the story so they call you and abuse you. How do u apologise to such a person. I am taking a lot of ridicule trying to apologise. Well you don't understand what I have gone through this past week

makydebbie:
you suppose date my elder sis..you go hear am!

Haha,Link am up nw if she no testify..

sumborri:
its the shame bro. I have told people about her, shown her to my family, friends and even work colleague. People waiting for wedding bells. How do I face them that the babe is long gone , what if she tells them all this story. Do u know how derepping it will be ?

Guy, free this babe, I can deduce thus so far that this babe never truly loved you as much as you do love her, it seems she finally found an escape route out of your life for good. Think it through, you know her better than anyone here, you're just been blinded by your affection for her. Just let it go, if u continue to beg like this, begging a woman to stay with you, bro be rest assured you'll continue to beg her all the days of your life, she will always expect you to beg her before she even perform her duty as a wife. Thats not the kind of woman I wanna spend the rest of your life with. You don't beg a lady that much, leave her, if she doesn't come looking for you, then move on already. Cos I still can't figure out how a lady who claims to love you ignore your plea and that of your friends and even shut the door at them. Its obvious she either is temperamental or done with you... let it go!

sumborri:
Many things I have read here has opened my eyes to something. Life is truly unfair. I have never ever pranked a lady before and don't really like that shit. She did it first and it really broke me down. Yet she has blamed me, her mum has blamed me, her friends have blamed me, many here have blamed me and yet till today she still hasn't come to terms with forgiving me. Well in life one must learn to bear some shame and walk away.

Since its all my fault as responses here have shown, nobody wants to see that she pranked me first and that the prank I did wasn't even my idea. I will accept the blames and abuses and move on with my life. Many may not realise it but what if I saw a weapon dat night and I killed her, I will be in jail now still blamed by everyone.

This is why I don't do pranks, yet my first prank cost me this much. Losing someone hurts and sure this hurts me, but enough of me feeling bad about myself. It happened, I am the only agressor, she is the victim. No wahala since this is how the world works. Have learnt a big lesson. Thanks

Don't see it that way Bro.
Not everyone here is calling for your head.
Trust me, her prank could cost her a scar if I was the one cos I will use an object on that ghost and not be frightened like you.
Well it has happened this way, don't give up. Also, don't hold on for too long. If this week runs out and she doesn't accept, omo have a drink with your friends and life moves on.
There is nothing to be ashamed of.

Just be thanking your stars say pestle no dey handy at the time of the incident, She would have given you one or two hits on the head with the way she carry this small mata for head like Puff Puff hawker. The only thing that would be unpleasant will be that you might not survive it and I won't be here enjoying this kind of melodious super story

sumborri:
how do u apologise to someone who isn't picking ur calls, answering the door when she knows ur the one, not picking ur friends calls and telling her friends the story so they call you and abuse you. How do u apologise to such a person. I am taking a lot of ridicule trying to apologise. Well you don't understand what I have gone through this past week

How old is she?

sumborri:
Many things I have read here has opened my eyes to something. Life is truly unfair. I have never ever pranked a lady before and don't really like that shit. She did it first and it really broke me down. Yet she has blamed me, her mum has blamed me, her friends have blamed me, many here have blamed me and yet till today she still hasn't come to terms with forgiving me. Well in life one must learn to bear some shame and walk away.

Since its all my fault as responses here have shown, nobody wants to see that she pranked me first and that the prank I did wasn't even my idea. I will accept the blames and abuses and move on with my life. Many may not realise it but what if I saw a weapon dat night and I killed her, I will be in jail now still blamed by everyone.

This is why I don't do pranks, yet my first prank cost me this much. Losing someone hurts and sure this hurts me, but enough of me feeling bad about myself. It happened, I am the only agressor, she is the victim. No wahala since this is how the world works. Have learnt a big lesson. Thanks

You talk too much...

This one strong oooo...... Just give her some thing..... But truth be told u went too extreme and u have got a bad frnds or advicer. Just continue pleading, God help you

dairykidd:

Haha,Link am up nw if she no testify..

na so...this ur scope sha

Brightgem:
But who empties cockroaches in their room/home in d name of a prank? why are u and gf living together? shey una don marry? why wud she prank u like that and not even be sorry? what if u died? Fear can kill. You did wrong too (if this whole buhaahaha is even true sef) but since u hav aologised cool down and let her be, it is still her mother and friends that will advice her to come back. if its meant to be it will find a way... the I lost my fiance part though thought somebody died...

Me sef fear o.they already live together why won't they be praying pranks like this on each other.in a strange kind of way,i don't pity the girl,iono why.

Guy,

Free your mind. Stop having guity conscience. It could even be a blessing in disguise .

My philosophy is if I do something to someone, I should be ready to accept full measure, pressed down, and running over back .

sumborri:
Many things I have read here has opened my eyes to something. Life is truly unfair. I have never ever pranked a lady before and don't really like that shit. She did it first and it really broke me down. Yet she has blamed me, her mum has blamed me, her friends have blamed me, many here have blamed me and yet till today she still hasn't come to terms with forgiving me. Well in life one must learn to bear some shame and walk away.

Since its all my fault as responses here have shown, nobody wants to see that she pranked me first and that the prank I did wasn't even my idea. I will accept the blames and abuses and move on with my life. Many may not realise it but what if I saw a weapon dat night and I killed her, I will be in jail now still blamed by everyone.

This is why I don't do pranks, yet my first prank cost me this much. Losing someone hurts and sure this hurts me, but enough of me feeling bad about myself. It happened, I am the only agressor, she is the victim. No wahala since this is how the world works. Have learnt a big lesson. Thanks

makydebbie:
same with me i wont forgive easily..you took ur prank to a different level...can you compare ur prank to her own?.

Ladies, ladies! Simply sisters under same cloak of flesh!

U mean to tell me that rats n roaches r more deadly than a wet demon in d dark ?

Smh4u

Btw op, u n ur gurl reminds me of a movie !

Yea ,u remember

Neverquit:
Lol

@ sumborri, what kin play be that?

You are both at fault. Your fiancée takes the bigger blame though.

You could have died...what if you hit your head when you fell (after losing consciousness)? . Now she dey vex because she was paid back with her own coin...

This just shows the dynamics of your relationship/marriage. She will expect you to always forgive her (whenever she errs), but will find it difficult to forgive you...

Start to ignore her (maybe the attention is making her head 'swell'), if she does not reach out, then start to think about moving on...

Hubby and I even made a pact about not playing life threatening (expensive) pranks/jokes on each other to avoid stories that touch.

true words. Thanks dear. I have begged to shame. Won't be good for my self esteem to continue begging. Will try and forget her and bear the shame that will come out when people start asking me about her (since I foolishly showed her to eveyone I know). "Prank " my new most hated word

makydebbie:
na so...this ur scope sha

B-)

HARDDON:




Ladies, ladies! Simply sisters under same cloak of flesh!

U mean to tell me that rats n roaches r more deadly than a wet demon in d dark ?

Smh4u

...so what he did was best huh

joe4christ:


Guy, free this babe, I can deduce thus so far that this babe never truly loved you as much as you do love her, it seems she finally found an escape route out of your life for good. Think it through, you know her better than anyone here, you're just been blinded by your affection for her. Just let it go, if u continue to beg like this, begging a woman to stay with you, bro be rest assured you'll continue to beg her all the days of your life, she will always expect you to beg her before she even perform her duty as a wife. Thats not the kind of woman I wanna spend the rest of your life with. You don't beg a lady that much, leave her, if she doesn't come looking for you, then move on already. Cos I still can't figure out how a lady who claims to love you ignore your plea and that of your friends and even shut the door at them. Its obvious she either is temperamental or done with you... let it go!

I will go with done with me. Cos this is the coldest a woman has ever treated me. Haven't stooped this low to beg anyone before. Yet no headway. Well na the shame dey disturb me more when people hear what I did, because I doubt she will tell them wat she did too. Anyway shame hasn't ever killed a man. Will take it and hopefully move forward. Thanks alot

We have similar thoughts.
What if he had pushed/kicked the 'ghost', or hit 'the ghost' hard will something? That fiancée na karishika.

colossus2:

Don't see it that way Bro.
Not everyone here is calling for your head.
Trust me, her prank could cost her a scar if I was the one cos I will use an object on that ghost and not be frightened like you.
Well it has happened this way, don't give up. Also, don't hold on for too long. If this week runs out and she doesn't accept, omo have a drink with your friends and life moves on.
There is nothing to be ashamed of.

Double post.

Your story made me laugh so hard,even though it seems like a comic script at some point. You sound like an amazing couple. It's a good thing to play pranks and get a laugh off each other but rats and cockroaches? You took it a bit too far.

Don't feel cheated cos she's mad you hit back hard. It's a woman's world,they set the rules to play victor or victim. If she's THE GIRL,assemble a better begging team led by her friends and get to work. She will listen,except you are not worth it.

Don't beg her again

Just Get another girl

Later If she ask you tell her it's another prank

No time for mgbati mgbati

colossus2:

How old is she?

she clocked 23 in june. June 6th specifically

OP Haba! Second to do na im dey pain pass oh...

Lemme analyse the OP.

1. U are in lust.
2. U are lusting over her cos she gives u sex
3. U have been carrying her as if ur life depends on her
4. U are feeling incomplete now without her,
5. She will come back but she will always be on top of the relationship cos she can control her feelings but u cant control urs.
6. Dnt u ever fall in Lust again
7. Go n hustle n may real money.
8. Give her time, she will use scope and come back to u bt u wont find the relationship funny as it use to be.

NOTE: Dem never born e-money wife to vex for e-money cos anything e-money does is YES SIR!

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

U could have put urine in her food and called it "prank".. Mtchewww
Hers was so scary I can imagine how u felt...but urs was just so disgusting and irritating... Most women don't like cockroaches... It both scares and disgusts ... If u really have to pay back next time try something more creative and scary ...

Sweeeeeet story.

sumborri:
how do u apologise to someone who isn't picking ur calls, answering the door when she knows ur the one, not picking ur friends calls and telling her friends the story so they call you and abuse you. How do u apologise to such a person. I am taking a lot of ridicule trying to apologise. Well you don't understand what I have gone through this past week

I feel you pain

My point: whenever she gives you a Listening ear don't mention she started first, considering that urs was more dreadful

Smellymouth:

I know that you'll deliver

Hahahahaha. Have you pranked all those your friends too? Don't forget she didn't plan yours alone. She volunteered to be used cos she's closest to you. But what you did to her is funny. I can't stop laughing. She will get over it with time

sumborri:
I will go with done with me. Cos this is the coldest a woman has ever treated me. Haven't stooped this low to beg anyone before. Yet no headway. Well na the shame dey disturb me more when people hear what I did, because I doubt she will tell them wat she did too. Anyway shame hasn't ever killed a man. Will take it and hopefully move forward. Thanks alot

Guy there is nothing here to be ashamed of, uou dony owe anybody, i mean anybody any f^cking explanation. Haba, you no be small pikin na, you dont need to explain to anybody the reason why you both broke up, its non of their business, so long her family with yours are aware ansbyour friends and hers are aware of what actually happened, then let it be, if colleques ask you what happened, just tell them both of u are simply no longer together, and if they still press to know more, just tell them its complicated and you just dony even wanna talk about it...

There comes a time in a mans life where he really need to man up. You are a man and a leader, you cannot afford to continually afford to show iota of weaknesses. It will make people disrespect you.

Guy, go catch fun with your guys, go have some drinks and put her behind you, she is now a history.
But dont be surprise if after ignoring her for a while, you see her seeking your attention once again, ladies can be bitchy atimes. So, it will be left to you to decide if you still want to take her back into your life.

Goodluck bro!

TheCEO1004:
Lemme analyse the OP.

1. U are in lust.
2. U are lusting over her cos she gives u sex
3. U have been carrying her as if ur life depends on her
4. U are feeling incomplete now without her,
5. She will come back but she will always be on top of the relationship cos she can control her feelings but u cant control urs.
6. Dnt u ever fall in Lust again
7. Go n hustle n may real money.
8. Give her time, she will use scope and come back to u bt u wont find the relationship funny as it use to be.

NOTE: Dem never born e-money wife to vex for e-money cos anything e-money does is YES SIR!

Wonderful analysis, your head dey there jare. Well said!

vickylincon:
like seriously.. Smellymo.uth post this? Was expecting those funny pictures