sumborri:
she clocked 23 in june. June 6th specifically

TheCEO1004:
Lemme analyse the OP.

1. U are in lust.
2. U are lusting over her cos she gives u sex
3. U have been carrying her as if ur life depends on her
4. U are feeling incomplete now without her,
5. She will come back but she will always be on top of the relationship cos she can control her feelings but u cant control urs.
6. Dnt u ever fall in Lust again
7. Go n hustle n may real money.
8. Give her time, she will use scope and come back to u bt u wont find the relationship funny as it use to be.

NOTE: Dem never born e-money wife to vex for e-money cos anything e-money does is YES SIR!

girl4rmspace:
You deserve it, i too will get really angry if someone did that to me.

Lots of Rat's and roaches with me locked in a room? That's absurd. You dont deserve her.

And she deserves him right?

All these hypocritical women.

AnalyticEngine:
To be frank OP, wetin u do sweet me small. She got served. Simple. When I read posts like this, it gives me joy to know that there are still guys out there who are not into woman worship. While running amok, you could have probably sustained some injury in the process. Some people could even catch stroke in the process due to shock of seeing such grotesque in the middle of the night and all that would be said afterwards is sorry.
Don't listen to those religious folks saying you were revengeful. You were revengeful but with the aim of flowing with tide. People saying you should have chosen another prank are biased in their judgement. She chose a prank that she felt will get to you and you also carefully planned one that will get to her. Equation balanced. Prank na prank jor. Those rats were treated and harmless My honest advice is that you don't beg her any further. When she gains some sense and analyse the issue, she'd come back if her love for you is sincere.

sumborri:
how, do u know I thought I would give up the ghost? And mine lasted a longer time cos at most I locked her inside for 5mins or thereabouts. And I haven't ever pranked her before, yet she pranked me first. Anyway I have learnt not to play rough play with women as they don't know the rules. Shouldn't have bothered revenging.

sumborri:
I will go with done with me. Cos this is the coldest a woman has ever treated me. Haven't stooped this low to beg anyone before. Yet no headway. Well na the shame dey disturb me more when people hear what I did, because I doubt she will tell them wat she did too. Anyway shame hasn't ever killed a man. Will take it and hopefully move forward. Thanks alot

EOOJ:
just a prank ko Wat if he had had heart attack in the process As a result of panic or wateva? Would u call it just a prank....hmmmmm

Smellymouth:

Neverquit:
Guy,

Free your mind. Stop having guity conscience. It could even be a blessing in disguise .

My philosophy is if I do something to someone, I should be ready to accept full measure, pressed down, and running over back .

papauju:
if you are a boy what will you do?

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

makydebbie:
do you know how she felt too...you shouldnt have considered pay back....it was just a prank..

AgricSalt:


Sumborri I hope this is a joke. If it is then I must say it's funny and creative

But if it's not, then you need to work on your presumptuousness and logic.

Because if you say she has phobia for rats and cockroaches, you could have used atmost one rat and three cockroaches. Instead you littered the room with them and even bolted it.

That act can give someone a panic attack to the level that it can lead to a panic attack disorder.

By the way, this is not a suitable retaliation for someone you claim to love. Remember she pranked you for claiming to not scare easily. But you pranked her with something she has phobia for. It's was a great health risk. She could have fainted and died.

AgricSalt:


Sumborri I hope this is a joke. If it is then I must say it's funny and creative

But if it's not, then you need to work on your presumptuousness and logic.

Because if you say she has phobia for rats and cockroaches, you could have used atmost one rat and three cockroaches. Instead you littered the room with them and even bolted it.

That act can give someone a panic attack to the level that it can lead to a panic attack disorder.

By the way, this is not a suitable retaliation for someone you claim to love. Remember she pranked you for claiming to not scare easily. But you pranked her with something she has phobia for. It was a great health risk. She could have fainted and died.

ifyboi:
a lady pranking her man that way does she even love him? does she enjoy seeing him cry like a baby? shamelessly, infront of other people i doubt if she even likes you @ op . i would end that relationship immediately if i were in your shoes. i would take it if male friends do that to me, but not my girl. i mean crying damn! that girl doesn't give a rat's azz about you. make she go jare.

and to all you hypocritical e-diots, GTH!

Fawklicant:


She even took a big risk with her prank! If I woke up and someone dressed in white was fighting me, I would hqve knocked the beejeepas outta them while making my escape.

makydebbie:
same with me i wont forgive easily..you took ur prank to a different level...can you compare ur prank to her own?.

in all ramification,tell me what makes op pranks more dangerous eh?

AgricSalt:


Yes really. When I first read her prank I shivered. But she is not here to be advised.

But Sumborri's own is extreme.

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.