went to see my boo yesterday, her mum and dad are no longer together for years now! i dey palor dey chill thats how her mum entered, oboy she make sense! This was the first time i was going to my gf house so i have never seen her mum before, but i just bone! later na the woman come wear leggings come outside with polo top SEE YANSH, na so i lose interest for my gf body oo, now eh i don collect the woman number! i dey reason to run matters, wetin una think BAD GUYS SHOW ME ROAD, cause i no fit remove the tot of the woman BIG YANSH FROM MY MIND

if you continue this way your momma will regret given birth to you.

lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this

now you need to put the tot in her head and allow her to get comfortable with it. matured women are very mindful of shame, so when you take her out dont hide or act ashamed make her feel as if she is ur woman! allow her to question your intentions and correct them herself (noo he is my daughters bf) in her mind and gradually get comfortable with the idea of you and her being together
now you need an awkward moment with her to trigger ur target, lets me just take it that she doesn't drink( will have be easier if she does)
when she is in ur car tell her to please change the the track of the cd playing, now since ure close to her that request shouldn't be weird
when she places her hand on the radio to change it quickly place ur hands on hers form teasing her that she doesn't know how to do it! place ur hand on hers on the radio and allow it to linger for some seconds!
if you dont have a car, you guys are friends take her for a walk at the beach then hold her hand! if she relaxes and doesn't take away her hand
congratulation you have won her!

2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this
will modify later with the rest am at work!!!!

How fly no go support shit

2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this
will modify later with the rest am at work!!!!

broda i dey feel you! abeg do come finish am, correct man

...

You want to literally be a mothafukka.

Congrats.

foolinlove:
...

You want to literally be a mothafukka.

Congrats.

My sister no be so oooo, the woman is on point! its not like i love the daughter or am married to her!

2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this
will modify later with the rest am at work!!!!

David am really disappointed! for you to understand him and even try to guide him, am sure that u have done that before!!!
honestly its even irritating to think off! what is wrong with you men?

curvysola:

David am really disappointed! for you to understand him and even try to guide him, am sure that u have done that before!!!
honestly its even irritating to think off! what is wrong with you men?

wetin dey do this one? abeg comot here! when girls dey go after person papa, who talk? una go dey form holy! can you swear that you have never dated an old man?

annoyingman:


wetin dey do this one? abeg comot here! when girls dey go after person papa, who talk? una go dey form holy! can you swear that you have never dated an old man?

something is clearly wrong with you! even if you should have such dirty tots, is it right to be polluting peoples mind with that mindset
i feel really sorry for you! i blame and also feel sorry for ur gf!!

I can bet my precious balls..the bae's momma is Yoruba.. OP..I lie?

Tomaxzyn1:
I can bet my precious balls..the bae's momma is Yoruba..
OP..I lie?

my brother! na yoruba oooo, be like say na yansh den take they carry them when them small, cause their yansh always dey long

To be frank my g nigga, be a man tell it to her face that you admire her a lot. Who knows, she may have the same feeling as you. But broda,On the other hand I'll give you my point of view..... if small boy dey kill small smal fish and he dey chop am alone,when him go kill bigger one he no go fit finish am oh. #becareful.

Una too like to pass judgement anyhow this's a free world. Bro do what makes u happy jor

JixNation:
if you continue this way your momma will regret given birth to you.

oga shift! una too dey form holy, someone like you fit dey olosho spot dey write this nonsense so, oboy face front

patjane:
Una too like to pass judgement anyhow this's a free world. Bro do what makes u happy jor

better person!!! see as your name fine like your face!

Idiot

stigmond:
To be frank my g nigga, be a man tell it to her face that you admire her a lot. Who knows, she may have the same feeling as you. But broda,On the other hand I'll give you my point of view..... if small boy dey kill small smal fish and he dey chop am alone,when him go kill bigger one he no go fit finish am oh. #becareful.

ova my gf is 26, so her mama go be like 50 besides she get brothers those ones they smoke! u try ooo, if them beat me now! and them put the news online adviser nowanmagbe like you go dey laugh
best way wen sure na as my bros on top talk! slowly like a snake

babyhrt:
Idiot

na your name be that?
hello idiot, how you dey na?

annoyingman:

oga shift! una too dey form holy, someone like you fit dey olosho spot dey write this nonsense so, oboy face front

I'm not saying I'm holy bingo.

but you're not having the real senses.

downloading of senses is free at Google play store

curvysola:

David am really disappointed! for you to understand him and even try to guide him, am sure that u have done that before!!!
honestly its even irritating to think off! what is wrong with you men?

oh common!
its a forum!
maybe he wants to marry her! who knows

JixNation:


I'm not saying I'm holy bingo.

but you're not having the real senses.

downloading of senses is free at Google play store

see as ur insult dry!!! Oga hamathan abeg i take god beg you december neva reach, no talk again

myfantasies:
How fly no go support shit

seriously so someone wants to do something its wrong for me to help!
what if he wants to marry her?

annoyingman:

see as ur insult dry!!! Oga hamathan abeg i take god beg you december neva reach, no talk again

okay bingo

JixNation:


okay bingo

maybe for una house, na so una dey call eachother! but for outside cage, WE human beings don't address eachother like that!

2BB4CB3E:

seriously so someone wants to do something its wrong for me to help!
what if he wants to marry her?

Bro how far na? u dey reply woman! i dey wait oooooo

After reading the post and comments on this thread, I can only but SMH.....especially that of one bad bros wey dey up there, God get ur no. As for d OP, ur case dey with the fulani herdsmen and bokoharam, just kontinew ok, kontinew

hw about this...
just tell ur gf ' hey sweetie, pls i wanna fvvck ur moma's jiggling ass, what can i do?'
#madman.

allytinted:
After reading the post and comments on this thread, I can only but SMH.....especially that of one bad bros wey dey up there, God get ur no. As for d OP, ur case dey with the fulani herdsmen and bokoharam, just kontinew ok, kontinew

my brother! no wahala even isis self fit come but make dem wait till i don dey with the woman first!
ur kontinew dey make rice and stew hungry me

geni340:
hw about this...
just tell ur gf ' hey sweetie, pls i wanna fvvck ur moma's jiggling ass, what can i do?'
#madman.

hmmm fine girl
see as your face be like chicken yansh

Bro u said she is divorced ryt den she must rily be wanting and desperate so make her come to u go to their place often bcum familiar wit ha nd wen she don fall finish u can smack dat ass all dey bro good luck

oga op.. I hail ooo... abeg u fit reason me d woman number?


ehen ... and guy ..b kful of wah u say here oo... d moda or Ur babe fit dey here ...