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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by claremont(m): 9:30am On Jul 12, 2016
Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Young man, girlfriends are Overrated. You're missing nothing. Most of the people you see walking round with their ladies are in serious pain and would prefer seeing their shadow next to them instead. . .

Take it, or, leave it.
[/color]
Good to see you here again. I remember when this section of Nairaland used to be the bomb back in the day, with people like yourself, 190, Goldielucks, pweety4me, Mynd, Dyt e.t.c. I hardly even visit this section again.
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Rukkydelta(f): 9:39am On Jul 12, 2016
jhasper:
. lol
cheesy Girlfriend and Boyfriend is same as High Blood Pressure
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by olagbemi118(m): 9:45am On Jul 12, 2016
jhasper:
sometimes I walk round, I see guys with their ladies. and I look who is next to me, the only person I see is my shadow.
.
.
I can't bear this pain any more!!!!
in this age where blind men have two wives... See ya life. Anyway having a girlfriend is not the ultimate
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Sexxkillz: 9:56am On Jul 12, 2016
claremont:
Good to see you here again. I remember when this section of Nairaland used to be the bomb back in the day, with people like yourself, 190, Goldielucks, pweety4me, Mynd, Dyt e.t.c. I hardly even visit this section again.
[color=#000030]More surprised to see you. The days of those love debates.[/color]
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jubrealguy(m): 9:57am On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
i got confused after d shey
lolz.....i know na, confusion is d reason u saying sh!ts like replacing a gal wit plastic
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:04am On Jul 12, 2016
hoshodie:
Hay God!! lipsrsealed
Just because I want to marry a fine geh I must possess all this attributes shocked

Well no p sad

Tall?....I'm very tall sef 7ft and still counting

Spanish?... My grandfather's sister's brother's cousin is Spanish so u have gat no problem grin

Muscular?... Dnt worry we will talk about that 1 later

Packs?...I have 9 ATM..Buh i m still thinking of increasing very soon..Buh dnt worry after awa marriage we will hit the gym together..

Otedola is my uncle so u have no problem

August alsina learnt from me ..

*yawns *drops pen

At least now we re good to go right??
Lmfao...grin



for now... yeap!

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by hertz9te(m): 10:04am On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
You're the one doing yourself since you can get a girl if you like

You can buy her with money

You can get a primitive girl and bring her upto standard that way She'll be indepted to you

You can man up, throw the self pity and low self esteem away, swag up, step up your game, hit the street and woo a girl

Or you can just buy a doll and pretend its human
ah prefer that doll
part
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:10am On Jul 12, 2016
Estharfabian:
Lmfao...grin



for now... yeap!

*kneels down
*brings out the $10,000 worth diamond ring.
*coughs
*sighs
Estharfabian will u marry me?


Marriage gangan oo not babymama grin
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 10:18am On Jul 12, 2016
hertz9te:
ah prefer that doll
part
you see? Different strokes for different folks
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 10:20am On Jul 12, 2016
jubrealguy:
lolz.....i know na, confusion is d reason u saying sh!ts like replacing a gal wit plastic
its not confusion its a valid choice he could make, but since you dont comprehend easily i wont stress it
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by RichieDaVinci01(m): 10:20am On Jul 12, 2016
People are trying to jump out of relationships you wan' beee Enter
Oya go come
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by callmemuzby(m): 10:23am On Jul 12, 2016
Where are the fairy-god mothers? Come and grant his wish o
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 11:08am On Jul 12, 2016
hoshodie:
*kneels down *brings out the $10,000 worth diamond ring. *coughs *sighs Estharfabian will u marry me?

Marriage gangan oo not babymama grin
Just $10k ...huh?


I'm nuh marrying again o! sad
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 11:55am On Jul 12, 2016
Estharfabian:
Just $10k ...huh?



I'm nuh marrying again o! sad

Ahahah shocked
$10k lounloun

OK no p
Let me goan buy anoda 1 of $100kk.

*clears throat
*brings out the 24 carat gold $100k ring
Estharfabian will u marry me?
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody:

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by abbeyology88(m): 1:24pm On Jul 12, 2016
SkinnyDude:
chai see wetin dey bother my fellow man!!! some people no get ambition for life... so na gf go GIVE you joy and satisfaction.. as for me, so long as I'm sexually satisfied, I don't Give a fvck about gf..
Guy, you head scatter for there. I no knw wetin GF wan offer a guy.
Putting T & C on me b4 I can pound her kitty Kat, all for love sake.

GirFriend ko GirlFRIED ni.
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jubrealguy(m): 3:07pm On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
its not confusion its a valid choice he could make, but since you dont comprehend easily i wont stress it
kuku insult me na
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by donkelvin10(m): 3:31pm On Jul 12, 2016
I AM DON KELVIN BY NAME AND I AM SERIOUSLY AVAILABLE FOR A TRUE RELATIONSHIP @ +2348183399186. THANKS
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 3:34pm On Jul 12, 2016
jubrealguy:
kuku insult me na
why would i, you're a nice guy cheesy
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jubrealguy(m): 5:03pm On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
why would i, you're a nice guy cheesy
grin
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