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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 1:18pm On Jul 09, 2016
CHAPTER FIVE

1. We all agreed that Earthus, the mother of the earth, should plant her pulling force into the earth so that anything we throw up might return to earth again.

2. Earthus agreed to help us out and so she passed some powers into the soils.

3. And so we made some creatures- beasts of different kinds and when they jumped up or fly up, they do not keep moving up until they vanished because the pull of Mother Earthus's force always brought them down back.

4. However, Nymphidis always wanted to take control of the earth from Earthus.

5. He was jealous of the single power of Earthus which pulls all earthly things back.

6. Largas began to make birds again in their thousands but lo, his birds all came crashing down from lofty heights because of the pulling force of Earthus buried in the soils.

7. Largas was grieved and then he complained.

8. Nymphidis was the first to present to us that Earthus should be judged because of this.

9. She planted her force in the soil for to destroy everything we have created, Nymphidis accused her.

10. Earthus wept sorely but I, Eartum, consoled her.

11. Weep not Earthus for no hair of your body shall fall to the earth because of this.

12. Earthus was greatly consoled by my suiting words.

13. And it came to pass after our creatures have become multitude in number, that the thing began to grieve Nymphidis.

14. The creatures which resulted from the great bang were two millions in number, but only few of them were Homos.

15. The Homos were very gigantic in stature. They were all males like us, except for Earthus.

16. It grieved Nymphidis because the beasts and Homos that resulted from the great bang were contending with the ones we created.

17. Nymphidis wanted both all the beasts and Earthus destroyed once and for all. He loathed their sight.

18. Nymphidis began to influence Largas and they charged Earthus for the murder of their creatures, especially the birds which fell down from lofty heights and all die without an exception.

19. Largas demanded to get back all his dead birds alive from Earthus according to the advice of Nymphidis.

20. They took Earthus and hanged her hair on the longest tree made by Chimides.

21. I, Eartum stood between them to plead for her cause and to make known to them that instead of cutting off her first life, we had better ask her to uproot the pulling force she planted.

22. They listened to my advice and asked Earthus to pull out her force. She did.

23. However, it was not better for us because Largas' birds soon disappeared within a short period of time.

24. Even our creatures disappeared too whenever they attempted jumping.

25. When Euchlydes lost his lovely pet Homo, he began to seek for Earthus to plant back her force into the soil.

26. Largas and Nymphidis realised their mistakes and begged her to plant back the force.

27. An agreement was made this time between Earthus and us all that we shall not lay our hands on her if the force backfired.

28. Earthus also agreed to let the force remain forever beneath the earth.

29. Then at this time did Largas make some birds successfully by giving them light wings like ours, as well as designing their bodies in a way to give them resistance from the pulling force of Earthus.

30. He made the tepex materials as light as possible before moulding his birds. All these were the advice I gave to him.

31. Now Largas' bird soared in the sky without crashing down or flying off the earth permanently.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 8:57pm On Jul 09, 2016
1. Who planted her pulling force into the earth?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 9:01pm On Jul 09, 2016
Earthus
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 9:13pm On Jul 09, 2016
keandre:
Earthus
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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 9:18pm On Jul 09, 2016
2. Who wanted to take control of the earth from Earth's?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 9:19pm On Jul 09, 2016
nymphidis
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 9:23pm On Jul 09, 2016
geoworldedu:
nymphidis
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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 9:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
3. . It grieved Nymphidis because the beasts and Homos that resulted from the great bang were --------------- with the ones we created.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 9:31pm On Jul 09, 2016
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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 9:31pm On Jul 09, 2016
contending
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 9:32pm On Jul 09, 2016
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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 9:35pm On Jul 09, 2016
4. Who advised the sons of God to uproot the pulling force rather than killing Earthus?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by ebiagtales: 9:36pm On Jul 09, 2016
Eartum
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 9:36pm On Jul 09, 2016
eartum
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 9:38pm On Jul 09, 2016
ebiagtales:
Eartum
3pts
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 3:23pm On Jul 13, 2016
CHAPTER SIX

1. Millions of years had passed and we all remained how we were.

2. Whatever was made do not grow older or multiply and things do not die except a force is responsible for its death.

3. We, the six priests who explored the earth, with the exception of Murmoh, have all made several creatures for our pleasure.

4. It was Chaleb who amazed us all by creating tiny creatures which the eyes of every other creatures of the great bang could not see.

5. Even the beasts and the birds we made were all not able to see the tiny creatures created by Chaleb. Even Mother Earthus could not see the creatures because she was also a product of the great bang.

6. I Eartum preferred the waters and I made many fishes into the seas and oceans. They were as harmless as cool breeze when I made them.

7. Murmoh was the only son of God who refused to put his brain to work.

8. He refused to raise a finger to create something.

9. Nymphidis created fire. He was so much glad with his creations. He also created forces which slaps against each other to produce sparkles when there was rain of water upon the earth.

10. Chaleb also made tiny insects which the eyes can see. They have wings too which are even lighter than those of the birds.

11. They were not also affected by the force of Earthus.

12. Ephradite wondered why all the living creatures that flew off the earth and fell back to us when Earthus pulled them back were all frozen dead even before they landed on the soil.

13. Ephradite felt something must be responsible for their death up in space. He took one of his creatures in his hands and flew to space.

14. (Ephradite specialised in creating creeping beasts).

15. Ephradite created a very long creeping beast without legs and took it with him to space.

16. The beast died while up in space and Ephradite angrily threw it down from space.

17. The elongated beast fell into Nymphidis' cultivated garden and some of its kinds as offspring came out of it unknown to Nymphidis. Then they hid in the garden of Nymphidis.

18. Nymphidis at the first time loathed the appearance of the elongated thing which was serpent.

19. When Ephradite first made the serpents, Nymphidis complained grievously and set some of them on fire.

20. He had great phobias for them which no one understood why.

21. It was for the intent of destroying Ephradite's serpent that Nymphidis made the first fire he made.

22. Ephradite returned to earth to take some beasts with him. He took some serpents and also begged Euclydes to take some of the beasts and homos he made with him to space.

28. Ephradite took two homos named Galina and Emanor by Euclydes. He took his serpents called Luzor and Ahaim with him also. He also decided to take some very tiny reptiles with him, which he made also. He wrapped them in a leaf. Then he took a bird named Parakreet by Largas.

29. Ephradite soared skyward and got to space. Not long Galina and Emanor dropped to the earth first. Lo, they were cold-dead.

30. The bird named Parakreet was also let down from space because it was cold-dead too. Soon the serpents fell and Nymphidis sent fire to consume them immediately, dead or not.

31. We began to expect Ephradite to let down the worms he took with him in the leaves. Lo, we didn't see them fall.

32. Did they survive the killing effect of space? we began to ask ourselves the questions.

33. We expected Ephradite to return to tell us that the worms(the shelly ones and the non-shelly ones) survived in space but it was not so.

34. When we thought that it was Ephradite we found returning to earth, we were shocked when an object from space landed powerfully into the earth and went deep into the soil.

35. More of these objects began to fall to the earth, killing many of our beast.

36. A massive one fell on the tip of mother Earthus' toenails and chopped off her long toenails. She cried in pain.

37. Soon Ephradite returned from space with a grieved face.

38. We immediately held him at ransom, for we thought that he was the one who threw down the stars, comets and asteroids which had fallen straight into the core of the earth.

39. Ephradite denied this and said he saw them fall too.

40. My worms had fallen! Ephradite lamented. They were the only ones who survived the space while I was up there. I threw down the rest of the beasts when they died.

41. But only my worms survived. They didn't die, the shelly ones and the non-shelly ones. The leaves into which I kept them loosed and they split off the leaves to different directions.

42. Nymphidis got angry at Ephradite for mentioning the worms when actually the earth was endangered by the fall of the stars and other bodies in space.

43. How is a worm so important to us than all these creatures which are dead?

44. Behold, If I get hold of your worms, I shall put them in the unquenchable fire which I have begun to make! Nymphidis said in fury.

45. You dare not! Ephradite defied him. I need to have my worms so I can know why they survived the space.

46. And so Ephradite searched for years for his worms thereafter but could not find them.

CHAPTER SEVEN
THE FIRSTBORN OF THE LIVING

1. Mother Earthus was fed up with the intimidations of Nymphidis such that she decided to walk far away from him.

2. We, the sons of God, begged her to stay and she obliged. However, I suggested to her that she reduced her pulling force buried in the earth such that its impact does not go too far.

3. Earthus agreed and decreased the impact of the force by two-third such that the impact do not get felt in the second stairs of space.

4. Nymphidis soon began to compel Murmoh to approach Earthus and lie with her (in those days no one had lain with the opposite gender).

5. Murmoh was afraid to do it until Nymphidis convinced him to do it.

6. I heard Reverad when he said that this is acceptable to him, Nymphidis said.

7. But he mentioned your name, not Murmoh's name. He said that you should do it, not Murmoh, Chimides defended Murmoh his friend.

8. Yes the great Reverad said so, but I feel that since Murmoh has done nothing all his life, then this should be his first feat, Nymphidis said.

9. Now Nymphidis was only clever, for he feared doing it himself.

10. Nymphidis convinced us all into accepting that Murmoh was the right son of God to do that.

11. Murmoh wept and trembled as he entered in with Mother Earthus and slept with her, thereby taking away her long-kept virginity.

12. Murmoh was cold after doing it and he wept as he felt great power had gone out of him. He told it to us and we all laughed.

13. How was the taste of it? Nymphidis asked playfully.

14. I felt I have lost some of my powers, Murmoh complained.

15. What use is power to you, O Murmoh? Nymphidis raised up his voice. You only store power without using them.

16. Murmoh kept silent for a week in sorrow for he felt guilty doing it with Earthus.

17. Earthus soon began to have her womb rise up and we feared that the liquid released into her body by Murmoh was only a poison to her soul.

18. We were all amazed when a giant homo with furs arose. Earthus had given birth.

19. The furs were dark like scarlet and the creature seemed too ugly for our liking. He had some resemblance to Murmoh who was black in complexion too(the only one among us who was having a dark complexion).

20. Thus we had the first homo to be born by flesh and not by the impact of the bang. He is called Faulkin, the firstborn of all creatures.

21. Faulkin was of great stature as he grew. Soon we began to see Mother Earthus' womb rise again after a while.

22. We had no idea who impregnated her this time around but Murmoh said he had no idea who did this at this time.

23. Mother Earthus herself testified that she did not know who slept with her because she was probably drunk with wine from Chimides' vineyard.

24. It went down thus until Earthus gave birth to a female of her kind. She looked fair and beautiful enough that we were all tempted to claim it as ours.

25. Nymphidis and Ephradite claimed they own it. Chimides claimed it too but I and Murmoh kept silent about it.

26. A great conflict ensued between Euchlydes and Nymphidis over the ownership of baby Waldis, according to the name she was called by Mother Earthus herself.

27. Faulkin himself loved baby Waldis so much that he fell in love with her.

28. Euchlydes and Nymphidis fought over the ownership of Waldis for over a decade.

29. Nymphidis fought with fire, thunder and lightnings while Euchlydes fought majorly with his reptiles--serpents and worms.

30. In the fight, Nymphidis set his fire on Euchlydes' serpents and worm but only the serpents died while the worms survived.

31. Euchlydes began to think that the same thing which killed his beasts in space must have been responsible for the death of the serpents in the fire, but his worms did not die again in the fire too.

32. Their fights ended after Faulkin and Waldis were suddenly discovered missing.

33. Nymphidis thought Faulkin must have taken Waldis away into a faraway place for her safety, but I, Eartum, thought Faulkin must have taken her away to have her as his own alone because I perceived he loved her greatly.

34. Earthus mourned the loss of her children for days which rolled into years.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 3:26pm On Jul 13, 2016
1. Which son of God refused to put his brain to work?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 3:27pm On Jul 13, 2016
Murmoh
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 3:27pm On Jul 13, 2016
geoworldedu:
Murmoh
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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 6:04pm On Jul 13, 2016
2. Who made tiny creatures unseen by the eyes of the homos?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 6:05pm On Jul 13, 2016
Chaleb
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Ganjafama(m): 6:23pm On Jul 13, 2016
geoworldedu:
Chaleb
How do you usually do it? Otem made his post at 6:04 and you replied at 6:05. What's the secret?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 8:00pm On Jul 13, 2016
Ganjafama:
How do you usually do it? Otem made his post at 6:04 and you replied at 6:05. What's the secret?
I am always watching out for his posts. I refresh often whenever I see him viewing the thread.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by nuelzy: 11:23pm On Jul 13, 2016
otemanuduno:
2. Who made tiny creatures unseen by the eyes of the homos?
chaleb
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Nobody: 6:58am On Jul 15, 2016
cool
Are your students getting slow?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 8:41am On Jul 15, 2016
3. Which of the sons of God did not raise his finger to create something?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by ebiagtales: 8:43am On Jul 15, 2016
Murmoh
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 8:44am On Jul 15, 2016
ebiagtales:
Murmoh
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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 8:45am On Jul 15, 2016
4. Which of the sons of God on earth was the first to have sex?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 8:46am On Jul 15, 2016
Murmoh
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 8:48am On Jul 15, 2016
geoworldedu:
Murmoh
12pts
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 8:50am On Jul 15, 2016
5. How did Murmoh feel after having sex?
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