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abbas99:
Guess driving an drinkin is WHISKEY

Whiskey especially at the bend on route 33, maybe I'll rather walk like Johnny Walker

I'm standing at the PEAK of a COAST with THREE CROWNS on.

Milky

A lunatic who jumps in front of a moving train has loco motives

Thread gone silent,who's up for some popular movie line puns

My dad was a humble & submissive gentleman who by profession, indulged in the design and construction of public infrastructures, he was a "Servile engineer"... (Lord bless his soul)

Holuwarphemmy:
ED has no girlfriend because SHEE RAN away

Ed sheeran ......musician

Been a while we heard from BRUNO too. Maybe he's in MARS now. Same goes for TUNECHI. His music has WAYNEd. His fall from grace to grass was DRAKEstic.

Someone CT6 was impounded this morning. According to an illiterate eyewitness it was a "Cadillac arrest"

Every Gay politician has a "Man date"

'I am not in danger I am d danger'...
I'm d coolest in d game sumtin lyk an ice in a bag/heisinberg
I keep flowing blue as I break every rules, I break dem bad........... Breaking Bad series

Novice divers often jump to concussions.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Novice divers often jump to concussions.

u just reminded me of this pics :-D

What does Plantain do when he's one on one with the goalkeeper? Plantain chips.

Many Africans complain that life is not fair to them most especially black Africans.

novakane:
Every Gay politician has a "Man date"

A pun a day keeps the vaseline away

Danny is so hairy like his father, Harry.

Multiply your 'undivided' attention

I knew a guy who had his left side cut off, He's all right now

The scientist who created the 'formula' for chemical weapons must have known it was a 'recipe' for disaster.

Lots of people were killed and buried on a large piece of land; it was a 'mass-acre'

Tenison96:
Lots of people were killed and buried on a large piece of land; it was a 'mass-acre'

nice..I like that one

The magazine about CEILING FANS went out of business because of low CIRCULATION.

PiccoloBrunelli:
The magazine about CEILING FANS went out of business because of low CIRCULATION.

Heard d 1 bout LIGHTBULBS SPARKS interest

A CIA agent had a standing order to assassinate his target, on meeting her he fell in love and decided to "take her out"

No amount of prayers will make her "Re-earn her" "work" dues...

He was part of the gang that robbed the bank in "August" now he's in church seeking Gods "benediction", but who am I to judge?? we are "all sinners"....
#August Alsina- Benediction

three guys 'walked' into a bar. (ouch ! Must have hurt)

After a few drinks, a musician got on stage to perform. Midway through the performance he realized the "boos" was too much

Focusing my mind on something else when I have an ERËCTION in public is really HARD.

The management of SKYE bank has begged customers to GUARANTY them their TRUST. They have promised to set a STERLING example when it comes to putting the customer FIRST.

Have you ever tried to eat aclock ? It's very time consuming.

money make mama Mary marry mad man.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Focusing my mind on something else when I have an ERËCTION in public is really HARD.

Focusing my mind on something else when I have an ERECTION in "PUBIC" is really HARD

#remodelled
#respect