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king406:
someone snitched on u jwor

Ishilove:
The man knew I was an E student in Mathematics so maybe that's why he was lenient.

kikilove:
I think I was still shaky lol

buharisbae:
Lol mine was when I was in secondary school I carried expo for my biology (due to diagram and labelling) it was my 1st term exam in ss2 and I hate cramming the labelling part of biology so on a faithful morning I read my biology note back and forth I prepared for the exam as I got to the exam hall I slid the paper inside my stockings I went to the middle of the hall where u won't be suspected [/b]That much so as we settle for the exam then the invigilator enters (our Yoruba teacher) [b]God that woman is mean and heartless! I hated her ryt from ss1 so since I Dont relate with her I said I Dont really have a problem so I did all my objectives and theory aspect remaining the diagram part as I brought out the paper I put it under mY skirt I already drew the plant cell and labelled so it remained the animal cell so I was drawing the animal cell my mind was sweeting me as I was expecting my A (This witch looking woman has an eagle eyes ) I was covered by many people and its hard to get in the middle as I looked up the woman was pressing phone I was like ahhh thank God! as I looked down at my paper to continue 10secs later the woman just came direct to me and said "wow u must be intelligent this exam that is giving people sleepless night" mumu like me just smile the next thing the woman change face and said isn't that ur money that fell at ur back as I turned my neck to look the woman just dragged the paper from my laps (I have never felt so embarased in my life) I was trynna explain the woman no gree! I tod her I wasn't feeling too well and that's not how I do chaii Yoruba women gat no chill naaso she dragme outta my seàt she threatened to disgrace me on the assembly ground I beg tire! this woman called me names "fyn girl like u no brain" "oloriburuku" she was screaming like I snatched her husband later she lay me down flogged my ass (the medium one I was flexing ) she then tore my paper and told me to stat again. chaii I had only 15 mins to finish But I Sha finish after I came out of the hall I saw people looking at me I felt like stabbing them to death then my friend came to tell me sorry I felt the wall should swallow me I said I will never carry expo in my life again

but i still carry my first as usual

I was still made a prefect and I never had issue again in ss school

THE END

(story not really complete but my hand is paining me ) and sorry for my typo I still dey vex over the issue

kikilove:
Reminds me of when I was in school.i never carried expo cause almost all my lecturers thought my Shakara was too much I dey do fine gal so I wouldn't bother reading a book at all,for that reason they were always checking on me in the exam hall nd changing my seats like an undecided spinster lol.........well in 200l we had this particular course, I try read the thing tire e nor enter my head oh so I went to complain to a class mate of mine,he said ahhhh that's easy na he would write with an empty pen on a copy of my school fees print out that way only me can see it in the hall.na so I allow am write oh,the next day we went to the hall and he gave it to me.i sat down nd held it.Exam never start I done dey shake dey sweat like a sinner in church because of what I was holding. Na so one of our lecturer come nd said everybody out, u would file in nd arrange yourselves again,as I hear that one I fly go out side throw expo inside my bag nd took out a clean school fees printout then went back in. As soon as the exams started, one external lecturer came in. Omo the guy just walked straight to me nd said stand up bring out ur school fees printout, I brought it out he looked at it closely,raised it in the sunlight turned the front nd back didn't see anything.he said give me ur booklet I did, same checking oh didn't see anything he said come out of ur sit I came out,he bent down nd checked under my desk, at this point my course mates were laughing oh cause dem know say I nor dey carry expo normally ironically a gal carrying expo all over her body was two seats away from me but she looks quiet nd innocent.as the man check e nor see anything he said I should turn around which I did e nor see anything that was Hw he asked me to sit down nd continue. Omo na that day I agree say that man dey use juju dey know who carry expo nd dat was the first nd last time I attempted it in my life.till I finish school I dey go read till day break during exams ohhh the ones I nor know I go ask questions shekina..........sorry for the errors

Noneejiofor:
some gals for be like,its like the guy snitched on me....trust no one sha,maybe the guy nd d lecturer don plan am,if too say the man catch you,e for just tell you the hotel where una go meet

Affable0709:
I'm in that school of thought that says Expos are for weak minds..

Why don't you try something more challenging like being honest.

omofabulous:
I never did such I never summon the courage to, lol, the boldness never came maybe because I never believed in such thing as expo

kikilove:
I don't think anyone did probably I wasn't settled

Berlyn:
what's 'EXPO' haven't heard of it before

dukeprince50:
wit this ur English, u better carry expo o, it will epp u pass

McBrooklyn:
Expo na the tiny paper containing answers wey you dey put for your Bra or under that your skirt closer to the panties

Fynestboi:
Lol. Me keh

Circumstances surrounding me can't make me do such even if I want to.

Except if it's possible to cheat without the person next to me knowing about it.

pamcode:
which expo can you carry for that your course sef.

Yian1:
Expertly slid your expo from the answer sheet to between the question papers to the floor..and all these happened in front of your invigilator that's not blind...Bros haba, we no be mumu.

luckingcurvy:
was a reader in school all the way from first year,that my course mate do photocopy my summarize book. carried in case I forget but don't really use them, them my final year(always final year 2nd semester) devil said he want to work, one thing is that the Mumy lecturer came only once to sell his text book ( the thing got us angry coz it was a borrowed course) anyway, we bought d book but common ,u need to see all those books on entrepreneurs u will hate school and d nigga said his going to set all, I read d one I could and took like 3answers I know will come out, the faithful day I have finished and was passing to my friend, I don monitor movement are say all the leturers dey far, not knowing that they brought one small lady. ahhhh the girl don mark me( am tall. wear shako recommended glasses) fine one. as I was passing it the lady came and said give me, meeeee I don't hide am immediately I heard voice way no resemble my friend own, she took my paper and said I should leave I told her to summit it bfor I leave, for hall that's how my dept lecture that do pick me from home at times came and ask WATS up, I. told her and she vouched that I can't do such, tanks to her I submitted but d Mumy girl minus a sweet 40 marks Wetin I write . I lock up, for back go c d man the man ate my clean 15k, at least I got a C( half bread is better than one chin chin. u won't believe it I now saw the girl in my church as chorister dry sing me day dance. I swear to God I for treat her Bleep up if I hadn't pass that course. I don mean am but God save her.

Firstlady002:
My own was early this year. The thing is I do snap all my note pages into my phone. So when I get a question, I just brought out my phone, open gallery, zoom and start writing. On this faithful morning, everybody was eating the cover of their biro but I was writing so I think that was what made the invigilator focus on me. He eventually caught me looking down but before he got to my seat as I always sit at the back, I had put it back. He searched and got my phone. It was an iPhone6 and the lecturer are all those lecturers wey no tap at all. He's an su. He kept pressing but the phone no gree on. He was wondering wch kind of phone is this and I insisted sir I'm not doing anything with my phone, in fact I don't have battery on it. Can't u see its not on. This man still dey use force press my phone home button o. So I quickly grab it from him he den call someone else to check, but before they arrive to my seat. I don off phone patapata. That was how the other man we call prince wey wan tap small collected the phone try look am then concluded that the phone no get battery, my heart was smiling. So I was stopped and couldn't finish the paper as bringing a phone to the exam hall alone is an offense. I still get B for the course anyway

Berlyn:
i ask you!?

Are you asking me that question for the gods so??


Well, I'll just take that as a compliment

justicejay:
I wonder why some people won't mind their own business. What I wrote above is not even something I gave attention too while typing.
This a faceless forum, you can't judge people anyhow moreover why should I give much attention to someone else language.
Have never being in to expos things in my life and that doesn't make write an exam twice.
So get a life or stick with your expo

dukeprince50:
. just an advice sha

Articul8:
Mine was terrible. It was way back in secondary school. I was eventually expelled. Till date,I wish I never did it. I don't know how to handle that now because I have political ambitions. I am a right standing man now but who will believe that after hearing that I was expelled because of 'expo' in secondary school. I wish the world will just forgive me.

Phunkyposh:
Sincerely,it doesn't pay
...Ain't claiming to be holier than thou but there is confidence and Ego you gat when seeing your result and knowing its something you work for.
This came in just in time....I am writing exams at the moment and reading over night as I type this....Getting into the exams already prepared help a whole lot, not on the short run alone!!.No knowledge is lost..it contributes to your development one way or the other.
MY Widows Mite!!!!

Phoenix11:
same with me...i finished from the university with majority of my course lecturers not knowing my name...am sure if i go tomorrow sef to get something dey wnt know me.....so y will some1 like me carry expo, when i no get lecturer friend to beg.
i just kukuma read and respect myself.

breehzy99:
Oya nau, Where do you stay? Lool.

waywardpikin:
Let me start by saying that I graduated with a cgpa of 4.09. I'd always been an As and Bs student. Wasn't the most serious but when exams come around I can read the entire note and finish an entire textbook. People in my department always wondered how I did it. Some thought I used to sort lecturers cos I was hardly in class. The only secret was that I partied hard, and read only when it mattered.

The day I was caught with expo was in the second semester of my final year. Our timetable was so jumbled up that some core courses were put together back to back (una sabi as some timetable dey sabi useless). After I finished the exam for that evening by 5pm, I discovered that the next paper was in the morning of the following day. I tried to read the paper but mehn the whole thing just seemed like Greek. Nothing seemed to enter my head. The numerous calculations were threatening to break my head and the owu wey dey knack the son of man that period no get one single joy. It was also the last paper for the semester so, low motivation. That was how the devil whispered to my ears:

'Wayward pikin, tidy expo na! Do am the way you dey do am those days for 100 level.'

'But I no get mind again like those days. This thing fit fail me o,' I replied.

'Oga don't dull yourself na final year you dey. Nothing dey happen,' the devil retorted.

It was the easier option anyway so I tidied my expo. Packed a whole notebook into one tiny sheet of paper.

The next day na so I dey offload my expo into my answer sheet. My heart was racing 'gbugum gbugum gbugum' but I was confident that if I could download my expo into my answer sheet I was guaranteed an A in a 3 unit course.

All of a sudden an invigilator walked up to me and said, 'Pass me your answer sheet.' I passed my answer sheet to him and expertly slid my expo between my question paper.

The invigilator went through my answer sheet with a puzzled expression on his face and then asked me to pass my question paper. I passed my question paper to him and expertly slid my expo to the floor and stepped on it with my timberland boot. The invigilator went through my question paper with a puzzled expression on his face and then asked me to stand up.

As e come b like say water don dey pass garri, I start to dey cut am eye say make he calm down na. Why him blood too dey hot? With my eyes and a low tone I begged him, 'Please sir... Please sir...'

Na so him voice come increase say, 'I SAID YOU SHOULD STAND UP YOUNG MAN!'

At this point other students were looking in our direction. It seemed like the devil had chosen today of all days to disgrace me. Last paper of my final year exams. What manner of fvckery is this?

'Bros abeg na,' I begged with all the pity I could muster.

'I said STAND UP!!!'

At this point I started weighing my options, as e don dey be like say devil wan use this man to spoil my career. And that was when I did the unthinkable.

With the speed of light, I reached for my expo and stuck the thing in my mouth. Na so the invigilator jump on top chair like Jackie Chan con grab my throat so I no go fit to swallow am.

'Spit it out! I say spit it out!!'

For where. Shey dem dey teach monkey how to jump tree? I swallowed the God-damned thing, next thing I knew the invigilator landed me a very hot slap. As e be say I don confiscate the evidence, that was all I needed. I pushed him off me and turned to face him with ferocity of Sango, Thor and Amadioha combined.

'You slapped me! Why would you slap me? What did I do? How dare you?' I boiled, pointing my fingers in his face because if you touch lecturer dem fit expel you ooo.

'What did you do? You brought expo into an exam hall!'

'Which expo? Did you see me with anything? Why would you slap me?' At this point I was holding my answer sheet and question paper as well as my school recepit and ID card. He tried to collect it from me but I slapped his hand away.

'Oh, you think you're smart? Mr Patrick, come please.'

Mr Patrick came over, a man that didn't take me any course but knew me very well. I was always respectful and greeted him all the time.

'Yes what is it?'

'This boy brought expo to the exam hall.'

'What? You brought expo?'

'No sir I didn't bring anything. I was busy writing my exams next thing I knew this man came here and started harassing me. Next thing I knew he slapped me,' I said, turning to face my assailant with even more anger in my face, 'Why would you slap me?'

'You mean you have the guts to lie to me to my face? Something that you swallowed. I will deal with you today!'

'What swallow? Did you anything in my mouth?' I opened my mouth for all to see.

The speed with which Mr Patrick ran to get exam malpractice form still dey shock me till today. He didn't walk o. HE RAN. As if he had been praying for this day to come. Someone that I thought was my friend lol. I hate him till tomorrow and I never greeted him after that incident. He came back with the form but none of them could get me to sign that form because once you've signed it you have implicated yourself which in my school (don't ask, won't tell) could lead to a fine as high as N70,000 and also expulsion. They all kept trying to collect my answer sheet and receipt and ID card but the way I hold am tight ehn, you go know say na my life I dey fight for.

As I don enter devil trap I might as well fight my way out of it.

'He didn't carry any expo na. Leave him alone!'

'Why would you slap him?'

'Leave him, he's innocent!'

Shouts of support rented the exam hall, it didn't matter that half the students in the exam hall witnessed me swallowing the evidence. Eventually they called the school security to come bundle me and lock me up. When the security detail arrived and they saw me, their hands fall. They were people I knew and I used to tip them and buy them drinks every now and then. Besides, I wasn't the kind of guy that causes trouble.

Anyway I wasn't allowed to write the exam again, and that was how I quickly boarded a shuttle bus back to my off campus apartment before any more stories that touch comes into play. To say that I was embarrassed and pained by everything that happened is saying the least, but I am thankful that I had the good sense to not fill the exam malpractice form. When the results came out, that particular course showed up as a missing script.

That incident cost me an extra semester in uni which I would just approximate to an extra year. It wasn't funny but now I can laugh lol.

Over to you guys. Have you ever been caught with expo before?

#Wayward Pikin

CC seun lalasticlala Fynestboi Richiez olawalebabs

greatness22:
My 100 level 1st semester exam back then in the dreaded AAU Ekp.

It was an elective course (ELS 103), so the exam was slated for 11am and the venue was the popular NLT hall which can contain a thousand student. The course was an easy one, but due to my hustling, i didn't have time to read. So i have to use "chukuli or ochuko(helper)."

The exam started, and everything was going smoothly for me until one of the English lecturer popularly called "mallam" walked in. He was feared by many, (those muslims with long beards) and i could remeber a girl telling me to stop, i ignored her. Then i heard "Young man, stand up" before i could say "sir" he tore my answer sheet and then dragged me to the lecturer of the course who was already smilling and giving me the malpractice form to fill, but as a warri boy wen i be, "instead of champaigne to waste, make belle kukumah burst" i hit the hands of the mallam and took off with my ID card.

greatness22:
My 100 level 1st semester exam back then in the dreaded AAU Ekp.

It was an elective course (ELS 103), so the exam was slated for 11am and the venue was the popular NLT hall which can contain a thousand student. The course was an easy one, but due to my hustling, i didn't have time to read. So i have to use "chukuli or ochuko(helper)."

The exam started, and everything was going smoothly for me until one of the English lecturer popularly called "mallam" walked in. He was feared by many, (those muslims with long beards) and i could remeber a girl telling me to stop, i ignored her. Then i heard "Young man, stand up" before i could say "sir" he tore my answer sheet and then dragged me to the lecturer of the course who was already smilling and giving me the malpractice form to fill, but as a warri boy wen i be, "instead of champaigne to waste, make belle kukumah burst" i hit the hands of the mallam and took off with my ID card.

KoyZ:
you gat me

you gat me LOL