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This babe loves giving HEAD, she is my HEAD-mistress

phoenix23401:
i was called to judge a rap batlle amongst some muslim brothers, and before it started i told them i was really strict and i would not -allow a wack bar- (allahu akbar)

Top rated.

Went into a white garment church earlier and i met a lotta CELE-brities

so I was watching a match at a neighbourhood pitch..and I wondered how those guys manage to curve the ball so precisely... then it hit me!

NaijaTalkTown:
Man were you born in the toilet? You're full of shitt man (pun intended ).

You think your a$$ is a hot cake now? Don't make me FORK you over.

I got an anaconda career, longer than an aircraft carrier.

hey...you know you can tune a guitar..but you cannot tuna-fish!

amunekeuto:
he put his Poland in my Holland.

Hmmm.

Why is it, 'A penny for your thoughts,' but, 'you have to put your two cents in?' Somebody's making a penny..

The dark chic called herself a blackberry, I'd really love to charge her

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

He called himself a christian,a FISHER of MEN...no wonder he's gay.

Blackeard:
A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood...

damn!!! this is the best

Opiletool:
Heard Sinator Dino threatened to rape Remi Tinubu in the Horror Chambers after the latter called him a Dog. One could only imagine the Animal-sity between those two Legit-haters.

Damn Bruv!

Edd1e:
Why is it, 'A penny for your thoughts,' but, 'you have to put your two cents in?' Somebody's making a penny..

Please dont throw in your two cents, it's not like it's enough to buy me a Piss of land.

mehn I've learnt alot

Life is bisexual, you can blow it either ways.

Opiletool:
Please dont throw in your two cents, it's not like it's enough to buy me a Piss of land.

land is a free gift of nature, but wait, aren't all gifts free?

Blackeard:
A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood...

I didn't get this..

she said she wanna help me in the LINE and i told her TEN QUEUE

Eke40seven:
Nice one: let me quickly improvise.
When you are on troubled waters but did not SEA. Just know it is WELL.

mehn how do you go baLd and still looks good

I keep asking this question if KEKE NAPEP, who is D1?

When the doctor told the helpless man dat he has AIDs, he said "thank Goodness, I would like to see the person paying my bills"

Who says money can't buy yesterday? Its the month of JULY and I just bought my MAYback.

The preacher said he used to fart a lot when he was 6yrs old. That was his MESSage.

I have seen enough CAROs but can't seem to find ADA in nigeria. Canada be in north america?

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

The dam is overflowing, we are going to have a DAM problem

Daliano:
I didn't get this..

You don't know who Tiger Wood is?
There is only one Tiger in the golf Wood.

Blackeard:
All the VAMPIRE DIARIES CD's I have are fake. I'm looking for THE ORIGINALS

lets do dis

i wonder how CLARK KENT does it, do u have any CLOE, well ur just a LANA with SMALL VIEW, for me he is just a SUPERMAN.

Daliano:
I didn't get this..

Tiger woods cheated on his wife.

I always give my girl friend the best treatment. When I say I treat my HonneyWell, I ain't talkin noodles.

Mama said I should get a LAND before I buy a ROVER..I told her the two comes together. (LAND ROVER)

When I say my girl got CURVES, I ain't talking about DAVID BECKHAM's free kick.

The dog keep chasing my bag and keeps to bark until i lost my bag.

The dog keep chasing my back and keeps to bark until i lost my bag.

I got so cornfused yesterday after cornsuming so much corn at the corner.

Well im not a freedom fighter, im not just that kinda fella (fela)