I hope they will cheer[wheel-chair] you for this ability[dis-ability].


I fingered heavens till thy kingdom come(cum).

When I say my girl got CURVES, I ain't talking about DAVID BECKHAM's free kick.

I dino that remi hated melaiye

If I bear Hillary, will I be Hillarious?

Boy: when you left, you took my BREATH away.
girl: That's so sweet
Boy: You took my INHALER with you.

The chief Judge refused to enter the bush, were George Bush leafs!!

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'

I had to sleep on the clock so I could wake up on TIME

Blackeard:
I don't know who threw the first punch leading to a fight in the Transporter 3. But something dey tell me say na Jason Start am....

jason start am, because he was so cranked up with the italian job, he needed them to deport him 'cos he has no means of transportation.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Finally our thread made it to fp!!!!

Girl: Baby my colleagues wife missed her period and I had to give him mine.
Husband: I salute your benevolency, our maid missed her period too!!

femialade:
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I
was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I
was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I
could eat another bite'

Copied....

maybe i need a BRAKE wit the whole LOVE thing, cant tel what DRIVES my PASSION, need a change of HEART ROUTE.

laikas:

jason start am, because he was so cranked up with the italian job, he needed them to deport him 'cos he has no means of transportation.

same transportation he used was so fast and he was furiously dwaynedled (dwindled) into 7yrs detention.

(dwaynedled-in reference to Dwayne Johnson 'the rock' in fast and furious 7)

Cynthia mourns her Organ with a Germane Juice!!

Lemme give this a try.

JAMES HARDEN thought he was the greatest chef until we all found out about CURRY.

NB: For NBA heads only.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I wrote a book about birds. It flew off the shelf.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

Why isn't the chelsea midfielder not getting enough playtime? Because he's athsMATIC!

Blackeard:
Lmao ok some naruto puns

When konan was with the akatsuki, she was in charge of all the paper work...


What's the fastest way to a girls heart? Chidori

Now you are talking! Now i understand what all this bullshït puns is all about.
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remedick:
Father Friday Fried Fifty Five Fishes For Fifty four Fathers From France.

one fish go remain na

Buhari converted to christianity and quoted psalm 23 thus, 'the lord is my shepherd, AISHA not want...'

Edd1e:

same transportation he used was so fast and he was furiously dwaynedled (dwindled) into 7yrs detention.

(dwaynedled-in reference to Dwayne Johnson 'the rock' in fast and furious 7)

ok.

i ran so fast that it got johns 7 sons furious

My pet is so stubborn, One could easily described it as being DOGmatic.

The PAST, the PRESENT and the FUTURE walked into a bar; it was all TENSE

Stella (scaler ) quantities has being thought in school for years, so why is it wrong to say Ojukwu'S MANhood still lives!!

john aint no legend, no am nt out of my mind, why wuld rythm 'n' blues be his worst dstraction.

I am not Jack Bauer, so I cant bow for Jack.

Alyoungie:
Lemme give this a try.

JAMES HARDEN thought he was the greatest chef until we all found out about CURRY.

NB: For NBA heads only.

lol....bro that's superb ......really for NBA heads......

Donald Trump can't stop making Hillary-ous jokes.

I am so BROKE that I can't even PAY attention

Her mouth is like my house so, i guess you can say I'm cvmming home.