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Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Ishilove: 8:30pm On Jul 23, 2016
I wonder if y'all can't cuss yourselves without involving your innocent parents?? angry
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by WHITEWIZARD(m):
k
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by senibo1: 8:31pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:
Thanks









Village Headmaster grin cheesy
cheesy grin why are you so wicked like this

must you say the obvious grin

Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Iceeydee: 8:32pm On Jul 23, 2016
I think I like it here cool
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jul 23, 2016
senibo1:
cheesy grin why are you so wicked like this


must you say the obvious grin
Hahahahahahaha.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by ShaqFu: 8:32pm On Jul 23, 2016
Lol. I never knew we have vampires living in Nigeria? Lol.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jul 23, 2016
ireneeony:
as bixy as lagos, you mean to tell us..there was nobody in third main land bridge at that time of the night undecided


Sorry to say..
The story is incomplete or flawed.
Do people sleep on third mainland bridge?
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jul 23, 2016
ShaqFu:
Lol. I never knew we have vampires living in Nigeria? Lol.
grin grin cheesy..
Troublemaker grin
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Ishilove: 8:33pm On Jul 23, 2016
WHITEWIZARD:
mrs ishilove. your time is coming. your day of torment will come. just keep licking the asses of guys that stays in europe and america for now. i will open ur file soon.
My day of 'torment' on an Internet forum? Little boy, I, unlike you, don't take Nairaland seriously.

Feel free to open my 'file' because you're jobless, with little or no distracting responsibilities.

This is the last time I will be dignifying you with a response.

Fvck off, you've exhausted your quarterly ration of attention.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by FuhckYhu: 8:34pm On Jul 23, 2016
TheBigBadTroLL:
coming from someone who has lost his father's identity in the sea of his mother's unquenchable taste for cheap druken sex by wheelbarrow pushers!!!

If your mother isn't as uncouth as a pygmy Chimpanzees, she would have closed her legs properly 20 years ago to make the haunt for your true parentage less tedious

Offspring of a drunken coūrtesan! Idiotâ
cry cry

Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by TheBigBadTroLL: 8:34pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:
You are still not making sense. What you wrote up there can pass off as a dialogue for someone playing the role of a lunatic in a Nollywood movie.



Try harder, you can do it Kid... Find the sanity in you boy.
grin grin cheesy grin I was expecting a storm, not this.

Don't go parental again, it's my specialty too. Uneducated by-blow. Troubled soul !
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Knightngale(f): 8:35pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:
I would have narrated to you how your Mother's younger brother raped her and how they brought a product of shame and abomination to our dear earth even after everybody told them to terminate you self acclaimed halfwit....


The title would have been "Knightngale, a Product of incest and a Curse to humanity"


But guess what? Am done here cheesy... Lucky you.
You case is worse NotoriousPIG, your mama isn't sure about how you were conceived, whether you are fathered by her father who slept with her on a daily basis or by the gorillla she was made to have sex with while doing a sex video.

It has to be the gorilla, the elements which make up your being is half human, half gorilla, that's why you can't understand simple constructions of english language.

Member, League of nonentities cheesy what a retarrd!!
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jul 23, 2016
mimzy:
Do people sleep on third mainland bridge?
ask ur friend very well..
That vampires part is hilarious grin
What if the lady has hiv/aids cheesy

People do pass through the bridge.

For example trailer drivers works at night in lagos.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:
My day of 'torment' on an Internet forum? Little boy, I, unlike you, don't take Nairaland seriously.

This is the last time I will be dignifying you with a response.

Fvck off, you've exhausted your quarterly ration of attention.
Ishilove... You are a very respectable figure here, stay away from all of these controversies.....
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by FuhckYhu: 8:37pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:
You are still not making sense. What you wrote up there can pass off as a dialogue for someone playing the role of a lunatic in a Nollywood movie.



Try harder, you can do it Kid... Find the sanity in you boy.
sad
Aaaahaan.!.

Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by T5OM: 8:37pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:
Thanks










Village Headmaster grin cheesy
You're welcome. Try reading it out loud . Notice how it rolls of the tongue and sounds cosmopolitan? A deviation and welcome break from your archaic "don't mention". Sadly, you'd always be an 'intellectual Tarzan' - forever lost in your primitive state of mind.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by ShaqFu: 8:38pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:
I wonder if y'all can't cuss yourselves without involving your darling mothers?? angry
Shows lack of proper home training and upbringing.

But heck, I wouldn't mind cussing the person who cuss my mum. He'll, I wouldn't mind takin it offline and deal with them.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:38pm On Jul 23, 2016
There are more kids on Nairaland than i even thought of undecided
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by TheBigBadTroLL: 8:39pm On Jul 23, 2016
WHITEWIZARD:
the son of a goat. yeah i do. any problem?
You have always been an internet debris, part of the residual dirt of data caches in Nairaland so I have always likened you to an automated nuisance .

I thought you said shiit was about to get down. What's happening? You're getting trampled like a public carpet in a banking hall?
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by FuhckYhu: 8:39pm On Jul 23, 2016
T5OM:
Caitlyn Wizard, you remember this picture? cheesy

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3117340_idiots_jpegdccd7b07f80efba52628d22599e43d40
cry
my gaaaaaahhhdD...See person pikin. ..

Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by FuhckYhu: 8:42pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:
iwould have narrated to you how your Mother's younger brother raped her and how they brought a product of shame and abomination to our dear earth even after everybody told them to terminate you self acclaimed halfwit...


The title would have been "Knightngale, a Product of incest and a Curse to humanity"


But guess what? Am done here cheesy... Lucky you.
shocked cry
Waataaahfuuucckk.!!!

Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Ishilove: 8:42pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:
Ishilove... You are a very respectable figure here, stay away from all of these controversies.....
Which controversies? I was minding my business when the kid quoted me. I don't intend to engage in name calling with anyone. Their ban is one click away.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Nobody: 8:43pm On Jul 23, 2016
Knightngale:
You case is worse NotoriousPIG, your mama isn't sure about how you were conceived, whether you are fathered by her father you slept with her on a daily basis or by the gorillla she was made to have sex with while doing a sex video.

It has to be the gorilla, the elements which make up your being is half human, half gorilla, that's why you can't understand simple constructions of english language.

Member, League of nonentities cheesy what a retarrd!!
Not again huh Can't you guys just post without displaying your futility.. I have no other choice than to join your folks in giving up on you.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 8:44pm On Jul 23, 2016
Everyone claiming ishitlove is respected...May you not die a proper death.





Define proper death
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by FuhckYhu: 8:44pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:
My day of 'torment' on an Internet forum? Little boy, I, unlike you, don't take Nairaland seriously.

Feel free to open my 'file' because you're jobless, with little or no distracting responsibilities.

This is the last time I will be dignifying you with a response.

Fvck off, you've exhausted your quarterly ration of attention.
sad
shhhiiiiiiT, even u ex-policewoman?
aaaaaaahhH ..

Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by jubrealguy(m): 8:45pm On Jul 23, 2016
ireneeony:
as bixy as lagos, you mean to tell us..there was nobody in third main land bridge at that time of the night undecided


Sorry to say..
The story is incomplete or flawed.
Busyhuh 12amhuh? like for realhuh? u wanna know shiits that happens on that bridge like every midnight? u wanna know how many bodies v bn taken from that lagoon. 3yrs ago, uon wanna hear my story on that bridge. I guess we should just thank God for protection and stay away frm late night movements.....clubbers especially
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Ishilove: 8:45pm On Jul 23, 2016
ShaqFu:
Shows lack of proper home training and upbringing.

But heck, I wouldn't mind cussing the person who cuss my mum. He'll, I wouldn't mind takin it offline and deal with them.
I would be hard pressed to cuss anyone's mother because I love and respect mine too much.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:
Which controversies? I was minding my business when the kid quoted me. I don't intend to engage in name calling with anyone. Their ban is one click away.
Lolz. Issorai.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by FuhckYhu: 8:50pm On Jul 23, 2016
TheBigBadTroLL:
You have always been an internet debris, part of the residual dirt of data caches in Nairaland so I have always likened you to an automated nuisance

I thought you said shiit was about to get down. What's happening? You're getting trampled like a public carpet in a banking hall?
daaaaaammn..! sad

Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 8:51pm On Jul 23, 2016
Please epp me, since I removed my pictures, Girls no dey send me pictures...So it's because of my handsomeness that Why I get PMS?


How do I move my ministry forward
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by handsam(m): 8:52pm On Jul 23, 2016
WHITEWIZARD:
mrs ishilove. your time is coming. your day of torment will come. just keep licking the asses of guys that stays in europe and america for now. i will open ur file soon.
K.
Re: My Ladies Please Come In, I Have Vital Info For You All by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:52pm On Jul 23, 2016
FuhckYhu:
sad
shhhiiiiiiT, even u ex-policewoman? aaaaaaahhH ..
Dz guy sef grin
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