₦airaland Forum

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

KissChris:
OP, no lie, na you be that abi?

TheModsAreMad:
Utter rubbish! I don't know what is wrong with guys nowadays doing silly and ridiculous things in the name of proposing or trying to impress a lady.

Ladies of nowadays don't deserve all this.! Especially Nigerian girls. They are so rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

Mitcheew

God knows I will never stoop so low or do any silly thing in order to impress one useless Nigerian lady.

Apreel:
lol
..It can't be that serious na

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

karryn:
ur own is strong o, oya come and marry me

girl4rmspace:
omg, is this really how you see nigerian ladies? I pity whatever girl ends up being your wife.

TheModsAreMad:
What is this one saying? Who told you i have a girlfriend talkless of an Ex?

Abeg Park well

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

TheModsAreMad:
Utter rubbish! I don't know what is wrong with guys nowadays doing silly and ridiculous things in the name of proposing or trying to impress a lady.

Ladies of nowadays don't deserve all this.! Especially Nigerian girls. They are so rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

Mitcheew

God knows I will never stoop so low or do any silly thing in order to impress one useless Nigerian lady.

azeecoboy:
Why is she now shedding tears?

Meanwhile
[b]Yesterday was the saddest day in my life.I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously complaining about herstolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying.. I was also downloading something with my phone at that same time.. Immediatelyshe saw my phone she told the crowd that's her "6c="1" 6f="20" 6r="12,290,429,317"phone with me. For a moment icouldn't even open my mouth, i was so" 6c="1" 6f="20" 6r="12,350,351,377"confused. she held me and slapped me. The crowd attempted to beat meup. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came to the scene.. He asked what was going onand I explained with tears all over my face. He sent me to the police stationtogether with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She calledand a girl picked and told the woman it was her daughter. The girl told thewoman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town. I even cried more and more because I had already been disgraced. The policeman told the woman to settle mewith some money. The woman pulled 5 million nairaout of her bag and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me so i just opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate.[/b]

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

sathel:
Everybody's proposing

TheModsAreMad:
Utter rubbish! I don't know what is wrong with guys nowadays doing silly and ridiculous things in the name of proposing or trying to impress a lady.

Ladies of nowadays don't deserve all this.! Especially Nigerian girls. They are so rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

Mitcheew

God knows I will never stoop so low or do any silly thing in order to impress one useless Nigerian lady.

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

Oyindaberry:
Lol, and I'm above average o hehehe.

TheModsAreMad:
Utter rubbish! I don't know what is wrong with guys nowadays doing silly and ridiculous things in the name of proposing or trying to impress a lady.

Ladies of nowadays don't deserve all this.! Especially Nigerian girls. They are so rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

Mitcheew

God knows I will never stoop so low or do any silly thing in order to impress one useless Nigerian lady.

soberdrunk:
Can u 'cook' for ONE HOUR?

karryn:
u no get problem be that I cn cook for 3 hours

soberdrunk:
oya mail me, lets jump to step 2