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Bros she don bab your hair. No worry all nah experience. They no go fit do you the same thing next time again. Naso wan chick collect transport money for my hand say she go travel come spend time for my place as I send her d money she no come and she no call me again. I decided not to bother myself when I discovered she wasn't picking her calls. I thank God say nah only 3k I give her sha.

Motherfucker2:
You're very foolish
As rich as i am, i have never and i will never give money to any girl.
May God take my life any day i try that nonsense

Dude take a chill pill

Pls don't spend something you are nt comfortable with...I think you created the prob to yr self...when she requested for a big fish etc...u shld hv make it clear that u can't afford especially as she wanted takeaways ...that won't make her not to luv u..actually it will turn her on knwin that u knws the game..
But come to think of it hw do u wanna sleep with the girl on yr first date...you actually scared her,makes her to think hw to deceive u ofwhich she finally succeeded...
Don't rush into sleeping with girl coz it gonna tk u more time than usual...
Man up boy.

na those girls I dey always like to treat their Bleep up. Lol.. But Op.. You dan learn your lesson now. No do like idiot again o

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

Ur mumu no get mate

Op you be woman wrapper. Period!!! Babe wey you no even know just play you like this.

douchesnozzle:
Is this sex drive or foolishness?? I swear conji na real bastard

I agree completely.

Guyoo:
Lolzzzzzzzz...... Guy take heart, i feel your pain

A girl tried to play me that way sometime ago but i kuku show am say i grow up for Aba

I invited this lady over to my house, a met her about a week before then and we will getting along on phone and chat, so i invited her over to my house, she agreed to come but started forming not understanding my house address (even though my house was on well known road, very close to a popular school in the area), she even declined to take a direct cab to my house which could have been very easy considering that cab guys all know the area.
She insisted we meet a popular fast food joint (Mr Biggs ), so we eventually me at the fast food joint, in order to at least show i care , i asked if she needed any food or drinks, which she off course said yes. To my greatest surprise she ordered for two packs of fried rice +chicken, two packs of salad, 2 pieces of meat pie, 2 sets of ice cream, 2 packs of five alive......at that point i interjected and politely asked if she is ordering for me too but she said no, that it was for her sister at home who asked her to get something for her since she was going out.....

The bills was almost 6k, i grudgingly paid and consoled myself that at least i will get my reward in kind since we are going to my house....Just as i was driving off from the fast food joint, she feigned a phone call and was talking as if she was talking to her mum, when she dropped the call, to my shock she insisted to go back to her house immediately because her mum and dad came back and want to see her immediately and as such she has to rush home, when i protested, she pleaded with me that she will come see me the following day, at that point i know it something she had already planned to fool me, so my Aba brought up sense in me kicked off, i formed as if am ok with her plan and even promised to drop her off so she can get home quickly... so i drove towards her house and stopped a local kiosk , politely asked her to help me buy mtn 200 Naira recharge, i told her i needed to be inside the car because of the traffic guys in PH who can easliy impound your car for wrong packing, so came out of the car and walked down to the kiosk to buy the card......then i engaged my gear and fired down my leg on the car accelerator....you know what that means ...off course my 6k fast food was inside my car....
Na soooo i kuku get food for three days in my house......

Hehehehe... Correct guy, na hin you be.
Chai, at the end of the day, na N200 card + drinks she get...
hope sey her bag no dey for the car sha

OMG!! You need to see the way I dey laff right now.

Ahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Tunami:
Lol, don't you have guys that can plot a graph for you?

Lol. Be like say the bro no get team. Na one man mopol. That 4 b d best tin to do.

Use trucaller to get her name or name is known for and go online tk source for more info about her in order to track the pig. O boy you self get mind ooooo!!!

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

That chic is a miracle worker there was no food at home for she and her friends. But everything still turned up lol

ladyF:
Lmao!!! Friends for life on top fish?

Maybe get another line, call her with it. When she picks, pretend it's a wrong number and take it from there. Girls like that will always fall for awoof. Ask her to come and chop free fish and send her the location.

Thank me later.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

if u have a sharp guy use him to pull the job so she won't code ur voice...

TheLastIdiot:
E come be like say na film i dey watch.

Oh boy! U no even try atall,u 4 go empty ur account 4 her sef.Yeye man

Hahahaha... OMG!! This is so funny

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Add portsmouth join





Oga, na to find guys......that gal na one-nation material


If u get worai min!

ladyF:
lol Told you dear....slow and steady wins the race...

Oya clap for me abeg, FTC no easy. Even topping it up with them likes

Kudos

jairusben:
Op leave her Make she carry am go..na her merit..na so she go dey dupe soteylay one day she go come fall for my hand..i go avenge for you

Dis one well, 2 419 catch each other, one smart pass one period. How wish the babe follow the yeye op go house, that babe pussy for see wire. Op next time b smart

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

...so u tink u deserve punnnny becuzz u buy fish for babe..abi?...BRO,PLS GO BACK TO BED JORRR!!!((no oofennce))

Cant imagine your face right now....

insycarc:
bros me that I lost 10k to dollyjoy nko

What are you talking about please? When and how?

Na wetin good for u be dt, u too see cheap toto, u lose ur head...

OLÈ!!!

this reminds me of "me" about 15 years ago when i was scammed by a jamo girl in london..2days of continous scamming..when men think of kitten, we lose our sense of reasoning.
Op, you should be thankful. it could have been worse.

With this harsh economy you refuse to wise up. You have nothing to prove that she dupe you. She is just smarter than you claim. Next time don't pretend to have enough when you are managing. It was due to how you portrayed yourself. ترجیح منظم م ستر گت ججحط

Guyoo:
Lolzzzzzzzz...... Guy take heart, i feel your pain

A girl tried to play me that way sometime ago but i kuku show am say i grow up for Aba

I invited this lady over to my house, a met her about a week before then and we will getting along on phone and chat, so i invited her over to my house, she agreed to come but started forming not understanding my house address (even though my house was on well known road, very close to a popular school in the area), she even declined to take a direct cab to my house which could have been very easy considering that cab guys all know the area.
She insisted we meet a popular fast food joint (Mr Biggs ), so we eventually me at the fast food joint, in order to at least show i care , i asked if she needed any food or drinks, which she off course said yes. To my greatest surprise she ordered for two packs of fried rice +chicken, two packs of salad, 2 pieces of meat pie, 2 sets of ice cream, 2 packs of five alive......at that point i interjected and politely asked if she is ordering for me too but she said no, that it was for her sister at home who asked her to get something for her since she was going out.....

The bills was almost 6k, i grudgingly paid and consoled myself that at least i will get my reward in kind since we are going to my house....Just as i was driving off from the fast food joint, she feigned a phone call and was talking as if she was talking to her mum, when she dropped the call, to my shock she insisted to go back to her house immediately because her mum and dad came back and want to see her immediately and as such she has to rush home, when i protested, she pleaded with me that she will come see me the following day, at that point i know it something she had already planned to fool me, so my Aba brought up sense in me kicked off, i formed as if am ok with her plan and even promised to drop her off so she can get home quickly... so i drove towards her house and stopped a local kiosk , politely asked her to help me buy mtn 200 Naira recharge, i told her i needed to be inside the car because of the traffic guys in PH who can easliy impound your car for wrong packing, so came out of the car and walked down to the kiosk to buy the card......then i engaged my gear and fired down my leg on the car accelerator....you know what that means ...off course my 6k fast food was inside my car....
Na soooo i kuku get food for three days in my house......

SEE THE REAL MVP. ........I wish I could buy u a bottle of beer with isi ewu for this....if actually it's true

And you think, such a chap will not be on Nairaland to read your posts?

U dick put u in deep shit. U no sharp at all enuf of dem. Most gals wey dey school ne na runs gals na moni dey knw. Nd some of dem na 419. Nd to rob u of ur small moni dem sabi. Bt u f**k u no sharp at all, as she pick dat fish all road supposed lead to ur room na.

ladyF:
Lmao!!! Friends for life on top fish?

Maybe get another line, call her with it. When she picks, pretend it's a wrong number and take it from there. Girls like that will always fall for awoof. Ask her to come and chop free fish and send her the location.

Thank me later.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

your wisdom exceeds your years ma lady

WHEN SUCH A GUY R.A,PES THEM SYMPATHISERS WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THE GUY WENT THROUGH THE HANDS OF SUCH HUSTLING GIRL WILL SCREAM NO TO R,AP.E

@op
Don't worry, be happy..

I'd prefer to be called "stingy" guy than to be called "Maga" !