Same here buddy

Tgold1:

Lolz.... HoW I Wish That's An Update.....

Thanks Anyways Madame, You're Too Much..

Same here buddy

Tgold1:


Lolz.... HoW I Wish That's An Update.....


Thanks Anyways Madame, You're Too Much..

ok. We eagerly await ur update maam...

SmartestPopQUEEN:
thanks man... I can try and slot in one update this night... Just stay tuned folks.....

ALright Ma'am, Am waiting on It......

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[b]I’m broken, I think to myself, and turn to flee. Outside the window I can see the bokoharms ships landing, and watch in horror as they start ripping into people, eating them raw.


“You’re going to have to kill them,” Lydia Scott says right behind me.


“No!” I yell. “I can’t do that again.”

“Kill them like you killed the old me,” the one time man says as he grips my arms and shakes me.


“No,” I deny what he’s saying, “I didn’t kill you!”


“Nick!” A sharp pain against my cheek brings me back to reality, and I see Dennis standing above me, Rose on my other side. “Dude, you were having a nightmare. Sorry for slapping you, but you wouldn’t wake up.”


Groggily I nod at them, and sit up. My bed is a rumpled mess, and sweat is dripping from my brow. Looking to the clock, I can see that it’s six pm.


“We’re heading out,” Rose tells me, as she gently places her hand on my shoulder. “We have a couple rifles, and there are a number of us heading for the mountains.”


“We wanted to ask if you have any other advice for us?” Dennis asks, and I can tell he’s still worried about me. A small inner part of me laughs at that. A few months ago, he would have called me a derogatory name, and otherwise ignored me. Now he’s a friend.


“Avoid them if they make it past us,” I tell them. “Trust me when I say you don’t want to go up against them, if you can avoid it.” Like I’m going to do in a couple days. . .


“Any chance you wanna fool around one last time?” I grimace at the redhead’s choice of wording, and shake my head. One last time? The parts of my dream where I can’t get it up flash back through my mind, and I’m almost afraid to even try.

They help me out of bed, and I say my goodbyes, hoping that they’re not permanent.


I jump in the shower, and enjoy how refreshing a true shower can be, rather than the Jetson’s style cleansing stations on Vage’s ship.


I notice I’ve a missed call on my cell when I get out, and see that it’s from Stephanie. I’ve not seen my girlfriend in a number of days, and smile as I call her back.


“Are you back on the ship?” I ask as soon as she answers.


“No, I don’t want to be in the way. I take it you’re not on the ship then?” Her voice is musical, and soothing to my raw nerves.

“No, I came back to my room to get some real rest,” I tell her, and shudder as I look at the mess of my bed. That dream had been a real nightmare.


“Do you mind coming over?” Stephanie asks next, and I groan inwardly. It’s not that I don’t want to see her, but that dream. . .
No, I need to get over that!

“Sure, be over in a few,” I try to say cheerily.

“Is everything alright?” I guess there is something in my voice I can’t hide.


“Sure, sure,” I reassure her. “Now you live over in Detroit, right? It’s been so long. . .”

“Ha, ha,” she fakes a laugh. “Now hurry up and get your a** over here.”


“I’ll try not to make a wrong turn in Albuquerque,” I say in my best Bugs Bunny voice.


I finish getting dressed, and head out into the cold air. I debate on taking Vage’s ship, but decide to drive my car. Somehow, the feeling of my hands on the wheel, and the road beneath my tires comforts me. Maybe it’s just another one of those familiarity things.


Popping in a techno CD, I get myself pumped on the awesome beats. My sound system isn’t the best. Well, okay, maybe back in the twenties it would’ve sounded great, but my speakers can’t faithfully lay down the base.


Not yet. . . A few switches later, I’m struggling to keep my car on the road, as each low note shakes my car. Maybe I should turn it down a little.

“Damn,” Mary meets me at the door, “Was that your car? We could hear you a mile away!” She greets me with a warm smile.

I wasn’t expecting her here, and in truth had completely forgotten about Stephanie’s one-time rival.

“Yeah, I should probably tune that down some more,” I answer as she leads me inside. “I don’t need anyone calling the cops on me.”

“Oh yeah, I heard they arrested you.” Inwardly I flinch, remembering the situation at the police department after I’d taken down the twins.

“You’re a real bad-boy now. That’s so hot!”


“That wasn’t my fault,” I defend myself. While I don’t mind her thinking I’m hot stuff at the moment, I don’t want her getting any ideas. Stephanie is my girlfriend, and I don’t want to hurt her.


“Oh, I know,” she tells me off-handedly.
“Steph explained everything to me. You’re a real bad-a** superhero!”

I stop, stunned by her revelation. Is there no such thing as a secret identity anymore?


“Sorry,” I hear Stephanie’s mellifluous voice, and I turn to see her walking down the hallway, “I had to explain where I’ve been lately.”

Looking into her beautiful blue eyes, I can’t help but forgive her. “I take it Stacy knows too?”


“Of course I do, you rogue!” Stacy says, entering from the kitchen. If it weren’t for the switches in my girlfriend, I’d never be able to tell the identical twins apart.


T.b.c [/b]

Thanks for delivering as promised.....
That's a brilliant one

Thanks for delivering as promised.....
That's a brilliant one

SmartestPopQUEEN:
hey Nick! Com'on get yhur ugly a** down here right away... Seems like the switches yhu created in Tgold1, Mrlemuel, Theblessedman, and Rohy have started working in an Usain Bolt's velocity.......


I don't mind yhu teleporting their Bazooka down to Vage's ship, so that they will be on board when the battle begins... lolz...


[size=30pt] yhu guys have been wonderful.... [/size]

A WorD From The Queen Herself, Thanks Sweetie, God bless You.
*Muah*

TheBlessedMAN:
and the back to sender wey u go get dude, no get mercy 4 eye...

Bro, I Get Odeshi O

Mrlemuel:
Bro, I Get Odeshi O

lets wait nd c na... Just pull d trigger 1st...

TheBlessedMAN:
lets wait nd c na... Just pull d trigger 1st...

*gboa!*, (chks body) see am? e work.

Me In C

Tgold1:



No Be ooo, Na NicK, Followed By My Oga ROYH...

No Carry Me Enter CORRUPTION List O, I No They Do That Kind Thing, Corruption Kor, MASTurbation Ni

Mrlemuel:

*gboa!*, (chks body) see am? e work.

*kai* u no fit.... ( dust my clothes nd straighten my tie). Wait make i catch u 4 dat uncompleted building, wey u dey smoke dat Petrol weed...

TheBlessedMAN:
*kai* u no fit.... ( dust my clothes nd straighten my tie). Wait make i catch u 4 dat uncompleted building, wey u dey smoke dat Petrol weed...

Lol, Bro U No Serious O, Petrol Weed Kwah? Lai Lai.
I Still Remember Vividly Say Na Kerosene U Dey Use Baf, Hope Say U Dn Change Sha?

Mrlemuel:

Hahahahahaha, See Theblessedman See Gobe!, No Be Only 6 Virgin, Na 6 times 60 Virgins.
He Who Dies In War And He Who Dies On A Pussie, Which On Is Better? Rohy, Tgold1

Pussie Better, Enjoyment Death Better Than Fatal Death U Knw








BUt



wait Oh,





Why Called Me Into That KIND Thing...


NA HOLY Death SuperPaxx All Oh ;P

Tgold1:


I No Dey Fornicate ooo.......
Na Me Be The ONly VIRgIN BOY In The City Of Sex.....

Na Me HOly Pass.....

Eeyah!!
Na Waytin VIRGIN U dey Find In D Whole City Of Sex Oh

Mrlemuel:

Lol, Bro U No Serious O, Petrol Weed Kwah? Lai Lai.
I Still Remember Vividly Say Na Kerosene U Dey Use Baf, Hope Say U Dn Change Sha?

me kerosene? OM Forking Gawd... If not because i no knw ur house, i 4 send one 3G thunder 2 kum fire ur left ugly yansh... Buh i go ask Nick sha.. Expect a thunder in d nxt ......... Hours...

TheBlessedMAN:
me kerosene? OM Forking Gawd... If not because i no knw ur house, i 4 send one 3G thunder 2 kum fire ur left ugly yansh... Buh i go ask Nick sha.. Expect a thunder in d nxt ......... Hours...

Hahahaha, Omo, Ur 3G Thunder Self No Fit Work O.
Na Thor I Go Send Make Him Come Pat Ur Head With Him Hammer, So Be Expecting Him.

Mrlemuel:

Hahahaha, Omo, Ur 3G Thunder Self No Fit Work O.
Na Thor I Go Send Make Him Come Pat Ur Head With Him Hammer, So Be Expecting Him.

na lie.... Thor nd me Old Papa na Classmate 4 weldering school.. Thor no fit injure in old frnd pikin na.... So find sumtin else b4 i carry ur case go meet..........(u dnt nid 2 knw)

TheBlessedMAN:
na lie.... Thor nd me Old Papa na Classmate 4 weldering school.. Thor no fit injure in old frnd pikin na.... So find sumtin else b4 i carry ur case go meet..........(u dnt nid 2 knw)

If U No Knw, Thor Na My Grand Father Uncle Third Cousin To Him Nephew Sister, So U See, Blood Thick Pass Water...

Hehehehe... My people My peoplE.... You guys, Thor and this ur thunder sha......

Eku ere oooo(una weldone ooo)

Smartestpopqueen, this boredom is killing na.. Kum update, abeg...

Much love i gat for you SmartestPopQueen .Keep it up dear coz i dey you back dey follow you.

Tgold1:
Hehehehe... My people My peoplE.... You guys, Thor and this ur thunder sha......

Eku ere oooo(una weldone ooo)

Eseun O, Baale Wa.

Back again

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[b]
“Of course,” I repeat Stacy's words.

“We all wanted to talk to you,” Stephanie tells me, and I turn to see all three women looking seriously at me.
This can’t be good.


Stephanie leads me to a couch, and has me sit in the middle. Mary sits next to me, her leg touching mine, and Stacy sits across from me in a matching loveseat. My girlfriend sits on my free side, and clasps my hands, looking deep into my eyes.


“We’ve been talking,” she starts, and her hands give mine a gentle squeeze. She already knows I’m not going to like whatever she’s about to tell me. “We want to help you fight the bokoharms.”


Yanking my hands from her, I almost yell, “What? No! I won’t have you getting into any more danger than you will be, just by being on that ship. I wouldn’t even let you up there, if you hadn’t forced a promise out of me.”


Stephanie looks hurt for a moment, before replying, “I didn’t force it out of you. I just gave you your options, and you chose to be with me.”


“We really think we can help,” Stacy steps in.
I feel Mary’s hand on my thigh, before she says, “Please. This is our planet too, and we should be able to defend it, also. What makes you think we want you to be in danger?”

We?
Her question strikes me oddly, and I look at her, confused.

“Look, Stephanie loves you, her sister cares for you, and I. . . Well, I care deeply for Stephanie. If you’re going into danger to fight off these Bokoharms, then I say you get all the help you can. Maybe in Doom one man can fight off an invasion of bokoharms, but you can’t respawn.”


She’s right, of course, but I can’t have more people getting into a fight they can’t win.

“But you can’t fight them. I at least have my switches, and my sister, Loveth makes me stronger. No offense, but what can you do?”


“I won’t sit on the sidelines, and be your cheerleader,” Stephanie says heatedly, and I turn to look back at her. Her blue eyes are smoldering icicles (I didn’t even know that was possible), and her wonderful lips are compressed into a tight line. “I’ve been talking with Rukky, and—“


“Wait, what? What does she have to do with this?” I splutter.


“You didn’t let me finish,” Stephanie complains. “She’s an expert martial artist, and I think,” I raise my eyebrow at this statement, and she rushes on, “that with your help, we could be trained and be able to fight as well.”


Well, that would explain how Rukky was able to so deftly dodge me the other day. . . Or was that this morning? Anyway, that doesn’t really help.


“How do martial arts, or Rooney arts, even whatever arts translate into a space battle, and how am I supposed to help you get trained in only a few days?” I almost feel smug in my bit sarcastic logic. There’s no way they’ll be able to answer those questions.


Why are they all smiling?


“Away teams, of course,” Stacy says, at the same time her sister says “Your switches, of course.”
I look back and forth between the twins, trying to figure out which one to answer. I turn to Stacy first.

“How do you expect to board their ships? Vage doesn’t have shuttles. And no amount of Ibra, I mean martial arts training will stand up to a gun. Besides, you’ll be outnumbered.”


“Rukky already thought of that,” of course she did. “She’s already recalibrated the teleporters, and is fairly sure she can get us onboard one of their ships. Then we can take it over, and use it against them.”


“Fairly sure?” I ask, trying to keep the derision out of my voice. With Rukky’s super genius and conceited personality, if she’s only fairly sure, then that can’t be good.


“Vage’s been talking with the other aliens, and they’re going to try some practice runs with inanimate objects tonight,” Stephanie’s eyes grow distant, and she smiles. “Or rather, they just completed the trials, and were successful.”

Apparently she is communicating with someone on the ship.


“That still doesn’t answer the question about you being outnumbered on their ships,” I remind them.


“Oh, come on,” Mary says. “Haven’t you seen enough of Epl dramas ? A small team, like Leicester, well prepared, and well armed, will stand a better chance of getting the Trophy, and taking over any opposing team, just like we witnessed last season.” I look at her a with a 'are you really serious?' look, before she continue. " and like wise in Stargate episodes, a small team, and well prepared stands a better chance of taking over the Bridge".


“Weren’t you the one that just used Doom as a bad reference for why that wouldn’t work?” At least she has the grace to look embarrassed.


“We’ll have weapons,” Stacy says, “and we can use these light-suits, my sister’s told us about, for protection.”


“Those suits haven’t helped too much in the past, against the bokoharms,” I point out to this obstinate ladies that are desperate to join me on my mission to save the world.


T.b.c. I app everybody. PamelB, thanks 4 the Humor. [/b]

Nogodye:
Much love i gat for you SmartestPopQueen .Keep it up dear coz i dey you back dey follow you.

thats nice... I app it dear

TheBlessedMAN:
Smartestpopqueen, this boredom is killing na.. Kum update, abeg...

yea. I've been kind of busy lately. Pardon my negligence pls...

#SPQ u are now looking for my trouble o, hv been quite since, tinkin u wil update as usual buh u now update ones in 3days. U dnt knw hw much am waiting 2 read

cc: SmartestPopQUEEN
Bae, U Really Dey Mk Me Vex O, I Will Sha Forgive U This First And Last Time, Period!!
Next Time Enh, I Will Show U That I Am Worst Than Nick...

*teleports into present*
Finally here
*drops vaseline*
great story SmartestPopQueen

Bonjour Monsieur et mademoiselle...... Knock! Knock!! Knock!!! and taking my already reserved seat..... Bless you all.

i almost 4get smartestpopqueen was writin a stowie here anywayz gud job stl followin