₦airaland Forum

SnakeXenzia:
5. I’m not like other guys
Oshey Mr different.

Differential equation.

We hail thee!

justmenoni:
lol see u,na dat lala wey dey act yoruba movie i dey talk ooo not lalasnk

tosyne2much:
Do guys still tell these lies in this civilized world?.. Well, I'm guilty of none sha

Lemme add mine


7. Sex is not my priority in relationship

*If I hear...* Guys often use this statement to present themselves like they've got good intentions when in fact they're only in for kitty-cat

alegbeleye:
I have never had sex before

ayusco85:
This is why I love this man Robert Mugabe....

He is always on point......

permanentgrace:
No mods. can ban this handler. Even seun is afraid of it. Besides, what offence did i commit?

omusiliyu:
To that mod that banned me for advising our brothers from the east to turn a new leaf..

Guess you're now working in Ministry of information or EFCC/Police, if not bury yourself in shame.

Forwetinnah:


#faints

veekid:
Everybody is single until one is into marriage


I'm single o jare

bibijay123:
You are here claiming single abi

Wait let me post pictures of our five kids

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]As long as you aren't legally married, you're single.

If you're in a relationship, single.
Engaged, single.
Have a baby mama, single.

How is "I am single" a lie?[/color]

searchiing4love:
How many Nigerian girls are ready to listen to the truth? They are attracted to fake life and material things so much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed.


#Teamforeigngirls

searchiing4love:
How many Nigerian girls are ready to listen to the truth? They are attracted to fake life and material things so much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed.


#Teamforeigngirls

permanentgrace:
I'm not joking. May be cos you do not know me with this moniker. All the same, let's go talk sex on sexuality.

missstella:
Please respect ur old age

kaylechy:
Amu na ekwe the dude seriously

saipn:
na wa ooo y upload her pix on nairaland? is she aware of this?

searchiing4love:
How many Nigerian girls are ready to listen to the truth? They are attracted to fake life and material things so much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed.


#Teamforeigngirls

seunny4lif:

bolabolabo:
.
When infact they are the kitty-cat team leaders like us.
I love that thing gan.

Na God go deliver u ooo

Ada9103:
Her? Na meme wey I see somewhere

justmenoni:
i know sey na u go still take ur hand invite lalasticlala...wait wait i don talk am?

Maychang:
IVE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN MY LIFE.


yea right...tell that to the birds

kid7soccer:
wasup wit not having sex, not everybody is crazy about sex. I say boldy i have never had sex

missstella:
Please respect ur old age

jezuzboi:
I have never!

Dilish007:
i wouldn't expect u to b having sex yet.... u r still 14.

Maychang:
what ya trynna do? correct my statement? I have or I've - its d same...duh uh