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6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 8:39am On Aug 30, 2016 |
We’ve all heard the famed Yoruba demon stories. This Yoruba demon behaviour is not limited to just the Yoruba tribe. Nigerian guys have gotten “the player” title. Just ask any non-Nigerian babe. Our Naija guys have very sweet mouths. They know how to “whine” you so you show them where your mumu button is. Here are some common lies Naija guys have been known to utter when they’re hitting on you: 1. You look familiar My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim. 58 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 8:44am On Aug 30, 2016 |
2. I just wanna be friends Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what? PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me 22 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 8:48am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Culled from:[url]omgvoice.com/lifestyle/lies-nigerian-guys-hitting-on-you/?geoip&country=NG[/url] [size=2pt]lalasticlala[/size] |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 8:51am On Aug 30, 2016 |
3. I’m single *Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3 22 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by alegbeleye(m): 8:58am On Aug 30, 2016 |
I have never had sex before 20 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 9:14am On Aug 30, 2016 |
4. It’s complicated This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship. 17 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 9:20am On Aug 30, 2016 |
5. I’m not like other guys Oshey Mr different. Differential equation. We hail thee! 134 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 9:24am On Aug 30, 2016 |
6.i've never met anyone like you before. don't feel special,he says this to all girls 38 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by missstella(f): 9:27am On Aug 30, 2016 |
*rotfl* the fifth one though
Mr different
Differential equation
Kikikikiki
Nice one 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 9:41am On Aug 30, 2016 |
missstella: 2 Likes |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Sexxkillz: 9:57am On Aug 30, 2016 |
As long as you aren't legally married, you're single. If you're in a relationship, single. Engaged, single. Have a baby mama, single. How is "I am single" a lie? 176 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 10:03am On Aug 30, 2016 |
IVE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN MY LIFE. yea right...tell that to the birds 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by veekid(m): 10:40am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Everybody is single until one is into marriage I'm single o jare 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by omusiliyu(m): 10:40am On Aug 30, 2016 |
To that mod that banned me for advising our brothers from the east to turn a new leaf.. Guess you're now working in Ministry of information or EFCC/Police, if not bury yourself in shame. 5 Likes |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by deni1100: 10:40am On Aug 30, 2016 |
I can relate |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by tosyne2much(m): 10:41am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Do guys still tell these lies in this civilized world?.. Well, I'm guilty of none sha Lemme add mine 7. Sex is not my priority in relationship *If I hear...* Guys often use this statement to present themselves like they've got good intentions when in fact they're only in for kitty-cat 25 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by macuwon(m): 10:42am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Am guilty of 5 and 6 . Of course am different, at least my name.. 1 Like |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by danchuzzy(m): 10:42am On Aug 30, 2016 |
What's all these? Yeye dey smell!!! |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 10:42am On Aug 30, 2016 |
SnakeXenzia: I hate this one most... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by dovie002(m): 10:42am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 10:42am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Trash. |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 10:43am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by seunny4lif(m): 10:43am On Aug 30, 2016 |
I know this will hit FP Nairaland Mod collecting Brown since the days of Oduduwa Abeg who get garri that he/she is not using, make she/he borrow me for now I will return it back later 7 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 10:43am On Aug 30, 2016 |
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 10:44am On Aug 30, 2016 |
OP, is dat all. Anyway, it's just part of life. Make una(ladies) de dia de deceive una sef. Mehn will always be mehn. Nothing yhu guys can do about it 16 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by BTT(m): 10:44am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Tell them a thousand times, it won't stop a thousand years, it will catch them a thousand times. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by ThuGnificenX: 10:44am On Aug 30, 2016 |
You are the best thing that ever happened to me... Works every time 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Nobody: 10:44am On Aug 30, 2016 |
How many Nigerian girls are ready to listen to the truth? They are attracted to fake life and material things so much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed. #Teamforeigngirls 56 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by snazzy5050(m): 10:44am On Aug 30, 2016 |
lies ladies tell am not single i dont like you youre not my type na only guyz they lie 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Lexusgs430: 10:45am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Anything to chop the snail and suck the mangoro's |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by lascopes(m): 10:45am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Ojere!!! 1 Like |
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by ayusco85(m): 10:45am On Aug 30, 2016 |
This is why I love this man Robert Mugabe.... He is always on point...... 29 Likes 9 Shares
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